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WAYWT destroyed my life (2014)


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also my house is a reclaimed bunker from hitler's pacific wall. i heat it with a massive copper brazier as the south wall was bombed out by allied shells. as an added bonus, i can hotbox the place simply by throwing huge spears of pot onto it

 

karl lagerfeld is coming over for tea and i must prepare to viciously berate him for everything he has ever done, so please, excuse me

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that's not my bathroom, i cannot be blamed for the decor that they keep, only that i continue to keep their company in spite of it all

 

my bathroom features a granite shower/bath with silk shantung curtains, gently splattered with droplets of water; matching ermine pelt mat and toilet seat cover. the toilet is solid rock granite. I don't use it, as my body is immaculate and produces no waste. It's actually for the cat. The sink is set into the solid granite countertop and both the fixtures and the mirror are made of polished bronze. A pair of small bronze bowls sit nearby; one filled with anise mints, the other with cocaine.

 

So ur folks lettin u live there free of rent in spite of u bein a cunt all the time? Or is that just on internets

 

Might need role play section 4 (drag ?) queen over here

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