fndmybetterhalf

So a few months ago...I was walking back from class and was hit with the biggest shits ever in my life. Now the smart thing to do wouldve been to slowly pace myself and walk back but I panicked and started running home. As i walked into my apartment complex...i was running up the stairs and i am ashamed to say, i sharted. Fortunately, i was wearing my old levis 501's at that time so i wasnt too bummed out but just wondering...does anybody have any experience with shitting yorur pants and how you delt with getting rid of the shit stains and smell?