superconfessional

[will_i_am]

whoa.

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[dismalfuture]

I kinda lifted the squirting thing from Vic Chesnutt as I was going through a sad cowboy phase during my time of homelessness, forgiveness.

I think #18 favorite Asian person is ok by superfuture standards, considering there's about 128 million Asians on this board. Ever tried selling shit on supermarket?

[Guest DUM]

dismalfuture is my 2nd favorite pedophile.

onemancult ftw.

[sidneylo]

I have so much work to do over the next week... I've been debating asking for a SuFu ban so I won't be tempted to put it off.

Your jeans are here I'm tempted to wear them 'cause I ain't going through the trouble of breaking in new sammies.

[Gouf]

you are one sly fox for this one,

get caught in public reading a good book

genius. +rep for shore

[Thorns]

Haha do it! Would you fit in them though? When I wash them it takes me like two days to stretch them out to real wearability.

If they fit... go for it!

[sidneylo]

I might get pregnant though.

[billy dee williams]

Gouf,

You need to hit the clubs homie.. Pump up your social status.. Once you gather enough social proof, women will flock to you..True story.. You aint gettin pussy cuz you keep thinkin about it..

Just dont give a fuk

[Guest]

as if ichigo ever gets laid

actually stupid, slightly overweight, identity confused asian chicks probably fuck him

[billy dee williams]

^^whats wrong with import models?

[dismalfuture]

Do Asians drive imports still? I drive an American car nowadays...

[Guest]

^^whats wrong with import models?

rank pussy

drag their teeth

[dismalfuture]

I like my bitches book learned, with straight teeth!?!?

[Guest]

at least internet learned, but yea.. straight teeth is key

[Guest DUM]

I know an import model. she was in my graduating class. she's dating some magazine owner. she was a stripper too. she's a whore.

[Guest]

did she fuck ichigo

i hear they like brownsound

[Guest DUM]

nah I don't think she'd fuck ichigo. we went to the club she stripped at for my 18th birthday, it would've been funny to see her but she wasn't working that night. that place had some low class hoes though. tacompton for the lose.

[Guest]

i dont know what the fuck that is

but small towns with strip clubs are fucking hilarious

.. if this is the case with yours you will understand fully

[Guest]

oh yea, this makes me fucking vomit

http://men.style.com/theupgrader/gear/hotlist/snowboards

[billy dee williams]

rank pussy

drag their teeth

love is only a lightswitch away

pg. 666

[dismalfuture]

ichigo, do any attractive asian girls like your swags? Genuinely curious.

[will_i_am]

i dont know what the fuck that is

but small towns with strip clubs are fucking hilarious

.. if this is the case with yours you will understand fully

i probably posted this before but me and my friends went to some hick titty bar with $1 lap dances.

[Guest]

love is only a lightswitch away

pg. 666

lulz

i hope you did that intentionally

ichigo, do any attractive asian girls like your swags? Genuinely curious.

yea same actually ..

[dismalfuture]

i dont know what the fuck that is

but small towns with strip clubs are fucking hilarious

.. if this is the case with yours you will understand fully

in college, we had student nights for a dollar cover. I don't know if the strippers could even afford their coke with those kinda deals running. Wednesdays meant I could go from sunrise to sunset for like $7 out of pocket.

[evisu 2000]

asian girls love the dick of everything that isn't asian. not haitian, just sayin. i'm not into asian girls at alllllllllllll.

[Guest DUM]

if not, ichigo...it is ok. I havent got any of them either. but I put my efforts towards white or lightskinned w/freckles. latina chick once, that was fun but she was kinda crazy and shit.

whoa. remembered something, she wrote "you're a bitch" in my yearbook. that was like 4 years ago..foreshadowing.

[Guest DUM]

WHAT? bitch asked me if I wanted a $30 or a $40. I told her NO MEANS NO.

[evisu 2000]

if not, ichigo...it is ok. I havent got any of them either. but I put my efforts towards white or lightskinned w/freckles. latina chick once, that was fun but she was kinda crazy and shit.

whoa. remembered something, she wrote "you're a bitch" in my yearbook. that was like 4 years ago..foreshadowing.

hahaha. i called this girl a whore once, except i guess maybe she really was one and so i felt bad and apologized (can't knock the hustle). she got her friends to threaten me and i guess they thought i apologized because i was shook and i ended up feeling like a bitch. >: in my yearbook she wrote 'glad we put our differences behind us' and i'm like what?

[Guest DUM]

haha well I was a sophomore and I couldn't handle her. she got fat later though so...I feel good.

[keagan]

I like burning my feet on my heater. A second after I put my foot on it I get like this cold zap kind of feeling and then I pull my foot away really fast and then my whole body goes numb for a second.