superconfessional

[mr fluffernutter]

today i receive raf simons sleeveless hoodie from suckdick.

i like the way it smells.

can i has it please

[homme.homme]

can i has it please

no. you will contaminate the beautiful smell.

[comaeternal]

need to come up with $325 because I lost a ounce of bud..dont ask me why..fuck

[mrip]

why ?

[skiniks]

need to come up with $325 because I lost a ounce of bud..dont ask me why..fuck

NUMBER FOUR: know you heard this before. NEVER get high, on your own supply

[larssss]

i stuffed myself at a bbq last saturday, and have continued to eat waaaay to much since then.

[geekbonchic]

This Japanese chick was riding on my bus to work today and was with a friend. I accidentally eavesdropped on her talking with her friend.

HIM: So you speak two languages?

HER: Yes, biringruar.

I almost laughed out loud.

[azn8oi]

oh rearry?

YES REARRY

[mswill_i_am]

i might have ruined my life.

o yea final @ 8.

[sidneylo]

It has been two nights in a row where the birds chirping outside my window have been my reminder that it is indeed time for me to go to sleep.

I'm feeling pretty restless now that graduation is right around the corner. And just so I don't get too comfortable, I booked my flight out of NYC to complete the rest of my portraits the day after my commencement.

I am never going to get any rest.

[geekbonchic]

^ This happens to me a lot recently. Not quite insomnia. More like a general malaise. I know the feeling, though.

And congrats.

[keagan]

It has been two nights in a row where the birds chirping outside my window have been my reminder that it is indeed time for me to go to sleep.

I'm feeling pretty restless now that graduation is right around the corner. And just so I don't get too comfortable, I booked my flight out of NYC to complete the rest of my portraits the day after my commencement.

I am never going to get any rest.

IS YOUR HAir short or long now I can't remember and I am trying to picture you sleeping. You look good with long hair. compliments to the chef as I am trying to get into her pants

did anyone see top chef tonight?!@

FUCK, i say.

Nikki was so cute. I am not going to watch that show anymore.

[midnight]

One word. Padma.

[ROYALEFATALE]

i'm loving these visuals...the audio...not so much.

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[jeepster]

It has been two nights in a row where the birds chirping outside my window have been my reminder that it is indeed time for me to go to sleep.

I'm feeling pretty restless now that graduation is right around the corner. And just so I don't get too comfortable, I booked my flight out of NYC to complete the rest of my portraits the day after my commencement.

I am never going to get any rest.

REMEMBER

imma hollla atchu at graduation

"ay bay bay" is da codew3rd.

[sidneylo]

Tisch graduation right? I can probably shout over 1,000 people…

[jeepster]

Tisch graduation right? I can probably shout over 1,000 people…

nah

yankee stadium

unless tisch is with CAS

but yeah, if its yankee stadium, im bringing a megaphone.

gonna get that fo sho.

[sidneylo]

nah

yankee stadium

unless tisch is with CAS

but yeah, if its yankee stadium, im bringing a megaphone.

gonna get that fo sho.

Fuck I ain't going to that. I'll be getting Peter Luger for runch on that day. BOOM TIME.

[panicnation]

Do we need to start an overeaters who love and own slim fit cluthins thread? Cuz... "Hi, my name is masuerte.."

Some ppl might wanna start an undereaters who rock roll-ups thread. Cuz..."Hi, my name is bootlegs.

For the record i like that fit.

[sidneylo]

I am considering being celibate for the rest of the year.

[landho]

I am considering being celibate for the rest of the year.

Does that include not fapping?

[sidneylo]

Celibacy is defined as sexual abstinence, and masturbation would fall under the category of sexual activity… so yes.

[dunkin deeznuts]

Celibacy is defined as sexual abstinence, and masturbation would fall under the category of sexual activity… so yes.

different schools of though....

some (most i think) would define celibacy as having no sexual relations which involves other people.....and others would further define it as abstaining from sexual intercourse (vaginal)..but oral and anal is ok.......

so maybe you celibately masturbate .....if you want to of course..........

[landho]

I was celibate for Lent once. It was not very easy, but then again, I didn't have the superhuman willpower that I do now.

But a year is like ten Lents.

[landho]

so maybe you celibately masturbate .....if you want to of course..........

What if you masturbate but don't finish? Will you still be considered in a state of celibacy?

[chronoaug]

^^^ He's talking celibacy, not torture

[dunkin deeznuts]

What if you masturbate but don't finish? Will you still be considered in a state of celibacy?

you can have sex without the climax.......sex is not all about the big "O" landho.....its a mental thing...between you and your partner.....

hahahaahahahahah..cant beleive i just said that...........

[landho]

^^^ He's talking celibacy, not torture

Some people use this "start and stop" method to increase the potency of their orgasm. This would be similar to that, except you don't start again. I guess.

you can have sex without the climax.......sex is not all about the big "O" landho.....its a mental thing...between you and your partner.....

hahahaahahahahah..cant beleive i just said that...........

I see what you did there!

But hypothetically speaking, if you're out say strutting and your junk starts rubbing up against the seam of your jeans and you get an erection, I don't think it should count against you. "The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak," after all. It's different with intercourse because it's much more difficult to stick your junk into an orifice by accident.

Or, to use an example closer to home, what if you're lying on the ground and suddenly you start bumping and grinding the floor and then you realize how good it feels--so good that you might get addicted to it--but then you realize that what you're doing may constitute masturbating, so you stop. Or you don't stop. Whatever.

[bouwnt]

suddenly you start bumping and grinding the floor and then you realize how good it feels--so good.

wait....

wat.

[Kesnel]

so maybe you celibately masturbate .....if you want to of course..........

I couldn't help but read this as...

so maybe you celebratorially masturbate .....if you want to of course..........