superconfessional

[ninetynine]

I threatened this fat guy on a road bike when he told me to 'get my skateboard off the path' while I was riding it.

[Breadspace]

I almost cried earlier because I couldn't find the sauce I made for tortellini. I don't know why, but it was at 4 am.

[wood 666]

i suck. i'm a total complete failure in everything. it's so laughable. but at least i have tortillas ready for tonight.

[SSchadenfreude]

i suck. i'm a total complete failure in everything. it's so laughable. but at least i have tortillas ready for tonight.

yeah so long as ur not the one making them, right?

[fang]

I spit on the front windows of expensive boutiques then stand there making eye contact with the sales associates occasionally

what else is on your to-do list on these days?

[clover]

Sexy coworker called me in the middle of the night to come over because she broke up with her man.

I go over there thinking it's a quick booty call, but instead got an earful of her "feelings," etc.

Pretended to fall asleep with her and bounced... #betamale

[samsikle]

The other day I hella saw some fobby asian chick straight up trip and eat asphalt cause she miscalculated how to walk downhill wearing creepers and I didn't stop to help her. I didn't stop mostly because I don't like it when I fall and people try to pull me back up. The part that was so funny to me was the fact that she was still gripping her umbrella as she was sitting on the ground lolll

[mrchariybrown]

Sexy coworker called me in the middle of the night to come over because she broke up with her man.

I go over there thinking it's a quick booty call, but instead got an earful of her "feelings," etc.

Pretended to fall asleep with her and bounced... #betamale

 

Are you two really close?

Does she think you're gay?

Are you gay?

If you answered "no" to the questions above, you had the opportunity to fuck.

[SSchadenfreude]

The other day I hella saw some fobby asian chick straight up trip and eat asphalt cause she miscalculated how to walk downhill wearing creepers and I didn't stop to help her. I didn't stop mostly because I don't like it when I fall and people try to pull me back up. The part that was so funny to me was the fact that she was still gripping her umbrella as she was sitting on the ground lolll

was she good looking or not?  not yr type?

[samsikle]

was she good looking or not?  not yr type?

 

nah she was wounded in the face.

Edited July 24, 2013 by samsikle

[mr fluffernutter]

I spit on the front windows of expensive boutiques then stand there making eye contact with the sales associates occasionally

never gonna get a date that way!

[Double Pegasus]

i suck. i'm a total complete failure in everything. it's so laughable. but at least i have tortillas ready for tonight.

this used to bother my a lot until i realized that skill and enjoyment are two independent things : )

Edited July 25, 2013 by Double Pegasus

[sawn-off chef]

This should be a cause for concern, because we both can get in deep shit. Maybe that's part of the thrill. Either way, I know I like where this is headed. 

[ProfMonnitoff]

be careful

[wEstSidE]

This should be a cause for concern, because we both can get in deep shit. Maybe that's part of the thrill. Either way, I know I like where this is headed. 

too cryptic. you bout that life?

[cheapmuthafukr]

between starting on bi-polar meds, quitting smoking weed, and stress like a motherfucker, im down to like 154 lbs. i weighed more in high school... 15 years ago.

[Vampyrvargfesten]

between starting on bi-polar meds, quitting smoking weed, and stress like a motherfucker, im down to like 154 lbs. i weighed more in high school... 15 years ago.

 

how many waist sizes does this translate to

[cheapmuthafukr]

thats the odd thing... at 180 i wore a 33... at 154 im maybe 31

[cheapmuthafukr]

my size 30 diors fit great now tho

[jayrock]

between starting on bi-polar meds, quitting smoking weed, and stress like a motherfucker, im down to like 154 lbs. i weighed more in high school... 15 years ago.

 

are you quitting weed because of the bi-polar thing? seems likely

 

good luck with everything. once you kick the weed for good and are able to start sleeping normally again, the stress should reduce

[cheapmuthafukr]

yeah... i want to find a real baseline... well... kinda... i dont want to have weed clouding my perception of how the abilify is working. i also have been an everyday smoker since like 97, and i figure its time to take a break. 

 

now, once i get to a baseline i dont think ill turn it down if im hanging out and it seems appropriate for the situation, but i dont want to constantly worry about getting a sack.

[tac0tron]

I need to quit being like this:

 

[po_boy_fuuma_hatesbargerz]

haha i'm in a really shitty place.

  moved to the city for work and that's fine

  personal life went to hell

 

oh well.

 

edit: got called out, as deserved. thanks fuuma.

Edited September 10, 2013 by Just Another XY

[Fuuma]

Would be awesome if you were really in Nigeria, say in Lagos, and "personal life" was code for "hunted by oil traffickers cause I stole their $$$". Otherwise, well, cry me a first world 20something river. Go get some pills, you're "depressed".

[ojsimpson]

[Nov Spur]

I don't have the creative energy to get rep on sufu anymore. Woe is me. 

[mr fluffernutter]

 

uhh that's not oj simpson

[wood 666]

somebody was in my room and came on the shoulder of my jacket as i lay half-dead and drunk in my bed

 

wtf

 

my roomie is really abusive, but he's 5 years younger than me, so i don't know what to do

 

am i supposed to cum on it myself to double-check if it really is sperm? there's a dried out white spot on the floor too. it disappears easily with saliva, and it's like a long string, can somebody confirm?

 

help 

Edited August 5, 2013 by wood 666

[kH0yA Sw@Gp0o]

^what the fuck

kick his ass/beat the shit out of him/fuck him up for being a stupid fuck

 

gdi new page

Edited August 5, 2013 by gndmshtlrd

[wood 666]

hahaha, we are fucked up.

 

i changed my mind. he's a clever kid.

 

edit: i'm a little envious, maybe. maybe i'm stupid i dunno

Edited August 5, 2013 by wood 666