superconfessional

[Lab]

At least you got a laparoscopic ultrasound; detecting liver metastases is a pretty accurate process..

I like your stories, continue.

Thanks!

My campus adventures are all kinda sketch, though.

It was my first night as an undergrad. I haven't met my roommate yet. My suitemate has already peed on the door, puked on his carpet, purged his bowels in his levi's, and passed out under his bed. His roommate was hiding from the stench in my room. We had nothing to do since it was already 3am, so we decided to watch Star Wars. It was about that time when my roommate finally showed up with some random drunk girl. He introduced himself by taking his pants off and shoving his member into this chick's cavity to the tune of the Imperial March. It was like synchronized sex, the girations totally matched the rhythm of the leitmotif. I think she 'gasm'd when Anakin buried his mother, which was extremely inappropriate.

[jeepster]

Lab, can i make you your own thread for amazing stories? please?

[enatoka]

lab for mod!

[Lab]

haha thanks, but I think the members already nominated would be better moderators than me...I prefer lurking supermarket and superjetset.

jeepster, unfortunately, this semester has been pretty dull. Although I have seen some awful, horrible things these past few months, I don't think I could fill a whole thread with my stories.

[Tyler Durden]

^i dont think i can beat you, but i just had a horrible day at school. i froze during a presenation and then i kept asking if i could start over. worst day everrrr.

[southfive]

^i dont think i can beat you, but i just had a horrible day at school. i froze during a presenation and then i kept asking if i could start over. worst day everrrr.

awwwwwwwww

[sean_]

i stole a stack on lanvin soap from my friends hotel room in amsterdam this summer, then i lost them all

they smelled like new money

[Handlethevibe]

I woke up late today, and missed the Wii shipments at some of the stores nearby. FUCK. GODFUCKINGDAMMIT. Some are selling for over $600+ Shipped. It's incredible.

[shoreman1782]

I put myself on a "new purchases" moratorium until after xmas, but I bought a few things for myself in the past week. My gf picked up the packages at the front desk of our building. I told her they were christmas presents. Now I actually have to go buy some christmas presents to cover my tangled web of internet shopping lies.

[Ichigo100%]

ichigo, do any attractive asian girls like your swags? Genuinely curious.

what's in it for me if i tell you

[Thorns]

^i dont think i can beat you, but i just had a horrible day at school. i froze during a presenation and then i kept asking if i could start over. worst day everrrr.

Watching people who are bad public speakers is death. Feel bad for your audience.

[dismalfuture]

what's in it for me if i tell you

I may grow an inkling of respect for you.

edit- depending on.

[Ichigo100%]

unfortunately i dont have permission to share any photos of my ex gf's (that and i wont do it anyway).. However, to be blunt.. women just like me because im a confident and funny dude..regardless of race..

[Egpt]

unfortunately i dont have permission to share any photos of my ex gf's (that and i wont do it anyway).. However, to be blunt.. women just like me because im a confident and funny dude..regardless of race..

you sure are confident(ignorance is a bliss) and quite funny(the joke is on you).

[Ichigo100%]

oh man, you caught me egpt (9)

what other irrelevant things will i hear from you today?

[dismalfuture]

well, he probably avoided a barrage of neg rep that way, at least.

[sean_]

ive been lying in bed since i woke up like, 3 hours ago, mainly dicking around on this site and i really have no inclination to get up

[Egpt]

oh man, you caught me egpt (9)

what other irrelevant things will i hear from you today?

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[Tyler Durden]

Watching people who are bad public speakers is death. Feel bad for your audience.

whole fucking story.

i went up to start my speech. gave a lil joke beforehand to lighten the mood. then started my speech. going smoothly, then i forgot to add my main points in my intro. i frozed. ask the teacher if i could start over....she didnt answer, so i asked again, after a while i said outloud, fuck this and sat down. people were looking at me, i was like i fucked up, im done. those bastards tried to cheer me on, but to no avail. and now i gotta make sure i ace the final to pass the stupid class. i never froze before, it mad sucks.

[southfive]

coward! finish with honor. aplogize for forgetting the main points and then state them. and carry on.

man you fucked up.

