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Had food poisoning yesterday (I think) and threw up 6 times throughout the day. Clothes fit better today and I look slimmer, starting to understand the appeal of bulimia.

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I had one of the worst days of my entire life today. The girl I thought might be the one have betrayed me in one of the worst possible ways, and I dont know if I can forgive her.

And to top that off, I had a prostate examination.

Im so fucking tired of life.

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i tend to have less problem when i have more moniez. except when it comes to choosing what's my next pair of shoes...

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so i guess im confessing this for my friend cause i thought it was fucking hilarious and would be selfish of me to not share.

she was at the bar when her fuck buddy txtd to say he was coming up. remembering she had not shaved, but had a razor in her purse, she was off to the bathroom.

she stands in front of the sink, wets her legs and crotch, squirts some hand soap on her hand, lathers up and starts shaving.

btw, she is drunk and high...so imagine you walk into a bar bathroom and you see someone shaving their crotch and just the hilarity of the situation.

what would you say? what would she do? if she didnt notice you walk in, would you walk back out never to speak of it again?

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you wait for her outside and when she comes out, say

"hey can I borrow your razor? I need to shave my crotch too"

confession

I have a marketing final in 37 minutes and sufu is just too awesome to avoid, even if its doppleganger sufu4.0...*sigh*

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I had one of the worst days of my entire life today. The girl I thought might be the one have betrayed me in one of the worst possible ways, and I dont know if I can forgive her.

And to top that off, I had a prostate examination.

Im so fucking tired of life.

To add to the above mentioned, I got food poisoning today. Puking my guts out at the side of the highway, and still feeling like shit. This is starting to get surreal.

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you just have to try to think positive bobo. I know it's hard but someone who would hurt you like that isnt "the one", better to find out now than after getting married and having a kid or two, ya know?

confession: a stripper, excuse me, "dancer" asked me for my phone number last night (without me spending any money on her)...

...I was actually hoping she would call

I must be getting lonely after leaving the gf,

tisk tisk on me

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i keep saying i have moved on but as a matter of fact i talk about it most of the time in conversations with people.

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yeah i guess that's true hey.

its getting to me though, i felt sick waking up this morning.

and i have been needing alcohol daily even if its just a glass or two.

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so i guess im confessing this for my friend cause i thought it was fucking hilarious and would be selfish of me to not share.

she was at the bar when her fuck buddy txtd to say he was coming up. remembering she had not shaved, but had a razor in her purse, she was off to the bathroom.

she stands in front of the sink, wets her legs and crotch, squirts some hand soap on her hand, lathers up and starts shaving.

btw, she is drunk and high...so imagine you walk into a bar bathroom and you see someone shaving their crotch and just the hilarity of the situation.

what would you say? what would she do? if she didnt notice you walk in, would you walk back out never to speak of it again?

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:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

suuuuuuure julz, your "friend"

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:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

suuuuuuure julz, your "friend"

haha, oh no you dont. look at my first or second lame ass post on sufu, (random thoughts thread) i specifically said that i wax... ;)

it's true, i was that friend
silly man, i would have shaved you if you had just asked!

you guys are sick...

i like it.

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Fuck attachment in school (I dont get paid for doing external client projects for my school!)

du, i saw you in school just now. you looked angry lulz

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you guys are sick...

i like it.

us three are gonna have a little "sufu meet up" if you get what i mean :cool:;)

and if you don't i mean we are gonna have sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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us three are gonna have a little "sufu meet up" if you get what i mean :cool:;)

and if you don't i mean we are gonna have sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

good idea.

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last NIGHT i shaved my chest with a female friend of mine and ever since then i've BeENN SUPER HORNY

ISN;'T THAT WEIRD?!?1?

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goddammit. i havent. i wish i had though. fuckkkkk.

you do know that its stitched right?

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This is the first time I've logged onto sufu since thanksgiving because I somehow forgot my own password. It wasn't until just now that I finally was able to reset it because of the shitty redirections by the server.

I hate sufu 4.0, but since I haven't bothered to browse sufu for 2 weeks at all, I don't know if any/everyone got banned for saying that.

Uh, I hope I don't get banned even after being like 10 days too late to join the bandwagon.

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