the "ask an asian" thread.

[whitney]

fuck u smoker u smells real bad

My godfather trapped me in his arms when I was little and blew smoke in my face, I hated it.

But I forgave him cos he always buys me nice gifts and when its my sister's birthday he gives me exactly what he gives her and vice versa so its like I have two birthdays

[evisu 2000]

you can't trust a person who does not smoke tobacco. this is fact.

[Servo2000]

you can't trust a person who does not smoke tobacco. this is fact.

I better start smoking.

Thanks, internet!

[oOmegaOo]

I've seen asians do these pen tricks throughout high school. I never asked them how they did this shit. Miminal research suggests that this is a korean thing?

6tHmHtZVS3s

[r_mutt]

Can some one explain to me why the fuck indian people are such horrible tippers? they act like leaving a couple bucks is gonna give them bad karma or some shit.

[djrajio]

It comes naturally to us due to the hours and hours of studying math our parents forced upon us when we were younger. What else are you gonna do during class....

[geekbonchic]

I dreaded seeing this logo as a child, as it unequivocally meant hours of drills. Good thing I fucked my childhood education over and study literature.

[GiZMO]

I got decent at pen spinning but nothing crazy like in taht video. how the f do you do reverse spin my pen always fly across the room

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lame as fk but me

Can some one explain to me why the fuck indian people are such horrible tippers? they act like leaving a couple bucks is gonna give them bad karma or some shit.

Because their parents choose who they marry (watching true life i'm indian or something). Refer to Russell Peters.

How different is Hindi to Urdu (Pakistini?), this chick's parents have similar accents to Indians when they speak English.

[doubletaps]

I may not be playing by the rules here...I'm asian myself and my question is more specifically targetted to anyone who lives/lived in Japan:

How is the women situation in Japan? I mean, from dramas/showbiz/models/porn we know that there are some really good looking women out there in Japan. Koyuki, Misaki Itoh etc, those whom the average Asian would consider the typical Japanese beauty.

But what about those whom you walk past on the streets? How come the women in websites like this one ( http://www.style-arena.jp/index_e.htm ) always leave much to be desired? A friend who's visited Hokkaido told us not to get our hopes too high.

Tokyo has always been THE city to visit for me, wouldn't want my high expectations to be dashed without a prior warning/disclaimer.

[lestat]

I dreaded seeing this logo as a child, as it unequivocally meant hours of drills. Good thing I fucked my childhood education over and study literature.

how many went to kumon when they were younger?

[Aquaphor]

Yea I hated Kumon! I used to hide or throw away some of my little kumon homework booklets... Years later I found some stuffed behind some drawers. hahah

[MilSpex]

In the Orient coz theres less homes (like 40 people live in one room I heard), do teachers give out less homework?

[MilSpex]

I may not be playing by the rules here...I'm asian myself and my question is more specifically targetted to anyone who lives/lived in Japan:

How is the women situation in Japan? I mean, from dramas/showbiz/models/porn we know that there are some really good looking women out there in Japan. Koyuki, Misaki Itoh etc, those whom the average Asian would consider the typical Japanese beauty.

But what about those whom you walk past on the streets? How come the women in websites like this one ( http://www.style-arena.jp/index_e.htm ) always leave much to be desired? A friend who's visited Hokkaido told us not to get our hopes too high.

Tokyo has always been THE city to visit for me, wouldn't want my high expectations to be dashed without a prior warning/disclaimer.

Same as any big city. Prolly 2 out of 10 women is hot. But you walk past 1000 women in Tokyo in a day so I pretty much have a constant boner. All foreigners I know here except me (asian/white/black) have decent to hot girlfriends plus get more on the side so no reason u should be any different.

[HATORI HANZO]

Is the asian 5-muscle pussy just a myth. My favorite asian katsumi looks like all five muscles are gone in all 3 holes.

[Larry!]

