25 fun factz

[stayhandsome]

- I am the most polite boy you could possibly meet.

- I was very OCD as a child but now I focus those tendencies on perfection in all aspects of my life.

- When I was little I lived in low income housing projects in Detroit and lived off of food stamps and child support. My bus ride to school was scary!

- My mom and dad were going to name me Ozzy due to their love for the almighty Sabbath. Thankfully I'm just Christopher.

- When I was 16 I got into a fist fight with my father to which I was forced to move to Tennessee with my mother. Instead of finishing school I entered and won many skateboarding comps under the name Heinous Anus.

- I have brawled with every single man my mom has been with since I was a child.

- My mind is constantly moving trying to figure out the hardest of lifes questions.

- When I was young my mom was also still pretty young and she would take me to hang with her friends. One of which lived in a half burnt down house and told me red was his favorite color cause it's the color of blood.

- I spent last weekend in Tennessee for my sisters 12th birthday. Last year my mom was broke that she did not even have a cake. Needless to say this was her "best birthday ever".

- Currently I have warrents.

- Most of the clothes I wear were free. If not then they were on sale or I just simply needed them.

- I am one with nature.

- I've only colored my hair once and unrelated to that decision I got kicked out of my house the next day and slept in a graveyard in flurrying snow.

- I was first pick in the leauge for baseball every year.

- I can lift 100lbs right up over my head.

- Every moment of every day I try to have some sort of fun.

- My great great great great grandfather was the last king of poland.

- I am 1/8 cherokee indian.

- My roommate used to grow a forest of weed in his basement hydroponically and my father is thinking about doing the same thing. No reggie miller.

- Yesterday I hung with Maurice Cheeks.

- The red wings are my favorite thing to watch on tv behind the news. Everything else is garbage and I try to remove myself from any other distractions.

- My creativity was discovered at a young age.

- In high school I wrote really good poems and had to see a suicide counselor for several years until I left the states watching eye.

I am a techno, space disco, vintage hip hop dj and I only use vinyl.

- I know the secret of life.

[Lab]

^ did he have his championship ring on

i hope he gets a new coaching job soon

[ProfMonnitoff]

MONEY TUFF lS UP WIT WHATEVER

FUK ALL THESE CONFESSEIONS

[stayhandsome]

^ did he have his championship ring on

i hope he gets a new coaching job soon

NO dude looks better than most on waywt just chillin tho.

also guy above me i hope your 5,376 other posts make more sense than ^^

[Oxy.]

-I look younger than I am

-I act younger than I am

-I'm an elitist (not proud of this)

-I have a thing for Asian girls

-I want to be an English Professor

-I'm moving to California because I hate where I live

-I don't get a long with anyone in my family, except my mom

-Best dressed Black kid in my school

-Don't drink or do drugs

-I've had 2 girlfriends

-I'm a great liar (sadly, I pride myself in this)

-I'm horrible at math

-I'm great at English Lit., hence me wanting to be a English Prof. [that, and the fact that I love the subject]

-I'm one of the most selective people you'll meet

-I like being early

I don't believe that's 25, but does anyone really want to read 25 facts about an anon person on the internet, anyway?

[Lab]

bump .

i didnt do 1 so here u go

1) i like tacos so much

2) but not as much as calzones

3) i like harold reynolds

4) but not as much as calzones

5) the league is a pretty good show

6) i only hate three things and one of them is not being at rubs bbq every monday

7) the other thing is pt cruisers

8) and the next other thing is stairs. curvy ones.

9) go bulls

10) go vols

11) i used to be part of a secret society at my college

12) i was the only guy who wasnt white

13) only times ive been to brooklyn by myself were for fried chicken

14) i also hate drake. also, #12 is a lie.

