superconfessional

[Lab]

I saw a friend of mine at lunch the other day. He had his laptop out, chillin. And he was Facebook stalkin' me, lookin' through all my albums and pics tagged of me.

...

...Didn't even realize I was behind him. I decided to make it less awkward, not talk to him, make sure he didn't see me so he won't feel embarrassed or some shit. But what the fuck yo. That's creepy.

[m1sterko]

are you a girl or guy?

[DüM]

I finally started work, I got paid to drive go-karts today.

but there's this chick at work, she's hot but seems hick-ish. I was going to leave it alone, but she keeps flirting with me so I think I'll just go for it. I mean...her vagina can't be safety orange and realtree camo, right?

[geekbonchic]

Can it?

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[destructodisk]

Jermaine I'm so so proud of you.

[skiniks]

Im currently sitting in my boxers, drinking beer and surfing sufu on an iPod because there's no computer around. Sad.

[DüM]

diamonds, for you

bE9vRMTdBqA

[flex0r]

Do you hate it because you love it yet you can't pull it off? Or do you just really not like it aesthetically? I cannot understand why someone wouldn't like a well designed asymmetric piece...

it just doesn't appeal to me. why does one arm have to be purple and the other black? why can't both be purple or black? asymmetric cuts might work, but it can't be too obvious.

[Yardsale]

I just applied to Google. I do this like every year haha

[geekbonchic]

1,000 posts. Where do I go to redeem them for some Raf Simons kicks?

[samsikle]

^^ for some reason that reminded me of how i fucked up and lost my superfuture sticker i got from the selfedge party. happy 1000! i tried to rep but still am not able to.

[RaymondChiu]

I finally started work, I got paid to drive go-karts today.

but there's this chick at work, she's hot but seems hick-ish. I was going to leave it alone, but she keeps flirting with me so I think I'll just go for it. I mean...her vagina can't be safety orange and realtree camo, right?

pics!

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[skiniks]

every time i go to starbucks when this one barista is working she greets me by name and hooks up free dranks. the problem with this is i can never remember her name and sorta just say "heyyy you." she's added me to facebook and i'm pretty sure she went to my high school but was a few years younger and i still can't figure out her name. i feel like an asshole because i can't remember it and i'm too lazy to look through my facebook list. oh well.

[chronoaug]

doesn't she wear a nametag?

[Charlie Delta]

Or, another logical option:

don't be lazy and just check on FB...

Or you could just say, "sorry what's your name again", and get it over and done with...

Or, does it really make a difference???

[freecat]

If he asks for her name it will mean for her that he may not be interested in him. This may result in no more free dranks

[Charlie Delta]

Then he just shouldn't be lazy and look through his FB...

[chronoaug]

But if he doesn't make a post about it, how would we all know the barista likes him and hooks him up with drinks?

[skiniks]

i don't care about her at all. the free drinks is the only motivating factor for talking to her. i just felt the need to confess feeling like an asshole for forgetting her name. i was bored. move along.

[jeepster]

so ive had a good day. went to my brother's college graduation, been drinking since about 11, eat ridiculous amounts of great food, but now as i browse facebook*, i am saddend by looking at all the pictures from junior prom and realize i still don't have a date for senior prom. i'm just put off by the whole idea cause i dont think i'd fit and i'd feel awkward and sorta phony for going. maybe its the liquor finally catching up with me but i feel pretty bummed about the whole situation.

maybe its allso the fact that i wanna graduate but i still have another month of taking shit before high school is over.

im gonna go read billy budd.

[salaryman]

4 months ago I thought my girl was cheating on me so I came home and rubbed poison ivy all over every single peice of underwear she owns. Turns out she had been faithful, we broke up anyway.

[gas prices kill]

This whole "getting over it" thing is extremely difficult.

I need a new fucking hobby. Or a new woman. Or both.

[sidneylo]

This whole "getting over it" thing is extremely difficult.

It sucks. It's completely distracting me from feeling completely relieved about finishing my undergraduate.

[cinderella]

I can't stop thinking about these...

they were at winners for 20 dollars and I tried them on because they were hilariously ugly but then I started to change my mind...

WHAT DO I DO?? hmmm...

[geekbonchic]

Resist. Kitsch factor is far too high to hold your adoration for long.

[cinderella]

that's true... they're really damn high too, I'd definitely be falling all over myself if I ever wore them drunk. :/

[e0d9n0b5]

i can't stop reading this site

www.stripperweb.com/forum

especially the "overheard in the dressing room" thread, among others... twisted stuff, just twisted.

[skiniks]

wait, wait, wait dude. you registered for that site? humor me with with your username is. bahahah

[DüM]

ohhh i'm going to join. do they have waywt?

[e0d9n0b5]

username is evan111... my only post is in the waywt thread