I have to say, I never went to Kumon because my parents were too cheap to send me there. But they just photocopied the book that my friend who went to Kumon got and gave them to me.

Asian^2.

[GiZMO]

^ u chinees?

i was jus discussing pick up games of basketball. fobs are fking sleepers, they play hard and dirty and when they are on the bench they drink pop and eat chicharon while my friend works hard to play the way he does. what is this latent ability that fobs possess anyone have any experiencewith this as well

also can we get tag on this thread, hard finding it

[ironXcrayon]

I worked at Kumon, gayest job ever.

[peteyross]

Help needed from the Nihonjin dudes in here who cook:

Which fish broiler should I buy and where the hell can I get one? I'm in NYC and the only place I haven't looked is Mitsuwa in NJ. My guess is that they might have something, but I have no idea if it will be any good. I could probably proxy something from Japan but I'm using that as a last resort. Any internet sources?

[cuddlysheep]

holler at mizanation + chicken

[DJ2xTech]

yea I did Kumon when I was younger

::guilty::

[nomad5150]

I know this topic is a few months old, but it is the only one I could find on the internet where I could ask real Asians a question.

You see, I bought this bead that I have at some store and turned it into necklace. The problem is, I have no idea what it means and I have been looking constantly for a few days on google on what it could mean. I haven't been able to locate what it means so I turned to forums.

Here is a picture of it.

Could some please help me?

Thank you.

[DaBestSpoona]

I know this topic is a few months old, but it is the only one I could find on the internet where I could ask real Asians a question.

You see, I bought this bead that I have at some store and turned it into necklace. The problem is, I have no idea what it means and I have been looking constantly for a few days on google on what it could mean. I haven't been able to locate what it means so I turned to forums.

Here is a picture of it.

Could some please help me?

Thank you.

so you joined this forum just to ask this? wtf

thats not a bead

hint: old jewish ladies

[dismalfuture]

DO NOT LISTEN TO THE DABESTSPOONA

That is an antique mating idol, probably looted from an imperial Liao dynasty tomb, which we Asian men would kill to have. If an Asian girl sees this, you WILL be knocking her down within moments.

[evisu 2000]

by the style of calligraphy i'd say it is actually from the zhou dynasty.

[Chicken]

DO NOT LISTEN TO THE DABESTSPOONA

That is an antique mating idol, probably looted from an imperial Liao dynasty tomb, which we Asian men would kill to have. If an Asian girl sees this, you WILL be knocking her down within moments.

ironically, the character could also mean to "ejaculate" in japanese.

[dismalfuture]

you could be right, however the inlaid elk bone mating idols were typically used by Liao nomads around 1000A.D. Placed around the neck of the deceased, in hopes that they would find great pussy in the afterlife. Similar calligraphy has been found on wooden phalluses as far away as Japan. Carbon dating of these phalluses has indicated that these were the standard dongs, for perhaps 3000 years, well into the late Jomon/early Yayoi period.

[DaBestSpoona]

ironically, the character could also mean to "ejaculate" in japanese.

ぶかけ！！！！！！！！！！！

[dismalfuture]

I would wear that necklace, with a matching visor and glowsticks, to the next Asian American Association meeting. Drop a roofy in their wheatgrass drink, you'll be banging bitches in no time.

[DaBestSpoona]

by the style of calligraphy i'd say it is actually from the zhou dynasty.

you're wrong, I would say either early Lun Yeung or Bun Jou judging by the stroke textures of the character.

[DaBestSpoona]

you could be right, however the inlaid elk bone mating idols were typically used by Liao nomads around 1000A.D. Placed around the neck of the deceased, in hopes that they would find great pussy in the afterlife. Similar calligraphy has been found on wooden phalluses as far away as Japan. Carbon dating of these phalluses has indicated that these were the standard dongs, for perhaps 3000 years, well into the late Jomon/early Yayoi period.

These wooden phalluses will be proven to be of korean origin if they ever open up the Japanese royal tombs.