15) but i like canada just fine

16) harold reynolds once did a special on cricket. but then he tittyhugged some coworker at outback and is no more

17) i went to an outback in tokyo

18) when i was in tokyo this last time herpsky kept doing the ricky bobby

19) raj gave me life advice IRL

20) eric berry

21) is a class act

22) aaliyah

23) my goal in life is to learn the bell biv devoe dance from poison

24) i dont know anything about science

25) except autism

[po_boy_fuuma_hatesbargerz]

1. i have had a gun pulled on me in a 3rd world country and lived to tell the tale (nearly shot my grandfather though)

2. my 4x4 nearly fell off a fucking cliff in Peru after driving 1.5 hours up a mountain to give medical aid to a village

3. i've surfed on three continents

4. i've been stabbed by a stingray

5. i prefer asian women for some weird reason

[vanilla wafer]

1. My name is Kasey (Some members of my family call me Cassie anyway).

2. I can clap with one hand, and whistle out the side of my mouth.

3. I've cut my own hair since I was 13.

4. I have never seen Star Wars or Back To The Future (or Ghostbusters, or Star Trek, or The Terminator...)

5. I have a scar on my right forearm from shutting a screen door on it. It didn't even bleed.

6. I have a phobia of vomit.

7. The post above me makes me feel like a huge weenie (can't tell if it's serious or not, but regardless...)

8. On Tuesday I went to an audition for Ford Models but they didn't take me.

9. I can make applesauce like a master.

10. I've never broken a bone, or gotten stitches.

11. I'm a published comic artist.

12. My two best friends are a gay kid and a man who's 13 years older than me. I love them both very much.

13. My bedroom walls are completely white and bare, except for a large print of Andrew Wyeth's "Christina's World".

14. I have a small tattoo on the top of each foot, which I plan to get covered up once I turn 18 in December.

15. My dad is a marathon runner and regional Cornhole champion.

16. I own two children's books from the 1930's. They are my favorite things.

17. I rarely cry.

18. A gay porn star lived with me for a short period of time.

19. I carved my first pumpkin in three years yesterday. It was hard work!

20. I think hands and knees are very aesthetically pleasing.

21. I've got the worst sense of direction. No internal map.

22. I really don't like babies at all.

23. I had relations (lol, relations) with a member of sufu prior to joining. I had no idea he was on here.

24. I can rap "Gettin Jiggy With It" by Will Smith, and know all the words to "Kiss From A Rose" by Seal.

25. I went to four different elementary schools.

[e0d9n0b5]

1. My name is Kasey (Some members of my family call me Cassie anyway).

2. I can clap with one hand, and whistle out the side of my mouth.

3. I've cut my own hair since I was 13.

4. I have never seen Star Wars or Back To The Future (or Ghostbusters, or Star Trek, or The Terminator...)

5. I have a scar on my right forearm from shutting a screen door on it. It didn't even bleed.

6. I have a phobia of vomit.

7. The post above me makes me feel like a huge weenie

8. On Tuesday I went to an audition for Ford Models but they didn't take me.

9. I can make applesauce like a master.

10. I've never broken a bone, or gotten stitches.

11. I'm a published comic artist.

12. My two best friends are a gay kid and a man who's 13 years older than me. I love them both very much.

13. My bedroom walls are completely white and bare, except for a large print of Andrew Wyeth's "Christina's World".

14. I have a red heart tattooed on the top of each foot, which I plan to get covered up once I turn 18 in December.

15. My dad is a marathon runner and regional Cornhole champion.

16. I own two children's books from the 1930's. They are my favorite things.

17. I rarely cry.

18. A gay porn star lived with me for a short period of time.

19. I carved my first pumpkin in three years yesterday. It was hard work!

20. I think hands and knees are very aesthetically pleasing.

21. I've got the worst sense of direction. No internal map.

22. I really don't like babies at al.

23. I had relations (lol, relations) with a member of sufu prior to joining. I had no idea he was on here.

24. I can rap "Gettin Jiggy With It" by Will Smith, and know all the words to "Kiss From A Rose" by Seal.

25. I went to four different elementary schools.

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[vanilla wafer]

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornhole

[HOLY]

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[e0d9n0b5]

lol ya i googled it ,but i still find it funny

[wahwho11]

4. I have never seen Star Wars or Back To The Future (or Ghostbusters, or Star Trek, or The Terminator...)

I'm fine with you missing star wars, trek or terminator... but, missing Back To the Future and Ghostbusters? You're missing out.

edit: didn't know you can go pro on the cornhole.

[e0d9n0b5]

i consider myself an amateur cornhole enthusiast

[Hendodo]

interesting..

