superconfessional

[please underestimate]

i have a fetish for them thick girls again.

[samsikle]

I had a friend who actually went one step further. A group of us went out to eat, and when we were ordering, he said, "Oh, I'm not going to get anything--I'll just eat whatever you guys don't finish."

eww hella scavenger.

[geekbonchic]

I really enjoy complaining about bad service at a restaurant to the manager.

[jetlenoir]

^^ I didn't know that Asians could be such Kikes. That's a freudian power-thing you've got there.

I hate when people treat service people like shit and complain to managers.

[Ahlvahroe]

^^ I didn't know that Asians could be such Kikes. That's a freudian power-thing you've got there.

I hate when people treat service people like shit and complain to managers.

we've all read this but im posting it anyway.

http://www.violentacres.com/archives/59

[geekbonchic]

^^ I didn't know that Asians could be such Kikes. That's a freudian power-thing you've got there.

I hate when people treat service people like shit and complain to managers.

Unfortunately, I am not of the Jewish persuasion. But I don't just complain. I only complain when I get shit service. I had dinner last night and before I finished one slice of my pizza, our waiter dropped off our check without a word. My friend had taken two bites of his salad. Now, I don't know about you, but I find that pretty fucking rude.

[LeatherSeatBelt]

im an angry drunk. i almost got my ass beat by high school thugs again. dam flips

[Yardsale]

I really enjoy complaining about bad service at a restaurant to the manager.

are you trying to tell us you're an asian mother? :confused:

[please underestimate]

I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE, I GOTTA GET THIS OFF MY CHEST. i've always wanted a girl who can sing so she can serenade me while she takes it from the back. have her hit that high note while i eat them cocoa puffs.

[Ahlvahroe]

^ watch these (in order) and you will see the error of your ways.

LHchl4AxsE0

vLKhJnKrf9M

but still keep the dream alive

[please underestimate]

damn that sucks, at least she'll think of me everytime she sings.

[LeatherSeatBelt]

word. people with no money stay the fuck home. or go to the library, park, museum, grandparent's house or some shit...

I had a friend who actually went one step further. A group of us went out to eat, and when we were ordering, he said, "Oh, I'm not going to get anything--I'll just eat whatever you guys don't finish."

GOD DAMMIT I SO FUCKING RELATE. I HATE BROKE FUCKS IM TIRED OF ALWAYS PAYING FOR ALL THE ALCHS. but i do get this guilty feeling because i come from a pretty wealthy family. i have some poor friends but most are stingy.

[please underestimate]

nigga dont worry. i got u, u know i always pitch in everytime we pick up.

[LeatherSeatBelt]

proms in less than 2 weeks and i still dont have a date. what the fuck am i doing.

what do you guys think about me asking some random chick that i find attractive? it should all fly well as well as she finds me somewhat good looking right? but then she might think im a fucking creep.

[LeatherSeatBelt]

nigga dont worry. i got u, u know i always pitch in everytime we pick up.

sorry mate but your fucking cheap and you freeload. you never put down unless its for drugs. fucking miser.

[midnight]

I enjoy calling / talking to customer service people when im stressed for their nice, relaxing, calming voices. They seem so full of answers. The online chat ones aren't too bad either. I always pretend i'm interested in a product and then have them explain to me all of the little details about it, any othe rproducts i might be interested in, or anything they thought was better. Hm...I seriously need a therapist.

[m1sterko]

proms in less than 2 weeks and i still dont have a date. what the fuck am i doing.

what do you guys think about me asking some random chick that i find attractive? it should all fly well as well as she finds me somewhat good looking right? but then she might think im a fucking creep.

2 weeks. uhhh thats bad. girls like having "time" to get all ready.

i would advise against a random chick because:

she could have STD's

she could bore the fuck out of you

she could be a bitch and reject

but since you only have 2 weeks what do you have to lose.

and if youre decent looking you'll have no probs. plus its in your advan cause she doesnt have a date.

are you a senior and shes a senior? or you trying to pick up a freshman or osmething

[LeatherSeatBelt]

nigga dont worry. i got u, u know i always pitch in everytime we pick up.

2 weeks. uhhh thats bad. girls like having "time" to get all ready.

i would advise against a random chick because:

she could have STD's

she could bore the fuck out of you

she could be a bitch and reject

but since you only have 2 weeks what do you have to lose.

and if youre decent looking you'll have no probs. plus its in your advan cause she doesnt have a date.

are you a senior and shes a senior? or you trying to pick up a freshman or osmething

im actually a junior. and i THINK i wanna ask a sophmore.

