superconfessional

[jeepster]

All my dreams have been involving physical discomfort lately, which I feel in the dream, then I wake up and I feel that discomfort for a moment before it goes away entirely. Is this normal? ex: I headbutted a guy in a dream last night and broke my nose (gushing blood, etc.), and I woke up and my nose was hurting for about a minute then once I came too fully, it had gone away. Is this a common occurrence? Does this mean if I die in a dream, I'll die in real-life - some Freddy Krueger shit?

[cjbreed]

yes. it does mean that...

also i have very vivid dreams where snakes or spiders or whatever kind of bad things are after me and i can't get away or kill them and then i wake up suddenly and i guess the images are sort of projected on my retinas or something because i straight up see them all over my bed and i fuckin' go after them swatting the bed and throwing the sheets and shit. true. can't help it. been that way forever.

terrifying for whoever is in bed with me. usually my wife...

[icandunkonu]

a few days ago i was suffering from that temporary sleep paralysis you have about 2-3mins before you fully come to and was simontaneously dreaming about a black widow spider crawling on my sheets(im horrified of any spider larger than a dime btw) and i suppose i was under the same sort of paralysis in this dream but luckily right then the spider got to my face i awoke, and by awoke i mean jumped higher than my username suggest i can.....freaky

[julzkind]

all i did was hug him and he popped a boner.

i felt it through a thick winter jacket.

yesssssss.

[minou]

yessssss.

lol julz.

[julzkind]

hahaha <3 min

[minou]

hahaha <3 mick

editted for you. if its too revealing tell me, i'll remove it. lol

[e0d9n0b5]

yo where the fuck is MY julz... i wanna pop some boners....

[minou]

you know what you should do?

you should totally change your avatar to your facebook profile pic. haha!

[julzkind]

editted for you. if its too revealing tell me, i'll remove it. lol

nah its good!

[minou]

whoa sufu totally fucked up our posts arrangement.

[Darkadious]

hahaha <3 mofo

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[julzkind]

evan, we need to work on that eiffel tower before its too late...where is mr. grasper?

darkadious, <3

you know what you should do?

you should totally change your avatar to your facebook profile pic. haha!

fuck, then id really become that corny bitch!

[e0d9n0b5]

evan, we need to work on that eiffel tower before its too late...where is mr. grasper?

darkadious, <3

fuck, then id really become that corny bitch!

hey your facebook reveals that you aren't even available for such an arrangement! otherwise me and the grasp master would be all up in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! like DAMN !!!!!!!!!!

[julzkind]

i supposed youre right. =/

but if i havent fucked him yet...its still fair game, no?

[e0d9n0b5]

i supposed youre right. =/

but if i havent fucked him yet...its still fair game, no?

yes it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ProfMonnitoff]

get a room you two (0.5)

speaking of boners

i popped a stiffy last night while dancing with this dime piece

really embarrassing

i know its normal but it hadnt happened to me in ages

[cuddlysheep]

[e0d9n0b5]

i heard my name and "boners" i just thought i'd peek in, see if i can spot a rogue titty or sum buttcheek in this mess

aha i google search my name and boners at least once a day!

[wesc]

i supposed youre right. =/

but if i havent fucked him yet...its still fair game, no?

wat julz !? i was patiently awaiting the verdict of toilet roll size or not. cmon julz how much longer till you score? lul. GO JULZ !

[e0d9n0b5]

...u don't wanna know how many times a day i search your name+ my name+ boners

:o

heh heh heh.....

...... boners ... heh

[implicit]

I'm regularly fucking/seeing one girl (no long-term plans though) and just had an extended make-out with a close friend (whom I'm sort-of crushing on).

I think I should feel like more of a jerk than I do.

[jeepster]

get a room you two (0.5)

speaking of boners

i popped a stiffy last night while dancing with this dime piece

really embarrassing

i know its normal but it hadnt happened to me in ages

this happens to me often (10)

but not just when dancing up on a girl

like

always

and forever

everywhere.

thank god for the sit/tuck.

[sidneylo]

this happens to me often (10)

but not just when dancing up on a girl

like

always

and forever

everywhere.

thank god for pornography.

True.

[jeepster]

True.

word.

tenzofthemz

[Servo2000]

Man, I've been trying not to be a dick about it for so long but this place is the fucking pits now. It's really a bummer.

[ProfMonnitoff]

^ word

[minou]

i havent worked out for a week, i feel like shit. imma go do it now. like literally. bye

[NatseOklim]

I've been trying to bulk up for about 6 months now and I DESPERATELY want to go on diet to lose about 10kg but I know I don't have the willpower to resist all the Xmas treats so I've been putting it off for about a month now. Why won't Xmas just get the fuck over with? I'm also putting off looking for work until after the new year too because I know it's pointless!

[Pandemonium]

i've gone 14 days without fapping (currently) and i'm going to see if i can go another 2 weeks.

it's pretty strange because i still watch the porno even though i'm not fapping.