The ugliest Jeans in the world thread.

[splash pitman]

Someone should enter a pair into the HWDC , if memory serves me correctly in Back to the future 2 they came to 2015 .

[Iron Horse]

Kriss Kross called, they want their jeans back.

[unders]

SDA D1687. A steal at just under 100k yen.

 

 

And a patched up monstrosity of a selvedge:

 

 

In their defence, these must be quite an undertaking technically.

[volvo240thebest]

they sport that lovely medieval jongleur vibe, and might even be handy to play chess on them!

great score, are you going for a pair? haha!

[unders]

I'll probably pass this time, but I wonder whether our resident SDA collector & PSA regular will pick these up. He does reign from the home of the chess greats after all...

[volvo240thebest]

oh yeah I reckon our Russian resident buddy would look jolly good with these pants. I'd say more jolly than good haha!

[Foxy2]

Tempting - wondering how many different denim fabrics are actually used and if the patches are pre-shrunk?

Different shrinkage parameters could add another level of awesome to this style.

Certainly good for showing off that one can afford a big number of expensive fabrics...

[ironheartfan123]

 

wondering how many different denim fabrics are actually used 

"They are cut and sewn by hand using four different denims–a natural indigo, 14oz., 15oz., and 18.5oz. at 8 cm squares to create even more texture and detail."

http://www.heddels.com/2016/03/studio-dartisan-d1687-patchwork-jeans/

Edited April 11, 2016 by ironheartfan123

[ColonelAngus]

At first i only noticed the checkered cuffs.....then, when he walked past me and i saw the back of his jeans. Oh my!

 

 

i'm guessing his day job is that of a rodeo clown

[Foxy2]

"They are cut and sewn by hand using four different denims–a natural indigo, 14oz., 15oz., and 18.5oz. at 8 cm squares to create even more texture and detail."

http://www.heddels.com/2016/03/studio-dartisan-d1687-patchwork-jeans/

Thanks!

I figured that by looking at the picture, but I certainly didn't look too closely at the description - also, didn't understand the appeal of the salesman jeans released last year...

Edited April 11, 2016 by Foxy2

[heavydoom]

for me, all these ultra skinny hipster jeans are just fucking revolting to me!!!!  this is of course my opinion.  you can go ahead and wear them with big ass canoe boots if you want.

[dwilson123]

SDA D1687. A steal at just under 100k yen.

 

 

And a patched up monstrosity of a selvedge:

 

 

In their defence, these must be quite an undertaking technically.

 

The construction on these is insane.  I'd love to see a well worn pair of these.

[Iron Horse]

for me, all these ultra skinny hipster jeans are just fucking revolting to me!!!!  this is of course my opinion.  you can go ahead and wear them with big ass canoe boots if you want.

 

How else can they show off their taught, pre-teen Swedish boy bodies?

 

 

[nizzel55]

This brand seems to know what they are doing.

Edited April 12, 2016 by nizzel55

[Geeman]

This brand seems to know what they are doing.

For all those guys complaining their front pockets are unusable... just add zips

[cusswords]

This brand seems to know what they are doing.

 

Not one, but two dick fades? 

[deadendpro]

^ sew in 'limited edition' and you know it will sell. hot!

[Niro]

And that's just the first row on evisu website

 

[heavydoom]

[babydials]

The Givenchy Stars and Stripes deserve their own horror flick.  Apparently they are so hideous that my system refuses to past them.  Just do a search.

[garden gnomes in space]

[Iron Horse]

How about this:

 

Picnic jeans that feature a built-in table.

 

[Geeman]

Whoopssorry pressed neg rep out of sheer revulsion!

[lerrr]

they make sense imho

id rock that fit tbh

edit: at night. other color during day for sure

double edit: I would wear the dark jeans during the day by themselves but not the light ones.

Edited May 11, 2016 by lerrr

[heavydoom]

those supremes are just fucked up!!!!!   good enough for the supreme fan boys though.  fuck i bet supreme diapers will sell like hot cakes!

[Iron Horse]

I bet they'd have supreme absorption for supreme comfort and supreme diaper rash prevention!

[unders]

How about this:

 

Picnic jeans that feature a built-in table.

 

These look like jawnz for folk with severe incontinence.

[Geeman]

Or severe prolapse. ...

[Iron Horse]

It's to let Dee's nuts swing to and fro!

 

Actually, you want comfortable jeans so why not go one step further into full denim loungewear? Introducing the pajama jeans for men, complete with fake boxers printed on:

 

[unders]

I'm not sure what's worse; the jeans or the pose...