The ugliest Jeans in the world thread.

[Iron Horse]

It's almost like someone thought adult diapers made out of denim would be a good look.

I saw a post on another site about the person's impressions of the jeans (where the fit pic came from) and I just wonder why anyone would think these look good.

There's another pair they posted too that are more "traditional" but still would belong in this thread.

 

But you can style them...with ease.

 

Edited January 13, 2015 by Iron Horse

[splash pitman]

Just stumbled across these Junya Watanabe jeans by accident:

 

lv got a yellow fishing jacket that would go with those .

[splash pitman]

These have to be some of the worst "jeans" I've seen in a long time.

Thanks for the golden material, KickStarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jeffcaballero/andres-handmade-raw-denim-with-functional-leather?ref=category

A quick look at the site and l see that they were funded , so it seems that ugly sells !

[Geeman]

The. pulling your football socks over your jeans up to your knees look is this season's must have look

[altoclefchris]

These have to be some of the worst "jeans" I've seen in a long time.

Thanks for the golden material, KickStarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jeffcaballero/andres-handmade-raw-denim-with-functional-leather?ref=category

 

they're trying to make "sock leg" a thing I guess

 

or it's kind of like when white girls tuck their pants in their socks?

[Iron Horse]

they're trying to make "sock leg" a thing I guess

 

or it's kind of like when white girls tuck their pants in their socks?

I've been away from the U.S. for a minute...is this a thing now?

[splash pitman]

I've been away from the U.S. for a minute...is this a thing now?

Looking at the kickstarter page they are made in Sydney Australia , I'm in Melbourne and iv never seen anyone sporting anything close to that .

Up until recently you could see who backed each project and get a feel of where a project was trending also read the mojo of the backers , but alas that function seems to have gone so we will never know , until of course someone proudly posts them in ; what you're wearing thread !

[mp201]

Even their 'normal' model looks terrible

[mf051404]

Damn! I think it's appropriate to call that the "retard fit"

[Iron Horse]

They'd be perfect for adult diapers, I'm assuming.

[Iron Horse]

This is so easy it's sad but: I hate constantly fishing into my pocket for my phone. If only there was some way to solve this terrible life crisis...oh wait, what's this?!

 

The Alphyn Industries Wearcom jeans with the handy iPhone pocket? 

 

 

[Foxy2]

Speechless...

[HoustonChris]

There should be a pocket on the other leg, too.  Anti-left hander bigots!

[Sigur Rós]

Are those jeans compatible with iPhone 6?

[Artisandenim]

^ yes, they are STF. The jeans are sanforised but the phone pocket is raw so you wear it in the bath with your phone and the pocket shapes to the handset.

Edited January 31, 2015 by Artisandenim

[nizzel55]

Not jeans but....

 

Damn.. Those are ugly.

 

 

 

For more pictures and info of this beauty click the link below:

https://www.ssense.com/en-us/men/product/comme-des-garcons-homme-plus/black-leather-guarachero-boots/579203

Edited March 11, 2015 by nizzel55

[Max Power]

The wet dream of a medieval pimp.

[Cucoo]

Ha, I think that Mexican trance music culture is pretty awesome

 

Also:

 

[rodeo bill]

those points are called polaines, and if you're really hardcore and live in 15th Century London you tie the tips onto your knees with little bows. I think the idea was to show off how impractical you could afford to be. here's something. I like this quote!: At the Battle of Nicopolis in 1396, French Crusaders were forced to cut off the tips of their poulaines in order to be able to run away

[Max Power]

You're on Point with the Explanation. If you dared to click the link - hte look even more ridicolous from the front, with all the sloppy stitching.

[bod]

Kick yourself in the balls made easy

[bradl]

You're on Point with the Explanation. If you dared to click the link - hte look even more ridicolous from the front, with all the sloppy stitching.

Holy fuck, didn't even look through the pictures but went back a second time, really wish I didn't.

 

How do you do anything in those? I already hate getting on the bus with people who have backpacks, but those things...

[Artisandenim]

'pocket pinball' anyone.....

 

 

 

Thank you Kickstarter. 

 

 

 

 

Edit: for anyone unsure (or just in denial/disbelief) the USP for these is that the pockets have zips on the inside for, and i quote, 'easy access'.

Edited March 30, 2015 by Artisandenim

[Cucoo]

In German we call that "pocket billard" Never needed an extra zipper for that though!

Edited March 30, 2015 by Cucoo

[Iron Horse]

Can't see ugly jeans...

[Cucoo]

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/outties/outties-the-inside-out-jeans-inspired-by-back-to-t?ref=category_popular

 

[Broark]

"A few short months ago I was sitting on my couch watching Back to the Future part II when it suddenly hit me: Nobody is making inside out pants. I immediately set out to invent Outties."

Huh, I wonder why?

This just shows you that people will buy just about anything.

[overdRAWn]

Those jeans are way ugly ... but the girl makes them interesting

[Maynard Friedman]

There was a pair of 'reverse denim' jeans posted on this forum some years ago, where they were made properly, just with the denim reversed so that the weft was displayed primarily on the outside and the warp on the inside. I think it was for one of those fading experiments that were popular a few years back.

Those outties however, are just silly. Fair enough if someone wants to make and wear a pair to show what a 'zany madcap' they are in front of their friends but a ridiculous and immature business idea.

[Cucoo]

The idea isn't even followed through completely. To actually make them look like jeans worn inside out you'd need to make the fly buttons visible, too, and mirror the fly vertically.