-my names henry

-before going to college, ive been homeschooled throughout all of hs

-i have 2 brothers and 3 sisters

-i was born on thanksgiving

-my mom is a marathon runner (sup vanillawafer ;D)

-i am english, chinese, phillipino, and irish

-im scared of spiders

-i once tried to kick a balloon and broke my toe

-ive never been stung by a bee

-i ate one of those Bertie Bott jelly beans and threw up

-i dont have a best friend

-i hate country music

-love chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream

-i enjoy cooking

-ive never payed for a haircut

-mrcharlybrown inspires me to bulk up

-when i was a baby, my parents said i ate my own crap once...

-i play volleyball and basketball

[Mr Waffles]

1. i had a pug that used to eat its own crap a lot.

2. that dog sucked

3. it went on craigslist really fast though

4. my friends mom gave it to me

5. im smoking a camel non filter right now

6. i wear a pair of sperry's pretty much everyday.

7. they smell really bad.

8. i finished a NY Times crossword yesterday

9. im going to the rally to restore sanity.

10. I would rather go to savannah for halloween though

11. i saw bill clinton speak the other day.

12. i have a rebel flag hanging in my room and i dont really know why

13. i like bagels a lot.

14. and cheap whiskey

15. and cheap wine

16. and expensive beer

17. theres a k'nex tower in my room

18. im really good at NBA streets volume two for the PS2.

19. im talking like shutting people out and shit.

20. done with the cigarette

21. i work at a grocery store

22. im a cashier

23. i hate people

24. my job makes me hate people that much more

25. i really like mom haircuts.

[goat]

dunno if i could name 25

1) i share a name with the leader of the X-Men (Charles Xavier)

2) that's actually just a huge coincidence (my parents are farrr too foreign to have an idea what x-men is)

3) I'm an accountant and i love it (yes, i'm that much of a geek)

4) i'm ok with being geeky

5) i'm not a fan of NYC, nor do i see the appeal in it

6) Actually, I generally never want to vacation to a similar city. I have a habit of comparing other cities to mine ("its just a bigger Toronto", or vice versa)

7) when i vacation, i want it to be a different experience

8) i love alcohol, but i don't like getting drunk.

9) i spent most of my high school / university days as DD, by choice

10 ) i enjoy fine wine, beer, gin, whiskey, cognac, and basically anything with a percentage, except for vodka

11) fast food disgusts me

12) i love cooking

13) generally speaking, 98% of the time i'd rather eat at home (including going home and making myself a meal) instead of eating out

14) when i do eat at a restaurant, i tend to be picky and splurge (dat silver spoon mentality)

15) I hate video games. Stopped playing them when my brothers bought N64

16) I used to be a HUGE music geek (i have over 2000 cds), but then suddenly one day i stopped paying attention.

17) when I started paying attention again, i hated everything that was coming out

18) i don't shut up

19) i started smoking when i was 11. i quit when i was 20

20) i quit by giving it up for Lent

21) i am a devout Catholic

22) i'm studying for my GMAT

23) I actually miss school. I enjoy it. (see #4)

24) I haven't been to the gym in 3 months

25) i'm probably as strong as the average 9th grader

who knew.....25

[RandR]

1)I grew up extremely poor until I was around 17.

2)I cook some mean italian or french cuisine.

3)I've been writing since I was a kid, had a book written but it didn't go anywhere.

4)I've been mugged in 4 different cities.

5)the first dior piece I ever bought was the napoleon jacket.

6)I made out with an olsen twin and my date at the AMNH winter ball in NYC several years ago, while a german duke watched us(drugs were involved)

7)I used to teach art in high school during my lunch period instead of eating food.

8)I can sail proficiently.

9)I tend to act purely on whimsy. Women I date do not like this quality.

10)I have been ejected from the AMNH for arguing with a docent about the triceratops that is mounted incorrectly(in my opinion)

11)I have dimples.

12)I am called "miss" and "ma'am" disturbingly often.

13)When Otakon is in town(Baltimore) I am consistently asked what my costume is, when I'm just wearing jeans and a t-shirt. Fuck you, you weeaboo kids.

14)I got my brother into modern furniture. knoll cabinets, wormley desks, eames loungers, castiglioni lamps, etc etc

15)I once spent a summer researching butterfly migration patterns out of curiosity.

16)I helped run a hardcore music record label in high school, releasing records from Postive State, Darkest Hour, Pg. 99, Majority Rule, and others.

