superconfessional

[Egpt]

what does living in the uk have to do with anything :confused:

you should not be making that kind of mistakes considering you are living in a country where you speak the language daily

he's saying british people are self-centered assholes. remember im not saying that, Egpt is.

you fail at trying to stir up shit, i <3 british people

[seksu!]

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[soraanaam]

i love you kids, but standard college of any kind is bullshit.

good luck.

agreed, going to college doesnt guarantee you a a high paying job

[datasupa]

Yeah. I went to one of the better schools in my country

i think egpt is saying that 'one of the better' schools doesn't mean jack, since every school--except the dead worst in the country--is better than some other school. it's one of the better observations egpt has made.

he asked me in a really deep voice if I wanted to "get dunked".

I said no really sharply and walked away really fast and lost everyone.

WHAT DOES GET DUNKED MEAN?

he wanted to either

1. plunge you into liquid;

2. dip you into a liquid food, such as a beverage or sauce, prior to eating; or

3. slam you through a basket from above.

[ProfMonnitoff]

blah blah blah semantics

[alterion]

Out of curiosity where did you go to school prof? westminster or eton or othersuch place?

[ProfMonnitoff]

no, i just moved to the uk this year. i went to a school in vienna. i'd rather not say which one as ive badmouthed the administration (legitimately) quite a bit on this forum.

but we did have a teacher that worked at sevenoaks, which to my knowledge is the best private school in the uk, before.

[herpsky]

agreed, going to college doesnt guarantee you a a high paying job

college b da new high school.

i guess the most valuable thing that you learn in college is how to live on your own and becoming independent. also, college = opportunity for midday sex and porn-watching sessions. something i could not have done at home.

also, you learn how to write. research papers suck though.

[herpsky]

also, college = free time. you spend like 10% of your day studying.

instead of going to barneyz to look at rafe simonz, i should have used that time to learn something cool... like playing guitar or learning how to mix on turntables

[Guest]

my friend gave me a qp for free last night .. kinda stoked about that

[FAM0US.]

agreed, going to college doesnt guarantee you a a high paying job

Qft, qft, qft.

[Crillz]

also, college = free time. you spend like 10% of your day studying.

instead of going to barneyz to look at rafe simonz, i should have used that time to learn something cool... like playing guitar or learning how to mix on turntables

i am n colleg. i can vouch for this. dis wut i do all day long. plus castlevania.

[Thorns]

Where do you people rent tux's from that they don't tailor them to you? Thats some shitty fucking service. Every tux I've worn... and thats quite a few... has been tailored onto me.

[keagan]

I just watched every episode of To Catch a Predator.

No, it never gets old. Yes, I'm a changed man.

where? at?

smash that nat?

lie on your mat?

I don't listen to ratatatat?

My aunts name is pat? She is a rat? doesn't have a cat? just likes to rap? but she sounds like crap?

/Isn't that ironic?

nigg6g6g6g6a6g6ag6 smoke that cronic.

I rarely use ebonics.

[GiZMO]

lithium you used to be pedophile man

hey i just woke up had like bunch of dreams one of them involving finding out a friend was on sufu with like 300 posts but double my rep i was angry but this is ridiculous why am i having dreams of a bulletin board gaaaaaaaaah:mad:

[ghostdeini]

my friend gave me a qp for free last night .. kinda stoked about that

wait, what? :eek:

anyway speaking of dreams... I haven't been getting much sleep lately. I haven't felt sleepy until around 4 or 5am and I sleep until noon or so. Not the most refreshing sleep, but I have had the most intense vivid dreams/nightmares in those hours. I'm on like day 3 of this weird sleep pattern, it's 5:30am and I'm not even tired yet... sucks. I might try to get some studying done today and pass out with benadryl

[GiZMO]

wait, what? :eek:

anyway speaking of dreams... I haven't been getting much sleep lately. I haven't felt sleepy until around 4 or 5am and I sleep until noon or so. Not the most refreshing sleep, but I have had the most intense vivid dreams/nightmares in those hours. I'm on like day 3 of this weird sleep pattern, it's 5:30am and I'm not even tired yet... sucks. I might try to get some studying done today and pass out with benadryl

Hahaha I used to do that all the time with beer. Fixed my insomnia!

