superconfessional

[sawn-off chef]

I am finally going to spend an entire weekend doing NOTHING. Date tonight, brunch with my boss tomorrow, and nothing else planned. I need more of these.

[echoepidemic]

I really need to see ferns.

[Yardsale]

The Cockblock Heard Round The World™

Once upon a time, I lived in a house in Los Angeles with two other roommates. One was a really cool guy, and the other was a professional cockblocker named Nick. In 2007, he had a career-best 6 blocks…on me alone. Women of provenance, women I knew only on the internets, it did not matter. If she breathed, he blocked. It’s believed that he came from a long line of highly successful blockers, with blocking in their blood. One time he successfully blocked just by eavesdropping in on a phonecall and blocking in the background.

The most notorious block, the one that would go down in history—passed down through the ages from bro to bro, scrawled on facebook walls in deep dark lettering—occurred on a warm saturday night. I was still sort of using Myspace at the time (don’t look at me like that) and through a mutual friend I’d been introduced to a cute Vietnamese girl. Eventually we made plans to meet.

Word got around, as words do, and eventually Nick’s spidey sense went into overdrive and what is now famously known as The Cockblock Heard Round The World™ was underway.

As a cockblockee, I don’t profess to know all the mechanics on how it works, but long story short, the girl forwarded a message my pal Nick had sent to her the night of our big date. Apparently, he had sent her a coverletter of his awesomeness in the hopes that it would win her over. I still use the “Films, I want to know MORE” line to this day. The cockblock was so over the top and so absurd, I kind of wish it had worked. I’d later find out that she was 4’9”, straight-edge, and high-pitched (not in an adorable way, but in a Vietnamese Mike Tyson sort of way). Needless to say I dipped.

I never really confronted Nick about any of the cockblocking…maybe I was too nice of a guy. Maybe I felt sorry for him. It was probably a combination of both. Eventually I moved away to live by myself and in my own loft, which had it’s own set of challenges and opportunities. I still look back fondly on those days though. A mutual friend sent me a photo of Nick’s birthday cake almost two years later after the fact. They faithfully reprinted in cake frosting the message Nick sent that night to the girl.

[aleopold]

the new comcast sports net (oregon) girl that does the "sports updates" is super fucking annoying. goddamnit.

[jakie]

yardsdale truly embraced superconfessional here

[haploid]

I was entertained.

[e0d9n0b5]

see a cute punk girl walking down the street. look down at my body... blue oxford button-down, wool fleece w+h sportcoat, visvim duckboots...

she didn't notice me

did u use yr flanger?? this is how you gotta do it - VRR VRRRRRRRRRR

ladies love cool flange

[gfunkdocta]

I wake up in the morning and I feel like an F. Scott Fitzgerald quote.

"In a real dark night of the soul it is always three o'clock in the morning, day after day".

I am still in love with my ex. It's a beautiful truth that bites hardest.

sucks

but at least ur not this guy

http://www.superfuture.com/supertalk/showthread.php?p=778527#post778527

[echoepidemic]

SHOTS FlRED!!!

[michaelttizzle]

echoepidemic has your icon always moved :confused:

[echoepidemic]

not always but for a long time, yes.

[Magsåvningsreserven]

Yardsale has been good e-company lately, nice stuff

[aleopold]

i just wonder if she even thinks about me half as much as i think about her.. it's a constant thing, and i can't get her off my mind. never thought i'd like someone this much, this early in my life.

[AstroWolf]

Ended up fucking a new girl last night, she works part time as a "alternative model"... translation: there are naked pics out on the web of her that people fap to.

Good times.

[TTM]

cot damn i was so drunk last night. Bar was literally giving out free beer all night, no idea why. So of course i just had to drink like 12. Co-workers hot gf was all over me, he was just feet away. hella awkward. Ended up making out with a friends frien

[AstroWolf]

Walking home after going across town to this girls house. So cute but no spark.

No luck tonight concept.

[wesc]

^ wait... whats the name of the "alternative model" ?!?! you cant leave us hangin like that du...

[ke1]

For serious...

Scott: well sure, but we'd probably like her too.

[sawn-off chef]

He could and I'd like him all the same.

Edit: I bet, but he still is the one fucking her and has to deal with those repercussions, I've learned all too well about posting about girls I am seeing or have seen on fashion forums the hard way.

[cheapmuthafukr]

everything im wearing today came from j.crew... sweatshirt, levis, and red wings.

[sawn-off chef]

I just got approved for my first credit card, fucking awesome.

[Tyro1]

I sort of wish I had never got a credit card, but if you are smart with it, it's awesome

[samsikle]

i never really had my own credit card, i had a card on my mom and dad's account. when they found out the amount of money i was charging on jawnz they cut me off. it was for the better.

[TTM]

i had one since junior year of highschool.

i use it like a debit card, i dont spend it unless i've got it. plus i dont buy a lot of shit, which helps.

[shufon]

^^ Same, I've had one since my sophomore year of high school. Have 3 now. Most everything I buy goes onto credit cards, then I pay them off in full at the end of the month and get the rewards/flight miles. Financial responsibility ftw.

[AL-9000]

i say good call on getting a credit card scott.

who the hell knows what it's gonna be like getting a loan/mortgage in 10 years? might as well do anything you can now to establish good credit

[AstroWolf]

Sharing pictures is obviously not a option... sorry.

Scott, watch out with that card man. Dont play yourself and wind up owing 5k or some nonsense. they can help and HURT.

[BeachHouse]

seriously, like 1% of people I know are seriously in control of their creditcards. It sounds like a great idea until you're staring down $10,000 or more at 29.99%. The Wife and I finally got our balances under control, then promptly asked to have our limits reduced. Credit Card companies run such insane rackets, I couldn't give half a fuck if they take massive losses from people not paying or declaring bankruptcy, and I'm generally always a play it by the rules person. Watch the fine print for rate increases, they'll drop 'em on you every chance possible.

[AstroWolf]

What he said.

[gfunkdocta]

i was finna cop showgirls blu-ray

but realized dere was no digital copy

so i didnt

ruined my plans..