the "ask an asian" thread.

[Guest jmatsu]

I think Korean girls take a beating the best of any Asian women. I mean, if you're really gonna beat the hell out of a bitch, you want one who can take a few hits.

Yeah the Korean pimp slap is deadly, except for suckdick's.

LOL! is dickie from korea or america? i can't imagine him in th miliary, basic training, whatever..

[dismalfuture]

dude is purebred from the motherland. He's trying to find a girl to marry so he can get a green card and skip out on the army. I told him to find a lesbian to marry for convenience, through craigslist. That dude comes back a few minutes later with a BBW 4 BBW listing, haha.

[GreenFrog]

anyone know where you can buy milo rtd cans in america online?

[dismalfuture]

you just want that taste of the P.I. don't you. Just buy some Yoo-hoo and get on with your life, fuck.

[DaBestSpoona]

I am upset that my office stopped carrying yoo hoo

[juliaN.]

i have never tried yoo hoo....all this team yoohoo business is making me curious

[technicolor]

don't know if this has been asked yet:

why do all asian women seem to make the same squeaky squeely sound when they're getting pounded? ...sounds painful

I take it you have fucked all asian women, or @ least 1.before thedaniway? you like sideways vaginae?

edit: balls......

WOW. Haha. Man, I laughed out LOUD when I read this little conversation.

But I wonder what jeffvyain edited out.

Hmm.

[mpcec]

i have never tried yoo hoo....all this team yoohoo business is making me curious

It's like metal and chocolate, makes your mouth feel sort of slimy and weird. No one can ever drink more than one in like a 12 hour period... worth having though.

[sushijerk]

YooHoo is like the Sunny D equivalent of chocolate milk. Everything looks right on the outside but when you drink it tastes like science tried to reverse engineer the real thing using only artificial chemicals. Like you know you can leave that shit out in the sun for days and it won't go bad.

[LoganL]

I was having sushi last night at 15 East and 3 asian girls actually busted out a tripod. It was one of those octopus looking joints with the multiple adjustable joints. And yes they were ehhhh.

lmfao, if i saw that i would have instantly bursted out in laughter.

[juliaN.]

It's like metal and chocolate, makes your mouth feel sort of slimy and weird. No one can ever drink more than one in like a 12 hour period... worth having though.

fuck that then, i'll stick with chocolate milk. and even that i haven't drank in at least 5 years.

[Guest on-display]

Is it me or has yogurt become the new boba?

[ProfMonnitoff]

dude is purebred from the motherland. He's trying to find a girl to marry so he can get a green card and skip out on the army. I told him to find a lesbian to marry for convenience, through craigslist. That dude comes back a few minutes later with a BBW 4 BBW listing, haha.

can the korean army draft you even if you're not in korea? i dodged the draft by leaving germany and never coming back.

[sushijerk]

Is it me or has yogurt become the new boba?

Like Pinkberry shit? Older chinese kids been down with yogurt before anyone ever heard of boba. I was the exception because I hated that stuff as a kid but I can see how frozen yogurt can have a lot of nostalgic appeal to asians.

I'm surprised so many white ppl are into it though.

[Lab]

are indians allowed to go to the campus asian awareness meeting?

[salaryman]

are indians allowed to go to the campus asian awareness meeting?

no.

specially if you always get the nan instead of rice.

[Lab]

i get both. at indian buffets, naan is usually the end item, on the right. everyone gets rice first.

there is gonna be free food at the meeting. which is 90% of the reason why im interested, the other 10% is a get-out of work free card.

[ramenhero]

can the korean army draft you even if you're not in korea? i dodged the draft by leaving germany and never coming back.

they have to relinquish there korean citizen ship at the embassy or else they'll get introuble. atleast thats what my korean friend told me.

[juliaN.]

i never dug nan, every time i eat at indian joints it's rice or bust.

[sushijerk]

^^

Me too but indians got that dry ass long grain rice that doesn't pick up sauce for shit. I can't respect cultures that prefer long grain over short grain.

[dismalfuture]

can the korean army draft you even if you're not in korea? i dodged the draft by leaving germany and never coming back.

Yeah, a lot of these Koreans in America have Korean citizenship because their parents never got naturalized or something or other, there's a lot of them in this boat it seems, so I guess it happens. They can't draft you, but those guys can never go to Korea again, or they'll get escorted straight from the airport to basic training.