[herpsky]

i wake up in the middle of a night with my heart pounding so fast

i think it happens when i take in lots of caffeine during the day

wtf

[GiZMO]

^^from being woken abruptly or not enough sleep (like youre REMing but then BAM shell just blew up your buddy grab your gun and helmet NOW!!!!)

[cuddlysheep]

you got anxiety problems. if it starts occuring more often. check with your doc.

i wake up in the middle of a night with my heart pounding so fast

i think it happens when i take in lots of caffeine during the day

wtf

[GiZMO]

also do you have sleep paralysis sometime maybe that can be also associated with stress and anxiety

[herpsky]

okay. that explains why.

the biggest irony of going to med school is that

everyone's super-unhealthy.

if you are not sick, you have a crazy depression, anxiety problems, insomnia, or

the combination of everything.

[GiZMO]

The funniest thing is a doctor with a cold

was that too bold?

i dont do crimes but i have stoled

our president coulda been bob dole

i almost typed doll

call? ball? shawl? b.son?

[GiZMO]

your fenom measure true to size?

[GiZMO]

Zipia fucked me over by running out of the color of an item so I didn't get it. It was a bunyn sweater for my girlfriend. Someone link me to something to get I dont know what. I've been searching for alex & chloe necklace but who am I kidding I don't know jack about jewelry and I was probably just browsing to look out for myself (swords are cool!).

[billy dee williams]

Just got home and, after the obligatory wanking, had to post what happened. I was travelling home on the train and did my usual wander up the carriage until I found someone hot to possible flash to. Never know if its going to happen but always look for the opportunity. Anyway, I found this cute blonde with no-one sitting opposite so, sat opposite, laptop case across my lap and my overcoat, lsid my dick out and covered it with my shirt (was wearing jeans and a loose shirt). Anyway, she was cute so didn't take long to get aroused and then put coat on seat next to me and adjusted laptop case so she could see my erect cock undr my shirt. It didn't take long and bingo - she spotted my erection and took the bait. As the train pulled out of the station she leant her head on the side of the window, leaning in the direction that gave a better view, and half closed her eyes, enough so it looked like she was sleeping but so she can see whats going on.

Anyway, I start stroking the head of my cock through my shirt and running my finger down the length of the shaft. She's watching and starts shifting in her seat, and watching VERY intently. Women do this involunatary lip tremble when they're are really aroused by whats happening and as I slid my fingers under my shirt she could see the base of my cock and I got the lip quiver - Christ I love that. Anyway this went on for 10-15 mins, me teasing her, exposing more and more of my cock, her watching, her mouth started mouthing "Go On" christ I was turned on - Then the unexpected. She gave warning by yawning, then slowly opened her eyes. Damn I thought, she's changed her mind, she picked up her magazine then started to read. Obviously I stopped and covered my cock with my shirt (but still erect and out) because there's no way I'm brave enough to flash someone when it's a blatant flash - anyway they get scared and like it less then.

Then I couldn't believe what happened next. She let her overcoat fall off her leg and started laying back a bit in the seat and opening her legs. Then she slid the strap of her back onto her thigh sliding her dress up even further (see pics). Then, when she was sure she had my attention started opening her legs. Fuck, my dick was like rock and throbbing and she was loving it, giving me a taste of my own medicine. She did this for about 10 mins and when I took the photos she seemed to get even more into it, then she put her magazine down and closed her eyes again for me to finish the show. Which obviously I did, sliding my cock out fully and jacking of while she watched. That has got to rank as one of the hottest encounters I have ever had.

[bronsnine]

youre brave, did you bang her?

[wesc]

you shoulda got atleast a PHONE NUMBER MAYBE ?!?!?! jeez billy dee. anywas that lightened up my studying on a sunday night haha nice story.

[Egpt]

do you do that regularly billy dee?

ever had it go completely wrong?(bitch slapped, police, etc)

[enatoka]

billy dee, wow

i srsly though you were gonna just say SIKE! or something along those lines. but you delieverd with the pix.

infinite +rep

confession: ive developed a crush on this girl, but ive only seen her when i used to work at HM and we only talk via IIM. i want her, but i need to hang out with her first. and i think shes doing the whole yea we'll hang out but never come through. so either shes playing hard to get or doesnt want me at all.

this of course does not come as close to billy's story.