17)I've been hit by taxis twice in NYC with no physical damage other than torn clothes.

18)I watched a man die of a heart attack, quite suddenly.

19)I was a cross country runner for many years.

20)I was banned from the high school poker club for cheating.

21)I was banned from the French Embassy for a few years for public indecency at a Young Opera Society dinner.

22)Snoop Dog said he liked my phone in Nashville International Airport.

23)I cry while watching certain disney films. Beauty and the Beast(now on Blu-ray!) is at the top of that list.

24)I used to play tenor sax at smalls in NYC occasionally. I've been playing jazz since I was 12 or something.

25)I own a gun but no bullets. CZ75 Civilian model with a talon grip. If an intruder asks me to prove that I will shoot him, well, the jig is up.

[_ironman]

1. i have never followed a reality show

2. at the end of the day, the music i will listen to most is oldies (see corny 80s/90s music thread)

3. i have a scar on my right tricep from when a dog bit me as a kid. the dog belonged to one of my elementary school teachers

4. i am only friends with 2 of my like 20 cousins

5. i have shaved my head since the 9th grade because i can't be bothered to think of another haircut

6. i don't like how any modern north american car looks. except maybe the cadillac CTS. maybe.

7. a lot of my favourite foods can be found at dim sum

8. i miss McDonald’s pizza with an extreme fury

9. i used to be scared of spiders, but now i kill them with my bare hands or pick them up and throw them out a window

10. i do not intend to ever stop purchasing and playing with LEGO

11. i spend a large percentage of the money i earn on clothes

12. i like winter. one time i shoveled my driveway with a gas mask on to protect my face from wind chill. it worked

13. my favourite video game of my childhood is Streets of Rage 2. love side scrolling beat 'em up games

14. i hate when people who have been here more than 10 years make grammatical errors

15. even though my dad speaks English pretty fluently, he insists on speaking to me in Cantonese most of the time

16. i really hate optimistic people. i also hate all radio hosts. i feel these are related

17. i went to school for Nuclear Engineering. loved learning it. don't really like doing the actual work. actually want to be a firefighter lol

18. i used to own guinea pigs and hermit crabs. one day the largest hermit crab somehow broke out of the tank and made his way across my room and onto the floor. i woke to find him resting next to my router. probably for heat or something

19. i am 5’9”, i wish i was 5'11" mainly so i will look better in suits

20. i used to steal a lot as a kid. once i stole a cap gun and some caps to amuse myself for a day

21. i'm not really passionate about anything and do things mostly to pass the time

22. i was born with a cleft lip. i stopped getting corrective surgery for it cuz i got tired of going to the hospital

23. i was awake for an IV needle insertion into my fist once. it hurt like hell

24. i used to play the trumpet and enjoyed it

25. i got so drunk at my brother’s bachelor party that I don’t remember anything after 10pm. apparently i puked like 4 times. i have an issue when i'm drunk puking in sinks and clogging it instead of toilets

[sawn-off chef]

1 I used to hate being 5'6 but now I kinda love it.

2 I'm fucking awful with women.

3 That being said I somehow am one of the most successful in my social circle on a regular basis.

4 Ever since I started to listen to rap heavily everything else sounds like shit.

5 Except Interpol, they've been my favorite band for 8 years.

6 I still listen to turn on the bright lights once every single day.

7 I work in interior design and home furnishings and have 0 passion for it, I just like money.

8 I used to wear only cloak and robert geller, I miss that.

9 I've only really loved 1 girl, and her and I still talk regularly.

10 My father is clinically insane and has been in an asylum for the past 4 years, I still don't know how I feel about that.

11 I still crave watermelon and feta cheese salad even though it is out of season.

12 Fuck 4 loko.

13 I don't have yellow fever, I just prefer asian women.

14 I'm not interested in a girl unless she is fucked up in some way, or else I break up with them because they bore me.

15 My ideal sunday involves unlimited mimosas, fall breeze, and my best friends.

16 I can not sleep when I share my bed with a woman

17 I miss my previous living situation, it was far from the city but fuck it was ideal.

18 I hang with the white girl once a month, shit is amazing.

19 I fucking hate my iphone

20 I make the best red velvet cake you've never had, unless you're jeepster, homi 29 or OMC.

21 Some of my fondest memories are thanks to superfuture, and I appreciate that.

22 All the memories mentioned above are thanks to the people who I met through it who will probably be my best friends for the rest of my life.

