the "ask an asian" thread.

[dismalfuture]

Tyro1, please save me from the nuclear holocaust. I will repay in jawnz. kthx.

[Tyro1]

you KNOW what to do.

Sydney

Taco Truck

Food

Steeze

Salvation

Kick back with a slurpee

[dismalfuture]

Do y'all got Rock Star Fruit Punch down there?

[Tyro1]

I have seen a few different flavours, it's pretty easy to find,

[Tyro1]

also Australia should have enough J Beezies for you to work through, although maybe not as many as SK

[Lab]

i found this in my drawer. been sitting there for months. (sorry for the shitty work pic)

[dismalfuture]

Is that your secret stash, for when O Chem is defeating you?

[dismalfuture]

also Australia should have enough J Beezies for you to work through, although maybe not as many as SK

My newest requirement is that my j beezys must have E cup breasts. Would you say this is true of the J beezys in your country? Y/N

[gfunkdocta]

i dont understand pickin at ur teeth like every crevice at the table after a meal with the other hand coverin it? this bugs me out..

[dismalfuture]

why pay for things like floss and tissues, when you can do that shit manually?

[salaryman]

Dear Asians,

Lately, I have been hearing a lot about some Japanese bikini idols with E cup breasts.

I have yet to see this creature in the wild.

Question: if you capture it, should you wife it?

[sushijerk]

How big is asian e cup?

[salaryman]

you know, cartoon status.

can't see feet. can't stand up straight.

can't make anyone talking to you stop thinking about milk.

[jeepster]

you know, cartoon status.

can't see feet. can't stand up straight.

can't make anyone talking to you stop thinking about milk.

BONUS:

Dismal in process

[Oxy.]

Why do Asian girls in Socal act snobby?

[dismalfuture]

Dear Asians,

Lately, I have been hearing a lot about some Japanese bikini idols with E cup breasts.

I have yet to see this creature in the wild.

Question: if you capture it, should you wife it?

Well, from what I know, $10,000 and a few weeks healing time can probably get you your own reasonable facsimile.

If you wait and pick one up off the used market, that price is reduced, ranging from free to a couple drinks and lodging costs. Condition can range from near deadstock to fair condition.

[Tyro1]

dismal. I dont know about the E cup bits...

Maybe you can get a c or d cup J Beeze in bed, and just have some big titted english backpacker standing next to the action in case your hands want a bit more?

[Pandemonium]

yeah it's amazing a lot of them.

but they do look a little bit pudgey (most of them)

but holy crap must suck to buy CLOTHES MADE FOR MAINLY RAIL THIN GIRLS.

[salaryman]

you didn't answer the question, but I am assuming no.

In which case.

Dear Asians,

What do you look for in a wife?

In the long term are cooking skills or a nice ass more important?

[Tyro1]

ability to cook delicious food and a good arse usually have an inverse relationship

[mofonyx]

you didn't answer the question, but I am assuming no.

In which case.

Dear Asians,

What do you look for in a wife?

In the long term are cooking skills or a nice ass more important?

Because I love food to no end (read: big fan of Heston Blumenthal and Harold McGee and maybe Ferran Adria as well), I would prefer cooking skills.

My ex was a bit on the heavy side but she made the most amazing dishes in the world. (^^ Tyro1)

I'm up for nice ass, though.

[jl3969]

my friends 16 yo sister does all the household wife shit when his moms gone. she has a phatty too. i was obsessed but couldnt hit it.

cooking and cleaning abilities go a long way in a wifey. especially if that girl is gonna raise your kids. who the fuck wants their kids eating out every meal?

[6ixes&7evens]

you didn't answer the question, but I am assuming no.

In which case.

Dear Asians,

What do you look for in a wife?

In the long term are cooking skills or a nice ass more important?

I think every asian guy wants a girl who can cook. Also i prefer more traditional women

[fallen angels]

cooking skills can be learned if she has the will to learn/practice. most of the asian american girls from my generation probably dont cook well, but if they are smart and have those motherly/caring traits, she will most likely learn how when the time comes.

[Handlethevibe]

Dear Asians, or fellow Asians, it depends on your response to this post. Do you consider Filipinos Asian?

[Guest jmatsu]

Dear Asians, or fellow Asians, it depends on your response to this post. Do you consider Filipinos Asian?

[6ixes&7evens]

Dear Asians, or fellow Asians, it depends on your response to this post. Do you consider Filipinos Asian?

This is a question i myself do not know how to answer.

All the really flipino people be like "Pinoy pride! we aint asian, we pacific islanders!!xxx111"

[Guest jmatsu]

flips are conceptionally pretty much mexicans, except that they are made up of slightly different stock (also geography).

[juliaN.]

my friends 16 yo sister does all the household wife shit when his moms gone. she has a phatty too. i was obsessed but couldnt hit it.

a phatty...gotta be filipino. I've never heard a chinese/japanese/korean woman described with that word.

[Tyro1]

where do those really far east Russian and Mongol and Tibetans, Kashmiri, Nepalese, etc people fit in? are they azn?

and if yes, where do they fit into raji's hierarchy?