the "ask an asian" thread.

[headcoat]

For example, the Asian guy with the full beard, working at a beer microbrewery, wearing a flannel shirt, overalls, driving the green Chevy Blazer, he is Kurt Tanaka, level threat to whitey: 2/10. Koreans haven't reached that level of white-friendly yet.

This is true, cuz Koreans be keepin it real. Fuck that whitewashed jap nigga listening to some gay killrockstars chick band on his ipod and shopping at antique stores. Shit is just sad.

Im gonna burn all my Western possessions and blast the speeches of Dear Leader while driving a Hyundai.

juche.

[FR33]

Here's my perspective of each race...

*WARNING*

don't take offense as its not meant to offend anyone.

Chinese/Taiwanese:

Cheap & Stingy. Cut throat for money, and will sell their mother's jewelry for a penny.

Vietnamese:

The craziest bunch of them all. The fobs are crazy. They'll slit your neck if you mess with them and more than likely someone in their family either works or owns a nail salon.

Japanese:

very chill and are downlow ballers in disguise.

Korean:

they always stick together, they're religious beliefs are cult like. They always have a kimchee (fermented cabbage) scent that just won't go away. A lot of wanna be gangsters who hang out at church and jump kids at their church.

Thai/Cambodian/Hmong:

they're on the bottom working their way up.

Filipinos:

Hypebeasts. They single handedly kill beat a dead horse when a new "fashion trend" is out.

[headcoat]

fer real though, my girlfriend 3 years ago dumped me because I jokingly said I would never wanna have babies with her cuz I'd only sire a pure Korean.

I never actually gave a shit about asian pride or whatever, but I always pretend to among whitey to troll them. I've been doing it so well that this alter-ego has been seeping into my real personality.

And I fuckin hate Korean food and korean music/film/art.

[azn8oi]

What is the corniest of all corny white names? Male/Female?

Jewel/Apple/Mary-Kate

Quinton / Winston / Billy Joe

[cure]

don't forget any of those future stripper names like candy/tandy/summer/amber

[dismalfuture]

Quinton and Winston, those could be black names as well. Mary-Kate is good as well. I think Emma hyphen something would be nice and white as well.

I was thinking Shane, does anyone know a non-white Shane? Shanes are typically white guys who have crew cuts and sweat a lot, like they're on uppers all the time. They don't have terrible B.O. necessarily, but do smell like white man sweat, and they look like they drive 1980's IROC-Z's.

[evisu 2000]

i knew a black shane once.

cwg names are abigail, holly, heather

cwd names are cody (lol), dustin, brett?? i guess there are black du's named that too but when i picture people with those names i picture frat duns.

[dismalfuture]

Cody and Dustin are good, I was also thinking about all the surnames that hillbillies liberated from their last-name only status, like Taylor, Jordan, Forest, etc. Corny white status?

Also, I hate the name Crystal. I have warmed up to Jennifers and Jessicas since meeting some hot non-white trash ones as I get older, but Crystal will remain hated.

[MataLeao]

What is the corniest of all corny white names? Male/Female?

Male: Stewart or Stu for short, Chuck, and Billy

Female: Martha, Gurtrude and Billy-Joe

[dismalfuture]

I had a Korean girl once, who had originated in Argentina or Brazil, somewhere down there. Her cousins were all still down there, and they had names like Afredo Kim, Jose Chung, etc etc. I don't know which is better, Cody Kim or Alfredo Kim.

[dismalfuture]

This is true, cuz Koreans be keepin it real. Fuck that whitewashed jap nigga listening to some gay killrockstars chick band on his ipod and shopping at antique stores. Shit is just sad.

Im gonna burn all my Western possessions and blast the speeches of Dear Leader while driving a Hyundai.

juche.

I just put my iTunes on pause, it was going down my Natalie Merchant playlist and I am now going to blow out my incense. I will go smoke a bidi and reflect on my being, and perhaps return more Asian.

[ProfMonnitoff]

there were 4 korean girls in my graduating class, and 3 of them had random american-sounding names, and this wasn't even in america.

the japanese girls on the other hand didn't mind their japanese names at all.

[dismalfuture]

Koreans got that fire in them, born to hate everything.

edit: I have a white slave name

[evisu 2000]

my parents named me after a black jazz musician

[Lab]

do azns like croissants?

I like......croissant.

[dismalfuture]

Are you kidding? Most of Japan probably believes that they invented the croissant. And curry. And most of Korea also claim they invented the croissant, and the Koreans believe they are in a dispute with the Japanese over said topic,though the Japanese have heard of no such thing. (1)

[dismalfuture]

my parents named me after a black jazz musician

this is why you are hood chinese. I am effectively Cody Kim now.

[Lab]

one kid told me to read this manga about curry

and it was filled with propaganda about japanese superiority

and im like.

it's curry.

it was last manga i read

mr pibb + croissants = crazy delicious

[dismalfuture]

your tendency towards a lower-priced imitation soda reveals your racial inferiority.

(I am drinking a Vernors right now, if anyone has even heard of this)

[evisu 2000]

Are you kidding? Most of Japan probably believes that they invented the croissant. And curry. And most of Korea also claim they invented the croissant, and the Koreans believe they are in a dispute with the Japanese over said topic,though the Japanese have heard of no such thing. (1)

a korean i know told me koreans invented every type of asian cuisine (i've mentioned this on superfuture before)!! like sushi, and fried rice, and another korean i knew backed him up on this.

[dismalfuture]

Disillusioned brought us Korean sushi, I think we all remember that episode. And Koreans did invent the world.

[dismalfuture]

I wish somebody would've made a Real Ultimate Power page for Koreans before that all died off.

[Lab]

your tendency towards a lower-priced imitation soda reveals your racial inferiority.

(I am drinking a Vernors right now, if anyone has even heard of this)

my favorite drink is lassi

made by poor ppl mango frute, like vibskov.

not pineapple and other bw-tier delightz

i want.......croissant.

[evisu 2000]

mango lassi is dope. i get that shit everytime.

[dismalfuture]

Is that... two oreos?

[Lab]

damn i luvs oreos

they're the only black ppl i can beat at bball

[dismalfuture]

Indians and Koreans are kindred spirits. Except theres like 100 billion of you guys and 50 million of us.

[destructodisk]

this thread is great.

I have a chinese friend named (David) Fort Wang. His parents chose Fort because he was conceived in Ft. Collins, CO.

He is an electrical engineering student by day and b-boy by night.

He throws up nearly every time he hangs out with me.

[DaBestSpoona]

Are you kidding? Most of Japan probably believes that they invented the croissant. And curry. And most of Korea also claim they invented the croissant, and the Koreans believe they are in a dispute with the Japanese over said topic,though the Japanese have heard of no such thing. (1)

I have had koreans tell me koreans formed the Fukching Gang, and in a few years MS13.

Eventually some Korean guy will tell me Korean gangs run the US prisons and that they formed the mexican mafia.

[lestat]

Chinese/Taiwanese:

Cheap & Stingy. Cut throat for money, and will sell their mother's jewelry for a penny.

cut throat for money? yes... cheap and stingy? we aint Hispanics or blacks

I have had koreans tell me koreans formed the Fukching Gang, and in a few years MS13.

Fuk Ching? they still around? aren't they fukienese people?