superconfessional

[e0d9n0b5]

I can't wait until today's over. I keep getting paired up with this guy in class who might be the most selfish and dramatic person I've ever met, and who completely despises me. His motto is 'I'll take care of me.' and he says it constantly. He keeps saying I'm obsessed with grades and whatever because I keep trying to incorporate actual techniques we've learned in class in our work. Just because I read the script or see the movie that we're doing a scene from, he says I've tainted my performance and that's the only reason I do well in class.

Four times he has stood us up and not showed to meetings, and when he is there he's constantly on his cell phone or flirting with girls. He also seems to think he's the best actor in the world, and said midway into the year, 'I've learned all I need to know.'

I'm not a violent person at all, but every time I'm with him I imagine just going insane and bustin' his ass.

sounds like my kind of guy! you should maybe just look at the situation objectively and think "what can I do to be more like him" because he sounds simply godlike!

[Bigyen]

HIP HOP IS BACK!

[NatseOklim]

I feel this is relevant to your interests.

You should remember, if this "accident" should occur to your acting partner, his protective chest plate is his sternum.

EDIT: Bouwnt. For some reason, my cpu won't let me give out rep. I blame sufu. The rep would've read "bouwnt chicka wow wow"

An actor portraying a suicide bid accidentally slashed his own throat on-stage following a prop mix-up.

Daniel Hoevels earned raptuous applause for his performance

Daniel Hoevels, 30, collapsed with blood pouring from his neck after using a real blade instead of the blunt stage knife.

He was taken to hospital after the dramatic scene at Vienna's Burgtheater in Austria.

The audience had been in raptures, unaware the actor was facing his own demise for real.

But when he failed to greet their applause for the show's spectacular special effects with a bow they separated fact from fiction.

Police are now investigating whether the mix-up was murderous.

Officers have refused to rule out the possibility that a jealous rival may have switched the blades.

The knife had been bought at a local store and police are asking if props staff forgot to blunt the blade for the performance of Friedrich Schiller's play Mary Stuart, about Mary Queen of Scots.

"The knife even still had the price tag on it," said a police investigator.

The theatre's props manager has been quizzed by police about the weapon, Austrian daily Osterreich reported.

The actor recovered after emergency treatment and even appeared on stage the next night with a bandage around his neck.

"If Hoevels had hit an artery or cut only slightly deeper, he would have died on stage," a doctor said.

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Actor-Slashes-His-Own-Neck-With-Knife-By-Mistake-On-Stage-Accident-After-Prop-Mix-Up-In-Austria/Article/200812215176524?lpos=World_News_First_Home_Article_Teaser_Region_7&lid=ARTICLE_15176524_Actor_Slashes_His_Own_Neck_With_Knife_By_Mistake%3A_On_Stage_Accident_After_Prop_Mix-Up_In_Austria

[ProfMonnitoff]

wtf

i cant find this on any austrian sources, not even the one sky quotes

[automaton]

I am drinking bourbon and writing a paper that is due tomorrow and I have only just started (writing not drinking)

[mr fluffernutter]

because of superfuture i have started refreshing my google searches in order to see the most recent results

[Selegna]

LA county sheriffs come to my house at right after midnight to ask me questions and the tell me that i have an uncle with sexual allegations against him.. JUST FUCKING GREAT.

happy holidays to you too officer.

[junglejane]

SORRY l POSTED TWICE BUT SUFU DELETED MY POSTS AND DECIDED TO PUT THEM UP AGAIN

SORRY

[junglejane]

**********nevermind*************

[minou]

i hooked on kanye's 808s & Heartbreak album. fucking perfect during my period of heartbreak. totally suffering from bitchassness disease.

[bill]

i feel ya, nignog

[Spaghettini]

i'm about to kill a motherfucker today

[larssss]

fuck

fuck fuck fuck

i'm not asking for much

fuck

she'll break my heart. i know it

[branespload]

i hooked on kanye's 808s & Heartbreak album. fucking perfect during my period of heartbreak. totally suffering from bitchassness disease.

i feel u mang, its perfect. i think im over mine though. thanks, kanye!

[ProfMonnitoff]

i unironically like "heartless" and im not even heartbroken or anything

i also like "turn my swag on" and "kiss me through the phone" by soulja boy

[minou]

lol at not heartbroken or anything.

and i have been playing soulja boy tracks on repeat too.

hop off from the bedddddddd. turn my swag onnnnnnn.

take a look in the mirror say wassup, yeahhhh.

i'm gettin money!

[ProfMonnitoff]

bayyybeeee

you know that i miss you

i wanna get with you tonight

but i cannot baby girl and thats the issue

girl you know i miss you

i just wanna kiss you

but i cant right now so baby kiss me through the phone

SO GOOD

[evisu 2000]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh girl

i'dbeintroubleifyouleftmenow

cuz i don't know, where to look for love

i just don't. know. how.

[minou]

ok now i want isouljaboy tellem's album.

[minou]

thanks profmonnitoff!

i'm officially hooked to eazy from isouljaboy!

[bill]

her booty got swag

her booty got swag

her booty got swag

her booty got swag

..

[minou]

sometimes you just gotta chill and not take life too seriously num'sayin?

his songs are garbage yeah but shit at least lightens my day.

[juliaN.]

i'm about to kill a motherfucker today

stolen car rollin down michigan ave with AKs peepin out the windows.

[zenii]

808 and heartbreaks is a shit album, really dissapointed in kanye on this one...

his earlier albums you can actually tell it's kanye, it's got his own style but now its like is that kanye? tpain? ti? who the fuck is this?

[minou]

you do know that's this his side project right?

his hip hop album is dropping next year.

[juliaN.]

yesssss....summer 2009 - "Good Ass Job"

i manuaged to graduate on time w/ KW, let's hope I can follow suit in the coming year.

[Guest winq]

i outdrank dismalfuture tonight

that is all

[cheep]

White people get weaves too and extensions.

this is true. ive seen one or two up close... not a pretty sight

[shimshimhae]

i just agreed to hang out with this ugly ass girl tomorrow cause she has some bomb ass weed.

:/

[ojjairus]

i just agreed to hang out with this ugly ass girl tomorrow cause she has some bomb ass weed.

:/

sounds like fun either way.