[Tyler Durden]

obviously i fucked up. lol. tyler durden never apologizes.

[djrajio]

what's in it for me if i tell you

I thought you were a cool guy and I could never get around to why people hated on you. Know I kinda see why...ur an ignorant mo-fo.

[datasupa]

whole fucking story.

i went up to start my speech. gave a lil joke beforehand to lighten the mood. then started my speech. going smoothly, then i forgot to add my main points in my intro. i frozed. ask the teacher if i could start over....she didnt answer, so i asked again, after a while i said outloud, fuck this and sat down. people were looking at me, i was like i fucked up, im done. those bastards tried to cheer me on, but to no avail. and now i gotta make sure i ace the final to pass the stupid class. i never froze before, it mad sucks.

memorize this handy phrase should you ever find yourself in that situation in future

'oh, i forgot to mention that....'

[Ichigo100%]

im still cool:(..

[Tyler Durden]

once tyler durden skips a step, he implodes.

[southfive]

tyler durden should have called everyone "cocksuckers" for not remembering the main points.

[soraanaam]

bastard so my doctor calls me and says that he wont be sure till tuesday, but mostly that the ultra sound is for liver cancer, and he TOLD ME TO WIKIPEDIA it. i am crying right now, there are tears in my eyes, i asked him if it could be calcium deposits he was just silent, and its either i have it or dont have it but he just wanted me to know what im dealing with if i do have it.

only 10 - 20% of hepatocellular carcinomas can be removed completely using surgery. If the cancer cannot be completely removed, the disease is usually deadly within 3 to 6 months [3]. This is partially due to late presentation with large tumours, but also the lack of medical expertise and facilities. This is a rare tumor in the United States.

most practical treatment which is not really effective:

• Liver transplantation to replace the liver with a cadaver liver or a live donor lobe. Historically low survival rates (20%-36%) recent improvement (61.1%; 1996-2001), likely related to adoption of Milan criteria at US transplantation centers. If the tumor disease has metastasized, the immuno-suppressant post-transplant drugs decrease the chance of survival. NIH

• Surgical resection to remove a tumor to treat small or slow-growing tumors if they are diagnosed early. This treatment offers the best prognosis for long-term survival but unfortunately is possible in only 10-15% of cases. Resection in cirrhotic patients carries high morbidity and mortality. Medicinenet

• Percutaneous ethanol injection (PEI) well tolerated, high RR in small (< 3 cm) solitary tumors; as of 2005, no randomized trial comparing resection to percutaneous treatments; recurrence rates similar to those for postresection.

so the only explanation for my abnormal liver results is because of the medication that i took because i was exposed to tb while i was traveling in asia china, vietnam, laos, cambodia, thailand and whatnot and that medication causes abnormal liver functions,BUT i have stopped taking those medications for over two years, so its either a mistest or i have liver cancer and just die. its like my life is on a fucking fence, i could get a call that either i have it or dont have it, why the fuck guys, life was just starting to be good. i rarely fucking cry but i have tears streaming down right now:(

[Tyler Durden]

stuff can always stay in ur body forever like mercury.

[Larry!]

Sorta like Tyler here, my school every year does this senior dress up day thing where all the seniors dress up for halloween and then some choose to perform skits. Usually they're just dances and what not. Anyways, so me and some people (around 10) decide to dress up like Spartans from 300 and do the Thriller dance. We practice it the night before, and got it down pat. Like, we had it down really good. And when we got up the next day to do it, standing in the middle of the gym, the entire senior class in front of us, and half the school behind us, we just froze. I mean, we got through the first...minute okay, but then the lead just froze and forgot what to do, so we're all just standing there because everyone is ont he wrong dance step. Then the people cut the music and we sit down. Very embarassing. At least we had the balls to get up eh?

But at the very least, we got applause and cheering. There were some god awful skits that got no audience reaction.

[Egpt]

soranaam...stay positive man, you still don't know if you actually have it, and searching medical data on the internet is highly misleading and i wouldn't advise it.

also, in case you actually have liver cancer, there are survival rates, just stay strong and you will be fine.

keep us posted, my prayers are with you