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Someone rolled to the stop sign outside my apartment just now, at 3:45AM, bumping Alice Deejay "Better Off Alone". I think he doesn't realize when people generally hear that song and see someone listening to it, they associate them with the act of cock sucking.

Jesus christ if I don't sleep I'm going to be trapped in 1999.

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Someone rolled to the stop sign outside my apartment just now, at 3:45AM, bumping Alice Deejay "Better Off Alone". I think he doesn't realize when people generally hear that song and see someone listening to it, they associate them with the act of cock sucking.

Jesus christ if I don't sleep I'm going to be trapped in 1999.

Son I love that song.

no homo

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also fadingblue, just to make sure, because last time you were misleading, you fucked your friend or your made kissy and touched her tits?

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Aw i got a shitzu.and a wrot weiler/pitbull/boxer mix..haha.legal age is 18 here.if ur not legal ur jailbait cuz anyone older then 17 cant date u..ha its gainst law.ur a minor u cud get them 4 sexual assualt.haha.so anyone older then 18 needs stay away frm ur fine ass u cud pt our ass n jail 4 wanting u haha.for real.

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the ER Doctor said I could have a thyroid problem or a heart condition..

they'll prob. put you on some medication for that. make sure you check out a few natural alternatives and do a little research and try to narrow down why you had your problem (i.e. changes in diet, high levels of stress, etc...) since most medical doctors just want to diagnose and give you a pill.

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What the shit.

I think I have a fucking pimple on my dick. Seriously, what the fuck?!

(it's also snowing and I fishtailed at least three times coming back from the city)

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i strangeld a guy and threw him headfirst down a set of stairs. turns out he was schizophrenic.

who knew?

That was so fucking awesome.

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That was so fucking awesome.

i wish i had a video camera so i could've posted it as a video WAYWT

What the shit.

I think I have a fucking pimple on my dick. Seriously, what the fuck?!

you just admitted to having herpes. awesome.

Guest Airjamie
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Can't be herpes, mostly cause I've never fucked anything beside my hand.

I AINT HAVIN NO VIRGINS IN MY FRAT.

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fuck work tommorwwwww

dont feel llike going to bed, but ill hate myself tommorow

also i hate christmas shopping

fuck i hate christmas in general now :(

Guest Airjamie
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AJ's sig always makes me laugh.

I can image one of the mod's rolling eyes and becoming extremely furious infront of the comp.

Please Resize Deeznuts.

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there's a snowstorm and I feel like calling sick to spend the day at home watching movies.

But I just fell in love with a pair of Christian Louboutin, so I guess I'd better go to work

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its bad enough going to college early as fuck. its more messed up when you go to college early as fuck, and its not even you going to your classes, but going to your cousin's computer class at 9am to hear a man talk about ACLs and bionary numbers and hear him say the word CONDITION every 5 seconds.

im thirsty.

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