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offer to buy her a fish sandwich
How should I approach this hot girl sitting at the same table as me in the library?
The fish sandwich store is like a fifteen to twenty minute walk away. Should we take a cab?
slide her a note that says FISH SANDWICH. YES / NO (circle one) extra points if you draw a fish. or a vajayjay
take a cab, and she may think you're a baller and expect the treatment all the time. first impressions and whatnot...although also depends on her character. walk. gives you time to talk to each other.

edit: is there an actual sandwich involved or are we talking about something else?

send that bitch a smiley face, bitches love smiley faces
Do I send this via text message or draw it or do I smile with my actual face?
go meta, draw it on your face and smile.

LOL. take a ninja picture real quick. share with sufu. i like where this is going.

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Hocus Pocus: draw a smiley on a piece of paper and slide it over to her

damn I wish ppl could GIF in real life

I have a prince gif that would be perfect for your situation

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Hocus Pocus: draw a smiley on a piece of paper and slide it over to her

damn I wish ppl could GIF in real life

I have a prince gif that would be perfect for your situation

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what's this called in english anyway?

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How should I approach this hot girl sitting at the same table as me in the library?

Excuse me, do you know where I can stick my power cord in? (8)

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FUCK I MISSED THE PREMIERE OF ADVENTURE TIME AHHHHHH HOW DID I FORGET

if anyone can pm me a link for somewhere to watch online i would be very grateful. cannot seem to find one

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Development. I saw her name on book of hers, so here is her facebook (she is studying at a different school's library, also is 18ish) http://www.facebook.com/sonia.mondino?ref=search&sid=28131003.563723051..1 I wonder if anyone on here knows her?

I came back from getting some snacks and she was sitting real close with a boyfriend looking dude in the lobby.

She came back in alone.

My hand writing looks like Sanskrit. Should I try and draw that prince gift in a flipbook, even though bitch was cuddling some guy who looked remarkably like her?

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you spent way too much time thinking. this is starting to get creepy

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yo just talk to her it might be her bro and she seems nice you'll regret it if you don't... but man that flipbook idea is nice.

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and yet hocuspocus will sleep alone tonight. jk. stop being a bitch andi tell her you just found her on facebook! HAHA

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Development. I saw her name on book of hers, so here is her facebook (she is studying at a different school's library, also is 18ish) http://www.facebook.com/sonia.mondino?ref=search&sid=28131003.563723051..1 I wonder if anyone on here knows her?

I came back from getting some snacks and she was sitting real close with a boyfriend looking dude in the lobby.

She came back in alone.

My hand writing looks like Sanskrit. Should I try and draw that prince gift in a flipbook, even though bitch was cuddling some guy who looked remarkably like her?

this is frustrating

NJJQpSzDgC0

Start playing that on your laptop speakers, look her in the eyes, and serenade her, dance around like a goof and such. if she laughs, your golden. if she thinks you're a freak, she'll leave and you won't have to worry anymore.

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lol few hours to say hi wtf is this

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this is frustrating

NJJQpSzDgC0

Start playing that on your laptop speakers, look her in the eyes, and serenade her, dance around like a goof and such. if she laughs, your golden. if she thinks you're a freak, she'll leave and you won't have to worry anymore.

i'd be chin deep in some punani by now. real talk.

if you could only hear my pathetically meek laughter irl.

hocus, if the dude 'looked remarkably like her', then uh - it's her brother or uncle or some shit.

just approach, you can do it!!

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even if it's her bf what's he gonna do anyway (if he punches you, punch harder for bonus points). and at least you'd have tried.

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that would be funny if we could teleport to toronto to help hocus pocus.

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