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I've been licking the inside of my lip since friday where the girl i was making out with bit a hole in it and then proceeded to lick the blood from it.

<3 freaky women

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first time i go on sufu in a while just happened to be on the day of a lit paper. fuck you liberal arts teacher. if only she wasn't so fine...

love letter writing time!

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Ran into an ex Saturday night while at an amusement park that was done up for Halloween and had 8 haunted houses set up inside it. Suprised the hell outta me to run into her because it was 20 miles away from home for me, and 50 miles away from home for her. Didn't expect to see anyone I knew, let alone her. First time I've talked to her since telling her to stay outta my life back in June (which was seven months after we split). Forgot how attracted I am to her, and how much I miss fucking her. Woke up the next day wishing I'd taken her to dark section of the park and made messes with her.

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it tells me that i gave setter man rep, so i cant do it now. i dont remember doing that.

i saw my ex fiancée the other day riding by on a bike, we lived together for four years. I said hi and so did she. She did not stop riding the bike.

Thank God!

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wrote some good code for 8 hours and lost about 35% of it while committing to svn. it's my fault but it wouldn't have happened if svn wasn't breaking all the time. bah.

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ive been trying to go to bed for 2 hours and i just cant... first got distracted by a virus. i took care of that. then stuck thinking about girls and shit .. now i'm listening to nirvana - bleach and REALLY getting into how good it is.

I want to sleep.

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i got involved with three different ladies this past weekend. been hanging out with them separately. we've all MEZZED around as well. sound's awzum right? well, this weekend i think we're all going to be in the same place at the same time; i'm not excited to see how that turns out. go meeeeee(10)

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I was getting a quickie in the backseat of a girls car today. I thought I was going to go in her mouth but she stopped and tried to get a tissue. Too late, I got jizz on her seat. I laughed so hard, and she got so mad. I joked about it being good for the leather. I bought her food afterwards.

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in such a bad mood right now. Feel like hating on everything, talking shit about everything, just all in all being a lame person to be around. Fuck everything. Well, almost everything, but fuck most everything.

This is terrible of me, but my luck might have just turned.

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i got involved with three different ladies this past weekend. been hanging out with them separately. we've all MEZZED around as well. sound's awzum right? well, this weekend i think we're all going to be in the same place at the same time; i'm not excited to see how that turns out. go meeeeee(10)

its like im reading a preview for an upcoming episode of a sitcom or something

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its like im reading a preview for an upcoming episode of a sitcom or something

yeah totally, a sitcom. minus all the ridiculous people. it'll be just one of those awkward nights, that's all i was trying to say, ha ha ha

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This is terrible of me, but my luck might have just turned.

Sharing is caring. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED.

and email me about whats up on that thing when ya can.

snoogins.

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my apc's are drenched in week old blood and I still don't know if I want to wash them, precious dye concept.

Since this is superconfessional we're going to need you to confess why your jawns are drenched in blood.

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Lesson to self: do not go gamble when you are angry or frustrated; your karma is affected too.

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last night, i decided to quit my job. it was for the best.

this morning was the first since (i seriously cant remember) that I woke up happy and not super tired.

still need to rest, tho, but I feel really great.

another thing: i'm finding myself way more attracted by older women than the younger ones.

Since this is superconfessional we're going to need you to confess why your jawns are drenched in blood.

word.

and go wash them. they are clothes. clothes are meant to be worn and washed.

(not directed to u) spend less money on stupid clothes and save up for a trip to discover some place, go out, have fun.

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This thread makes me laugh. I wish I had more rep for you guys right now. <3.

edit: not the posts immediately above, more like the previous 2 pages.

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last night, i decided to quit my job. it was for the best.

this morning was the first since (i seriously cant remember) that I woke up happy and not super tired.

still need to rest, tho, but I feel really great.

glad to hear this, i remember you posting a while ago about being bummed on your job

i had potentially the best night this term last night... met the people who run local art organization, looking forward to volunteering for them

i want to talk to my ex because we both still love each other a lot, but i don't want to be an emotional block to her meeting/seeing other guys

also i want to ask the most interesting girl ive met this year to this show tonight, but in my [over?]analysis it's far for her to get to, and there's 70% chance of rain tonight so naw

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then ask her out because you wanted to go to show with her but you realized it might have been too far for her and weather might suck but you still wanna go out with her anyway, so let's go.

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there was this girl last night who was at least 6' tall and she was sitting next to me at the bar last night. She was there with a fatty and a weird ass looking dude who was confirmed not to be her bf.

she kept fucking looking at me all night.

i didnt say shit.

this chick was as close to a 10 as ive seen around here.

Im so pissed all i said was "bye."

woke up this morning so pissed at myself. She could have been mine.

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Since this is superconfessional we're going to need you to confess why your jawns are drenched in blood.

battling several guidos when I am too wasted to stand straight. my nose was a fountain of blood and for some reason I kept wiping my bloody hands on my jeans

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i opened up my yogurt and there was this lump of green fungus growing in the middle of it. i scooped it out and proceeded to eat my yogurt. i hope my stomach won't hate me for that

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another thing: i'm finding myself way more attracted by older women than the younger ones.

I've had that cougar/milf/ married phase. It was fun, but don't take it seriously.

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Sharing is caring. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED.

and email me about whats up on that thing when ya can.

snoogins.

e-mailed. You of all people would probably appreciate the story.

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