The ugliest Jeans in the world thread.

[mlwdp]

[Maynard Friedman]

It’s what happens when you’re searching for ‘crotch rivet’ and type ‘crotch river’ by mistake.

[Duke Mantee]

13 hours ago, Geeman said:

Id clear your search history after coming across these Mate.....

I’m led to believe it’s the norm to clear your browsing history after anything you come across …

[unders]

My search history is cleared out every 30 minutes 

[Duke Mantee]

Impressive 

[Maynard Friedman]

He’s still young, us oldies would be dry heaving at that rate!

[the black arm]

Hurry, most sizes sold out…

 https://blueingreensoho.com/collections/denim/products/old-parkxminedenim-rebuild-wrapped-jeans-usd

[mlwdp]

Diesel decided to make jeans fused into boots.  These really are “bootleg”.

 

 

[MJF9]

For them days when you can’t make up your mind

Grab ‘em in the End sale - only £450 ish from £750 ish   

Edited October 1, 2022 by MJF9

[mlwdp]

Two Face from Batman would approve!

[Facini]

Not jeans, but too fugly not to share. “Trucker” jacket tucked in. Now I’ve seen it all. I ventured on to the Levi’s website for the first time in ages… I think this says it all about what Levi’s has become these days. And the LVC section is just a joke…

[Dr_Heech]

^ Levis tucker jacket?

 

[Maynard Friedman]

Denim tucksedo?

[Geeman]

Tuck right off

[pomata]

Fucking disturbing

[Talan]

9 hours ago, pomata said:

Fucking disturbing

Left hand warmer is excessive.

[Talan]

The price is a bit steep, but the shipment is free. 

[Duke Mantee]

6 hours ago, Talan said:

The price is a bit steep, but the shipment is free. 

 

Those shoes/clogs concern me more

[Talan]

6 hours ago, Duke Mantee said:

Those shoes/clogs concern me more

Totally agree, the style does not match. Fortunately, Balenciaga offers well-matched sneakers. They are expensive, but they don't feel too snug, nice wear from the first minute. 

[Maynard Friedman]

As worn by northerners, apparently…

[Dr_Heech]

48 minutes ago, Maynard Friedman said:

As worn by northerners, apparently…

Pre-distressing courtesy of Double O Soul ??

 

[Double 0 Soul]

Pre and post distressing

[Mtvare]

That fit is just distressing. 

[MJF9]

If that style has started up north, it'll reach down south in 6-12 months... 

[unders]

Not jeans but they deserve an honourable mention: 

 

Link for those interested: https://www.jimmychoo.com/en/women/shoes/jimmy-choo-jean-paul-gaultier-cuff-over-the-knee-boot-90/black-calf-leather-over-the-knee-boots-with-denim-print-JCXJPGCUFFOTKNAJ0C8353.html

[MJF9]

So that's where all our cut off hems go!! What a mark up too

[Broark]

Oldblue Co...🤢

[Cold Summer]

Shots fired, lol.

This over-the-top slub thing has been going on for far too long and resulted in tons of those tacky looking indigo rug fabrics. What I've noticed about these types of denim is that they can look really alluring when new, but almost universally age weird and don't look good faded.

I'd go as far as to say that nobody has made a better slubby fabric than Pure Blue Japan's original 14 oz denim from, what, twenty years ago? Which you'll still find on the XX-003, 007, 013, etc.

[Broark]

The over-the-top-slub thing is way played out and almost always looks "better" new than faded, but PBJ's mainline fabric is fine.
Also the Oldblue pairs (outside of the hideous rug-like denim) seem to have way too many "look at me" details. Way too busy for me.

[cadence]

On 1/27/2022 at 3:06 PM, unders said:

Brought to you by Wet Pants Denim

Pre distressed and pre pissed! Regrettably no raw offering.

https://www.wetpantsdenim.com/about

I thought these were from the show "I think you should leave" when I first saw them. Upon further review, still funny. https://www.tiktok.com/@ithinkyoushouldreel_/video/7279212156611005726

https://getcalicocutpants.com/