the "ask an asian" thread.

[Guest jmatsu]

i know, it's not about asians, but the guy above me asked why koreans are loud and i thought... why not?

anyway, asians on the train are way too loud. they choose to sit across from each other and then proceed to yell their conversation.

japs are ultra quite on the trains. chinese are ultra loud everywhere.

[hamham3001]

ys.. i do agree.. in hk, all those middle aged people love to scream at their fones... where ever they are..

[lilodxd]

japs are ultra quite on the trains. chinese are ultra loud everywhere.

ah yes, i should have specified.

[Guest youngteam]

this is the asian loudness scale, with the top being loudest and bottom being quiet and submissive, like a good yellow man should be:

- chinese

- vietnamese

- korean

- japanese

- indonesian

i've only met two indonesians in my life so my list is probably a little biased. if i left you out, it's only because your country is so insignificant you should be invaded, pillaged, and ultimately subsumed by the japs.

[homi29]

We do whipe. It just doesn't come clean because we have hairy buttholes.

my half white roomate doesnt wipe at times

once he didnt flush, and i asked him about the lack of TP he said it was a "clean pass thru"

[Kelvyno]

Why do Asian food court emplyees think that yelling loudly at people, with a toothpick lodged in between their teeth, is an effective way to attract more eager customers?

[Kasper]

ys.. i do agree.. in hk, all those middle aged people love to scream at their fones... where ever they are..

alright, why is it that peoples in HK all seems to be speaking on the phones when they take the subway, i mean, the subway is pretty loud, you have to yell for the other person to hear you and you kind of don't hear anything?

[soraanaam]

chinkity chink

[soraanaam]

like, smells from different cultures, like indian houses and korean houses and chinese houses, no offense, like you dont notice it but to other people its strong.

[hamham3001]

alright, why is it that peoples in HK all seems to be speaking on the phones when they take the subway, i mean, the subway is pretty loud, you have to yell for the other person to hear you and you kind of don't hear anything?

yah.. hk ppl DO chat on the fone on the supway all the time.. probably to past time or to see where their friend's at?? (thats what i did when i was in HK)

hmm.. the subway is not too loud i think.. or maybe i was used to it, but there was no yelling from people who i go out with..

[Guest DUM]

No idea if this has been asked, but I've generally noticed all my asian friends (all friends except like 2) don't like cheesecake. The fuck is wrong with you?

[valhalla]

^ yeah it's just like i noticed most of my caucasian friends don't seem to like/ don't know how to tackle chicken wings. what the fuck is wrong with you?

[Guest jeffvyain]

why are most asians not very hot, but when you get a half and half, they're always smokin?

and where can i find some good asian porn? i'm in the mood for something different.

[ghostdeini]

No idea if this has been asked, but I've generally noticed all my asian friends (all friends except like 2) don't like cheesecake. The fuck is wrong with you?

whaaaaaat. cheesecake is the shit. to be fair, I was raised on a good mix of japanese and traditional american cuisine though.

DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON TIRAMISU. ohhhh god I could eat my weight in that stuff

[Tiranis]

No idea if this has been asked, but I've generally noticed all my asian friends (all friends except like 2) don't like cheesecake. The fuck is wrong with you?

I've noticed that most of my friends don't like cheesecake, and those that do are asian. Weird.

why are most asians not very hot, but when you get a half and half, they're always smokin?

inbreeding = bad -- see most english women, or even better example would be monarchies

crossbreeding = good -- see most mixes (unless both parents are ugly as fuck, then not even a magic potion could help it)

[swooc]

Yeah i hate cheesecake. My bro loves it though.

Actually i don't like cakes in general and alot of sweet foods too.

[insomaniac]

Speaking of non-Japanese folks in Japan. I read some thing the other day on the makeup of the foreign population living there and it noted something like 15% of foreigners there are Brazilian.......crazy. I just thought the Brazilian strippers I met in Roppongi were an anomaly.

as far as i know.... in early 1900's, Japan and Brazil signed an agreement for Brazil to accept 1000 Japanese immigrants per year to fill the lack of man power in the coffee/farming industry. I know Brazil has the second highest population of Japanese in the world (240,000 Japanese immigrants and couple million Japanese-Brazilians), and the Japanese government gives working visas up to 4th generation Japanese-Brazilians. So considering that, it makes sense that there are so many Brazilian population in Japan.

[sidneylo]

I loves me some cheesecake. Even though I'm slightly lactose intolerant...

[Guest youngteam]

sid -- soupy poopy is a small price to pay for good cheesecake.

[Selegna]

i wouldn't mind getting down with some Japanese-Brazilian women.

[Guest jeffvyain]

i love me some brazilian women. no need for mutts there. they're perfect as they are. i, personally, plan on making some white-persian babies. they are gonna be the shit

[Pogi]

No idea if this has been asked, but I've generally noticed all my asian friends (all friends except like 2) don't like cheesecake. The fuck is wrong with you?

I'm Asian and I live for cheesecake.

why are most asians not very hot, but when you get a half and half, they're always smokin?

and where can i find some good asian porn? i'm in the mood for something different.

Most < insert race here > are not very hot. Not all halfies are hot either, it's a hit and miss.

Look harder.

[ghostdeini]

why are most asians not very hot, but when you get a half and half, they're always smokin?

like... OZAWA

[Vitamian]

The Japanese also have their own version of a cheese-sponge-cake.

[lilodxd]

The Japanese also have their own version of a cheese-sponge-cake.

i've eaten that a few times before.. there is a lot less cheese and it's..... spongy! not bad though.

and junior's (nyc) cheesecake is so good. i dunno if they have restaurants anywhere else.

[Akura]

I'm not sure if this has been asked but Do the Taiwanese people consider themselves chinese? Personally as a Taiwanese person I have a disliking of chinese people. Although my professor tells me that even though I am from Taiwan I am also chinese.. he's a white dude who loves east asian mythology so i don't know how much credit i can give him...

[BTT]

I think most people just say "Oh theres no difference between Chinese and Taiwanese, there the same; they both come from the same ancestry." Which in essence, is true. But if you asked a 6th generation Irish from America, "What Nationality are you?" He would say American. And it mostly depends on what kind of Taiwanese people you ask too. If you asked the 1949 "Wai Sen Ren" who retreated from China to Taiwan, they would say Chinese, perhaps. But if you asked my Dad, whos ancestry has been in Taiwan since 1600s, he would definetly consider himself Taiwanese and then he would further call people from China "Dirty Communists". And if you ask native Taiwanese people who live in the mountains because the KMT government pushed the people there and then mocked them and called them "Mountain People", they would consider themselves Taiwanese also. (These Mountain People are actually very close ties to filipinos, went there once and filipino galore)

So in conclusion, your professor is ignorant.

[fndmybetterhalf]

^^ agreeed, form my experience, chinese and taiwanese are different culturally. i'd never call a taiwanese person chinese :/

thats like calling a south korean, north korean...

[swooc]

Personally as a Taiwanese person I have a disliking of chinese people.

haha i don't think chinese and taiwanese will ever get along....they are genetically programed to hate each other.

[Dick Danger]

anyone remember the guy that went to military school in russia