There was some pop singer awhile back, from LA, who ended up getting naturalized in the US to avoid the army, and then the government exiled him from Korea forever, at the height of his career, haha. He now performs all of his past hits in Chinese, and is trying to work on the Chinese market.

One of my childhood friends has been in the US since he was 12, but his parents still live in Korea. The family is funding his hideout in the US by him going to undergrad for a long time, and then he did an MBA and is now working til he turns 30, where he'll be too old for conscription. Only got like 4 years left now. haha. I don't really know why he got that deal and his little brother stayed home and is now in the army. They're ballers but my friend is like 6'4 and would've done ok in the army, obviously he's better off now as he is, but still...

[dismalfuture]

I go for the naan, btw. Naan and a chicken vindaloo and I'm good.

[Pandemonium]

Yeah, a lot of these Koreans in America have Korean citizenship because their parents never got naturalized or something or other, there's a lot of them in this boat it seems, so I guess it happens. They can't draft you, but those guys can never go to Korea again, or they'll get escorted straight from the airport to basic training.

There was some pop singer awhile back, from LA, who ended up getting naturalized in the US to avoid the army, and then the government exiled him from Korea forever, at the height of his career, haha. He now performs all of his past hits in Chinese, and is trying to work on the Chinese market.

One of my childhood friends has been in the US since he was 12, but his parents still live in Korea. The family is funding his hideout in the US by him going to undergrad for a long time, and then he did an MBA and is now working til he turns 30, where he'll be too old for conscription. Only got like 4 years left now. haha. I don't really know why he got that deal and his little brother stayed home and is now in the army. They're ballers but my friend is like 6'4 and would've done ok in the army, obviously he's better off now as he is, but still...

cool story bro.

[Quiver]

Yeah, a lot of these Koreans in America have Korean citizenship because their parents never got naturalized or something or other, there's a lot of them in this boat it seems, so I guess it happens. They can't draft you, but those guys can never go to Korea again, or they'll get escorted straight from the airport to basic training.

There was some pop singer awhile back, from LA, who ended up getting naturalized in the US to avoid the army, and then the government exiled him from Korea forever, at the height of his career, haha. He now performs all of his past hits in Chinese, and is trying to work on the Chinese market.

One of my childhood friends has been in the US since he was 12, but his parents still live in Korea. The family is funding his hideout in the US by him going to undergrad for a long time, and then he did an MBA and is now working til he turns 30, where he'll be too old for conscription. Only got like 4 years left now. haha. I don't really know why he got that deal and his little brother stayed home and is now in the army. They're ballers but my friend is like 6'4 and would've done ok in the army, obviously he's better off now as he is, but still...

Is the pop singer you're referring to Yoo Seung Joon?

Funnily enough I too have a korean friend in exactly the same boat as yours - finished law school and waiting till he turns 30 before touching foot on Korean soil again.

[shimshimhae]

Is the pop singer you're referring to Yoo Seung Joon?

Funnily enough I too have a korean friend in exactly the same boat as yours - finished law school and waiting till he turns 30 before touching foot on Korean soil again.

this summer is the last time i can go to korea until i get my US citizenship without getting dragged off to boot camp to get beaten by wannabe KJI niggas.

[mpcec]

YooHoo is like the Sunny D equivalent of chocolate milk. Everything looks right on the outside but when you drink it tastes like science tried to reverse engineer the real thing using only artificial chemicals. Like you know you can leave that shit out in the sun for days and it won't go bad.

Hahhahahahhahahhahahahaha

[fndmybetterhalf]

this summer is the last time i can go to korea until i get my US citizenship without getting dragged off to boot camp to get beaten by wannabe KJI niggas.

if you have your greencard or a proper student or work visa, then they dont draft you to the korean army.

you can live in korea up to 3 months til they come get you.

and if aything, its just 2 years. hold off til 2010 and it'll be cut down to 1.5 years.

[fndmybetterhalf]

Is the pop singer you're referring to Yoo Seung Joon?

Funnily enough I too have a korean friend in exactly the same boat as yours - finished law school and waiting till he turns 30 before touching foot on Korean soil again.

as for Yoo Seung Joon goes, i hear he runs a red mango down in LA. lol.

[Guest jmatsu]

fmbh,

i heard years ago from a korean friend of mine that many affluent koreans pay doctors to purposely infect them with some sort of minor/curable disease. apparently if they have that shit they don't gotta join the military or something?

[Tyro1]

shit half of sufu is korean? if war happens and you all get drafted, wayne gonna be out of advertising money! you ever think about that!?