[m1sterko]

go for it. gogoogog

and dont ask in a big way please.

but flowers is a must. girls like it

[cinderella]

Daaaamn I wish I'd gone to high school in the states... my prom invite went like this:

Him: Hey, want to go to prom?

Me: Ok, are you coming to the afterparty?

Him: Yup, See you there

THE END.

WHERE WERE MY FLOWERS? WHERE WERE CANDLES OUTSIDE MY WINDOW SPELLING OUT MY NAME?

[sidneylo]

Damn I didn't know kids still got homotional over prom. Shit is just cheap frills for kids to act a fool with a bit more permission. Maybe you get your dick wet in your $100 Men's Wearhouse suit, maybe you get drunk and watch your date fuck some other dude, but most likely it will be another really really forgettable moment... you're better off saving some cash to buy another B.Son hoody.

[Larry Bird]

7 plus months no slips motherfuckers

[please underestimate]

1.) you need to go to prom. i admit, it wouldnt be fun without u man.

2.) I SWEAR MY PROM DATE GOT PREGNANT FROM HER BEST FRIEND, I HAVE ALL THE RIGHT TO SKEET IN HER. GOOD DAY.

[Caps Lock]

I really didnt know bitchassness was the cancer that is killing america.

I found out the hard way this past weekend.

[ktothe]

catching

feelings

like

bitches

[nicotine]

I didn't know prom was the cancer killing superconfessional, but I just found that out, too.

prom is deadies

fuck high school

[azn8oi]

Bitchassness is killing america. i guess im part of the bitchassed group.

Back in senior year of high school, in the third week of school (October), an ugly female friend asked me, "so ted, you want to go to a comic book shop, watch a movie on prom night?"

I replied, "HA! Why wouldnt I want to go to prom? I want to go."

So of course she goes all emo all of a sudden, head down, looking very depressed. Me, being an idiot, suddenly asks, "oh. wanna go?" It took only 2 seconds later for me to scream in my head, "FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. GODDAMNIT."

She looked up, and her eyes lit up and she said, "sure!"

ALL OF THIS IN THE 3RD WEEK OF SCHOOL.

I basically had the whole year to reject her, but i felt soooooo bad. she wouldn't have gone to prom otherwise. I had other girls that I wanted to ask, but i wouldve felt really really really bad to reject her.

so my bitchass went out to prom with her. it was an OK time at best.

during a 1AM dinner after prom though, she asked me if we were more than just friends now.

I rejected her to her face. "HAHAHA. NO! You know how me and ( this other girl) are"

She did that emo shit again, but i was just like alright.

After I got back to my school (where the limo dropped us off for the night), that other girl was waiting for me there. We went to my house and had fun.

I still feel bad for rejecting my date to her face like that though... kinda.

oh and why didnt i just go to prom with the other girl? it was because we went to diff high schools.

[mrip]

i just want to post on page 900

[Guest spazzz]

7 plus months no slips motherfuckers

congrats, keep your head up

[geekbonchic]

Bitchassness is killing america. i guess im part of the bitchassed group.

Back in senior year of high school, in the third week of school (October), an ugly female friend asked me, "so ted, you want to go to a comic book shop, watch a movie on prom night?"

I replied, "HA! Why wouldnt I want to go to prom? I want to go."

So of course she goes all emo all of a sudden, head down, looking very depressed. Me, being an idiot, suddenly asks, "oh. wanna go?" It took only 2 seconds later for me to scream in my head, "FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. GODDAMNIT."

She looked up, and her eyes lit up and she said, "sure!"

ALL OF THIS IN THE 3RD WEEK OF SCHOOL.

I basically had the whole year to reject her, but i felt soooooo bad. she wouldn't have gone to prom otherwise. I had other girls that I wanted to ask, but i wouldve felt really really really bad to reject her.

so my bitchass went out to prom with her. it was an OK time at best.

during a 1AM dinner after prom though, she asked me if we were more than just friends now.

I rejected her to her face. "HAHAHA. NO! You know how me and ( this other girl) are"

She did that emo shit again, but i was just like alright.

After I got back to my school (where the limo dropped us off for the night), that other girl was waiting for me there. We went to my house and had fun.

I still feel bad for rejecting my date to her face like that though... kinda.

oh and why didnt i just go to prom with the other girl? it was because we went to diff high schools.

Pics of Girl 1 crying and samples of her bad poetry from her Xanga or it didn't happen.