23 I may buy a lot of clothing but I have 0 support from my family and everyone thinks i'm a baller, nah, I just dont have savings.

24 Tacos and burritos are my favorite food, hands down.

25 In one week I sleep maybe 20 hours and eat maybe 12 meals.

[haploid]

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Edited July 7, 2018 by haploid

[FADEtoDARKNESS]

1. I was top of my class in elementary and junior high, top 5% in hs, and now have less than a 2.2 in my university.

2. I had jury duty when I turned 18. I was the foreman.

3. I've slept exclusively with Asian females. Yes I have yellow fever.

4. I'm white and black. My dad is white. He is adopted so I know nothing of my ethnicity on his side. My mom is part native American, part African, part Irish, part some other shit that I can't remember.

5. I've eaten rice with hot sauce, soy sauce and butter for the past 13 years almost every day.

6. I shared a room with my dad from when i was 13-18, then I dormed from 18-20, had my own apartment at 20 with roommates, now I have a 1 bedroom at 21. It is the shit.

7. NYC is too faced paced for me so I don't like going back home. Also, I hate being around my family.

8. I love mac and cheese. Fried mac and cheese. Baked mac and cheese. Cot damn.

9. My biggest interests are gaming and weight lifting.

10. I have to sell or throw out my clothes because I can't fit in any of them.

11. I'm scared I'll never get married.

12. Finasteride helped me regain thickness in my hair. Now i look like a 30 year old as opposed to 40.

13. I waste almost all my money on supplements, vitamins and protein.

14. I met a cute Japanese girl from smoking cigs, we started dating.

15. She asked me to marry her, I said no, she was enraged.

16. One night I was drunk and she told me she went to visit her ex after I rejected her and he proposed and they are getting married.

17. I screamed, she started hitting me like crazy until the entire floor of the dorm woke up and pulled her off me.

18. Three days later the cops come to my door telling me they want to arrest me but they won't because she said not to. Turns out she said I hit her, which was a blatant lie and the twenty people that witnessed it said the same. Cops didn't care, they said "Asians never lie."

19. I love programming but I hate the way it's taught in school.

20. I want to learn Japanese, Korean, and maybe chinse...nah not chinese really.

21. I kind of dislike black people because of how many portray the stereotypes. I'm black so I guess it's okay?

22. I only hang out with Asian people...for the most part. International kids.

23. I'm an atheist and I wish everyone else was too.

24. I'm emotionally weak as hell. I'm such a pussy.

25. I want to be famous.

[16steps]

i wanna do blow with scotty

[sawn-off chef]

i wanna do blow with scotty

Get at me bro, I'm finna come to california, hang with lil b.

[conqueror]

1. i'm jake.

2. i'm an only child.

3. an atheist.

4. i was born in england, moved to australia with my parents when i was 8.

5. i'm 23 now.

6. i've been straight edge since i was 16. i can count on one hand how many times i have gone to a bar.

7. although i'm not really a part of it now, for better or worse, the hardcore scene shaped who i am today.

8. my favourite active band is xiu xiu, defunct would be jawbreaker.

9. my favourite film is 3-iron by kim ki-duk.

10. i have only ever slept with two girls in my life, both were serious/long-term girlfriends. both asked me out. the last one who bailed in april totally broke my heart.

11. i have zero confidence with girls whatsoever if i'm attracted to them, although i have no problem talking to them once i'm introduced or something. can't flirt at all.

12. i love travelling. next place will be iceland or canada.

13. i'm a first year psychological science student and have just failed japanese. couldn't keep up with kanji, so i'll probably have to go to summer school. goodbye holiday.

14. i basically live in claude maus jeans.

15. i have a small amount of friends and most of them are total opposites to me but i owe them the world.

16. if i could change anything physically about myself it would be my skin. sounds a little weird/creepy in that sentence haha.

17. i own about 20 pairs of shoes but with the exception of vans authentics i don't think any of them fit right. they are all too small/too big, i just suck at getting my size.

18. i work at american apparel, its actually awesome for a retail job as a student.

19. i still can't drive.

20. i'm hopefully moving house in december.

