superconfessional

[totally epic]

I hope my apartment is not burned down when I get home tonight. I heard the fire alarms this morning and decided to go to work because I didn't want to stick around and deal with all the ensuing BS.

[homi29]

billy dee williams you got caught

" Williamsburg Hipster Caught Masturbating on the L

It was 915 AM on a Tuesday, and I was on my way to Williamsburg. I came down the stairs of the L train stop on 6th Ave, and a 25-ish, young, blond, shaggy, hipster was waiting on the platform. I walked to the middle of the cars, and he followed me. I didn't think much of it until both trains pulled up, and he didn't get on either one.

I sat down facing the platform, and he was staring at me with a disturbingly creepy look on his face. I couldn't figure out why he wasn't getting on either train, until I noticed he had taken his penis out of pants, and was masturbating, while staring at me. No one saw what he was doing, and I was too shocked to do anything. I didn't want to get off the train to report him, so when the doors closed, I gave him the finger....not very original, but I didn't know what else to do.

Unfortunately, I got no picture, and I haven't seen him since."

http://hollabacknyc.blogspot.com/

[red]

i just woke up from the greatest 14 hour sleep ever. wow. im so glad schools over.

AND I WOKE UP TO SEE THIS AT MY FRONT DOOR:

AND IM GOING TO SF TOMORROW.

AND TO JAPAN ON SUNDAY.

BEST DAY EVAAAAAAAAR.

[keagan]

I can't get woman out of my head.

help me superfuture.

[jeepster]

apparently im going to a sweet party in williamsburg on saturday.

that sounds really really gay.

homoswagz.

i miss DUM. he was my other other black sufu friend. omc and westside are black, but real black. DUM was like that kid you can say nigga with and he's cool about it.

[red]

apparently im going to a sweet party in williamsburg on saturday.

that sounds really really gay.

homoswagz.

i miss DUM. he was my other other black sufu friend. omc and westside are black, but real black. DUM was like that kid you can say nigga with and he's cool about it.

you can call me nigga if you want.

i wont hurt you.

[jeepster]

you can call me nigga if you want.

i wont hurt you.

but are you really my friend red?

not sure if i can trust you.

you down with O.PP?

[sushijerk]

I thought OMC was puerto rican?

[mr fluffernutter]

i just woke up from the greatest 14 hour sleep ever. wow. im so glad schools over.

AND I WOKE UP TO SEE THIS AT MY FRONT DOOR:

AND IM GOING TO SF TOMORROW.

AND TO JAPAN ON SUNDAY.

BEST DAY EVAAAAAAAAR.

Yeah!!!

Does it fit you as well as it fits that dude? I BET IT DOES

[red]

but are you really my friend red?

not sure if i can trust you.

you down with O.PP?

you can trust me.

before i dropped out of college, i was majoring in african american studies.

if id graduated, id be black by now.

YA, YOU KNOW ME.

[red]

Yeah!!!

Does it fit you as well as it fits that dude? I BET IT DOES

everytime i look in the mirror, i wanna sex myself.

[broneck]

i cried at america's next top model finale

[enatoka]

I can't get woman out of my head.

help me superfuture.

turn fruitswag?

[keagan]

done

didn't work

[jeepster]

keagan needs our support.

time for an intervention.

[Halifamous]

You can't get women out of your mind because your hair is a fucking trigger.

Avoid mirrors or chop it off and send it to me, I'm building a real-k-doll.

[whitney]

lately i've been adding hot sauce to everything i eat. the weirdest combination so far is shell macaroni with spam. but it was delicious...probably cos of the hot sauce.

i also received this package yesterday and i'm really tempted to try it on but i'm helping a friend buy it and i knowwwwwwwww he would be mad cos he really loves his clothes.

but that's half the fun you know.

trying things on.

[mellowbonsai]

no such thing as weird when it comes to hot sauce

hot sauce + scrambled eggs

hot sauce + macaroni

hot sauce + boca burger

hot sauce + soup

hot sauce + salad

hot sauce + granola?

[kenthenoob]

really spicy hot sauce irritates my bowels.

and try it on! i'm sure he wouldn't mind! it's not like you'll stretch it out, right?

keagan: pics.

[jl3969]

sriracha goes on anything pretty much. kinda like ranch. but spicier.

[Servo2000]

It appears that I may end up doing absolutely nothing for my eighteenth birthday.

Kind of a downer.

[kenthenoob]

no offense, servo, but i always found it weird that you're 17 because i had imagined you older with that avatar. :|

and i'm sorry to hear that

[samsikle]

mmmm sriracha and pizzaaaaaaa.

happy early birthday servo. i was expecting you to be way older too for some reason.

[Guest youngteam]

that's such a shame

i loveeeeeeee hot or spicy food. its the best. thats why ma po tofu is my favorite cantonese dish.

and i talked to him yesterday. he wanted me to open and admire it but i dunnoz, if i had asked someone to get me something i wouldn't want them to try it on; at least without asking...its a size small but looks like a large or xl to me.

its not just your avatar that fools me but a lot of times the way you articulate it makes me think you're a lot older then seventeen going on eighteen.

its not your birthday yet so dun't get bummed out yet.

as a corollary -- kittens, unicorns and rainbows. maybe more, but i dunnoz.

[kenthenoob]

haha, then ask

we don't have sriracha at my house.

we have some lee kum kee ones, but not the cock sauce.

i like the lee kum kee one better anyway--some spicy garlic sauce.

[mis]

I carry my grandmas chilli to my friends place whenever I eat over. Everyone things Im weird.

[poshpol]

i had sex with a chinese girl today. it was our first date and the first time we met in person as well. she's a keeper.

[Analog]

youngteam == datasupa ?

[Guest youngteam]

that's very flattering. for datasupa.

[whitney]

youngteam wannabe datasupa ?

you and your typos