The ugliest Jeans in the world thread.

[Maynard Friedman]

The new adidas Ivy Park Rodeo collection has something for the ladies - and the chaps! Original text left to accompany photo to aid your understanding.

The train tracks are very impressive! 

Edited August 13, 2021 by Maynard Friedman

[Foxy2]

^ just WOW!

[Broark]

Ah yes, exactly the "comfortable yet feminine" look that all women are after...

[mpukas]

no. just, no. 

[Foxy2]

The aesthetics remind me of Peaches - wait that was like 20 years ago.

[oomslokop]

13 hours ago, Maynard Friedman said:

The new adidas Ivy Park Rodeo collection has something for the ladies - and the chaps! Original text left to accompany photo to aid your understanding.

The train tracks are very impressive! 

these are just what @Double 0 Soul's mccoy 003 would look like if he just lets them go and doesn't bother mending them

Edited August 13, 2021 by oomslokop

[Double 0 Soul]

Meh, my quadrouple crotch blow out was far more noticeable!

Edited August 16, 2021 by Double 0 Soul

[Duke Mantee]

2 hours ago, Double 0 Soul said:

Meh, my quadrouple crotch blow out was far more noticeable!

Understandable given the crotch …

[Maynard Friedman]

The Buster Gonad of South Yorkshire!

[mondo]

Mind you, the ladies' model does have a handy map pocket, for all those times you're squatting with your arse blown out and need to consider your next move...

[MJF9]

Blue or black for a change?

 

[StuartM]

Words absolutely fail me. 
https://shop.doverstreetmarket.com/collections/whats-new/products/jean-paul-gaultier-high-waist-trouser-with-denim

[Maynard Friedman]

On the plus side, you’re effectively getting two pairs of trousers for a £677 outlay.

[mondo]

...and if you've splurged on a pair of vintage Levis but they're in a small size, now you know what to do

[Duke Mantee]

@Flash

call Jean Paul Gaultier … I think you could make some hefty cash on those Nippers!

[Flash]

Have to be honest be honest and say I didn't even have a clue they made clothes . Remember getting a bottle of there aftershave one Christmas..... must have been about 14 , had myself plastered in it going to school thinking I was gonna be drowning in girls 

[Maynard Friedman]

But instead you were being chased by horny sailors on shore leave! 

[Duke Mantee]

27 minutes ago, Flash said:

Have to be honest be honest and say I didn't even have a clue they made clothes . Remember getting a bottle of there aftershave one Christmas..... must have been about 14 , had myself plastered in it going to school thinking I was gonna be drowning in girls 

Given you went to Belfast Boys Model School that was exactly the right aftershave to get 

[Flash]

 boys model wouldn't let me in , went to Glengormley High.... when I wasn't on the beak from school 

Edited November 21, 2021 by Flash

[Duke Mantee]

13 minutes ago, Flash said:

 boys model wouldn't let me in , went to Glengormley High.... when I wasn't on the beak from school 

Too much aftershave? Well I suppose if you’re skipping school, you might as well do it from one of those lower grade establishments 

[MJF9]

21 hours ago, StuartM said:

Words absolutely fail me. 
https://shop.doverstreetmarket.com/collections/whats-new/products/jean-paul-gaultier-high-waist-trouser-with-denim

Perfect for yoyo dieters... flit between pairs as you grow and shrink

[mlwdp]

On 11/20/2021 at 12:55 PM, StuartM said:

Words absolutely fail me. 
https://shop.doverstreetmarket.com/collections/whats-new/products/jean-paul-gaultier-high-waist-trouser-with-denim

Inception

Edited November 22, 2021 by mlwdp

[oomslokop]

i dont know, the batwings kinda remind me of early 2000s warehouse duckdigger pocket baroqueness 

[Talan]

[Cozzie]

I’ve been saved!!  Solves my life long problem of never being able to decide between slim fit or flared.  

[Talan]

36 minutes ago, Cozzie said:

I’ve been saved!!  Solves my life long problem of never being able to decide between slim fit or flared.  

This is the advantage of having two legs at once. One-legged people don't have the same variety of options.

[nick682]

 

 

I saw these beauties at Nordstrom the other day!

[Dr_Heech]

^the epitome of Fugly.

I think these win the title of the thread.

 

[unders]

Brought to you by Wet Pants Denim

Pre distressed and pre pissed! Regrettably no raw offering.

https://www.wetpantsdenim.com/about

Edited January 28, 2022 by unders

[Geeman]

Id clear your search history after coming across these Mate.....