21. i spent 3.5 months in tokyo last year and it was the best time of my life.

22. my parents were poor growing up so i was always jealous of the rich kids at school.

23. i miss having a dog. he died in 2008. dogs > people.

24. i punched a guy last week for the first time since the start of high school.

25. i consider myself a failure compared to other people my age and can't relate whatsoever.

[tac0tron]

1) I am Burmese

2) My last name "Chit" translates to "Love"

3) I was born with an extra layer of skin that covers the bottom of my left-middle toe.

4) I have a 50% hearing loss in my right ear

5) My mother is a very religious christian, while my dad is a moderate muslim

6) I collect Japanese Kaiju toys

7) I like to doodle and design, but i'm totally unsure as to progress with those into a career

8) I'm really depressed right now because I don't know what I want to do with my life

9) My current username wasn't chosen by choice (but that does not mean I dislike it)

10) I would like to take up sculpting one of these days, when I have the time

11) I sometimes wish I was born in the wrong time period- I wish I could've been alive to see all of the hardcore/punk shows I now must watch on youtube.

12) My favorite musical artist is Glenn Danzig...

13) I've been classically trained in piano for nine years, but I can't really play much anymore

14) My favorite type of food is Indian food

15) Black Metal is fucking awesome and I love it despite being myself being a Christian

16) I like researching Serial Killers (but I don't condone what the do/did)

17) I hate weak handshakes

18) I love strong milkshakes

19) Its a bad idea to buy reese's to give out for halloween in my household because I will eat all of them

20) I plan on being a black metal banana for halloween

21) I'm interested in starting a hardcore punk/black metal band

22) I have a younger brother who runs a lot

23) I hate driving

24) I've gone through 11 sketchbooks throughout my life

25) I love travel

[tg76]

1. i have webbed feet

2. so does my partners daughter

3. neither of us are particularly good at swimming

[Analog]

1. Webbed feet require matching webbed fingers for enhanced swimular proficiencies.

[otlyaa]

1. i'm a Christian

2. i was named after LaToya Jackson (you can probably guess my name...)

3. skies of arcadia is my favorite game

4. i have flat feet

5. i love sweet rice( rice+sugar+butter) but i never hear of anyone else eating it but my family

6. last january i cut off all the permanently straightened parts of my hair after growing it out for a year and a week; all thats left is very curly /"natural" hair

7. i used to play maplestory a lot...

8. i want to become better at baking

9. onions are my favorite vegetable.

10. i fell/slid down the stairs a few days ago because i was running in socks. my back hit the edge of a stair and i bruised my arm stopping myself from further sliding, but im okay.

11. i wish i could play beetle adventure racing again

12. i had two dogs (beagle mixes) named Benji and Snuggles. they were father and son, but i had to leave them in texas when i moved.

13. im trying to get back into playing clarinet after abandoning it for 4 years

14. but i've forgotten most of the keys and many notes...

15. crime and punishment is my favorite fiction book

16. i enjoy painting semi-intricate designs on my finger/toe nails

17. my hands are cold a lot, but when they get warm, my palms turn bright red

18. i used to have a rock collection when i was younger, but my brother threw them into the creek and i never started again. now i sort of collect cabbage patch dolls...

19. i have a birthmark that people use to think was a burn. i think now people are afraid they'll offend me if they ask, but i really don't mind. i love my birthmark

20. speaking of which, i have a burn scar right above my left elbow from bumping it into an iron. it used to have visible circles from the plate, but they've faded

21. i like the bags under my eyes

22. my dad passed away when i was 11 but i thought it was a lie until i saw him at the funeral.

23. i love rabbits

24. my driver's license is currently expired

25. i don't listen to much music anymore aside from basically instrumentals and game soundtracks.

[po_boy_fuuma_hatesbargerz]

6. when i'm driving in my car i make squealing noises when i take corners hard

7. i miss a girl who lives 3000 miles away and i'm pretty sure she hasn't thought of me since summer

8. i like hiking a lot, but i worry sometimes about my right knee

9. i know too much about things i've never been tested on.

for example: i can change your oil, rotate your tires, and change out your breaks

i can explain how the pagerank algorithm works

i can bake cornbread like no other

i can school you in chess dynamics

10. i'm honestly just waiting until i make more cash after school so i can be a little bit happier.