superconfessional

[Boredom]

not gonna front, i had to post-stalk after that confession

apparently, Boredom

• is a bi chick
  
• reads comic books (manga?)
  
• loves juice
  
• is really into pokemon
  
• listens to edan (pretentious white guy hip hop)
  
• watches a lot of tv
  
• once saw 7th graders at her old school in "scimpy" volleyball outfits
  
• is unfortunately a 9th grader
  
• never posts waywt

• definitely true
  
• never cared for manga so much, I do read comic books but not often enough to call myself a comic book reader
  
• I fucking love juice
  
• Pokemon is the shit, will have to watch some old episodes whenever I finish GTA/school
  
• I'm usually not into hip hop so much but Edan has some good songs
  
• definitely true but I only I really like the good shows (Arrested Development, Dexter, Nip/Tuck, etc.)
  
• unfortunately true
  
• never say never

In all honesty you did a pretty good job summing up my sufu posting history.

[jetlenoir]

not gonna front, i had to post-stalk after that confession

apparently, Boredom

• is a bi chick
  
• reads comic books (manga?)
  
• loves juice
  
• is really into pokemon
  
• listens to edan (pretentious white guy hip hop)
  
• watches a lot of tv
  
• once saw 7th graders at her old school in "scimpy" volleyball outfits
  
• is unfortunately a 9th grader
  
• never posts waywt

I call first fuck.

[so-so]

You get veto'd by the proximity clause.

So, boredom, any other hot bi friends?

[sidneylo]

I just borrowed $3 from Joey Formal to do laundry.

DAMN SUFU CONNECT.

[Fookums]

I'm sure one of you has some juicy roomie-related superconfessional secrets ;x

spill it bitchez

[broneck]

"Girlfriend" by avril lavigne still kicks ass.

[larssss]

she dresses like a hobo.

she gets sloppy drunk way too often.

she's made a lot of "mistakes."

she's not interested in me.

she has a lip ring.

she has 2 bad tattoos.

she does terrible things with her hair.

she's not the one i'm with.

she makes me laugh and i can't stop thinking about her.

[High Monika]

Whose fucking sig is the bug on the screen?

I was browsing a different board when a small ant started crawling on my screen and thought it was a stupid gif. then I realized it was real. I was PISSED. Not that it was an ant, but that I got suckered.

[sistersuzie]

For some reason, some people seem to have a way to make relationships more complicated than they are/ should be.

[masuerte]

^ yeah it seems usually cuz of expectations.

A friend told me to join the foreign french legion instead of applying as an officer to the navy or air force (cuz I want an intel job)... how the hell am I supposed to take that seriously?

what are you, like 14? jesus, my parents don't even bug me anymore when they find porn on the comp.

this is lulz for sure.

Haha, I remember back in college where a friend of mine told me his dad gave him a serious talk after he brought back his computer from the dorms... apparently his dad wanted to use yahoo and after typing the first three letters ended up with an auto-insert of some site along the lines of yahpussy or yahporn or something liek that. "SO THlS IS WHAT YOU'RE STUDYING AFTER l PAY YOUR TUITION TO SCHOOL POR?" (fob accent)

[Serge]

What the fuck are you guys talking about

I call first fuck

[masuerte]

Heres a few things i noticed.

1. The tight ass shorty in the pink shorts.

2. Mad asians.

3. OH GOD WHO IS THAT TROLL ON THE TOP RIGHT UNDER THE CLOCK!?!?!

4. The tight ass shorty in the pink shorts.

i woke up at my friends house after i passed out from alcohol poisoning. i go outside and i notice these green stains. sniffed it and realized it was barf. i wore these jeans for 2 more weeks because i wanted to achieve more fades.

This is completely unacceptable. You're a disgusting human being.

He is however, a shining example of a superdenimfuturian.

[Serge]

Yeah I really dont understand why he didnt get +rape for that.

[ktothe]

He is however, a shining example of a superdenimfuturian.

I really hope you guys don't walk around with green streaks of barf on your pants.

Please tell me it isn't so.

[Serge]

I really hope you guys don't walk around with green streaks of barf on your pants.

Please tell me it isn't so.

I put my blood and sweat into mine. I'm waiting for tears.

[ktothe]

I put my blood and sweat into mine. I'm waiting for tears.

See, thats perfectly acceptable. But upchuck? No...

[Serge]

I WISH I HADNT SPENT THOSE $8000 ON CLOTHES AND FOODDDD

I'm fucked for 6 weeks of Europe. I have $1500 for 6 weeks for food, hotel, hookers and blow. I guess I'm going hungry =[[[[

[samsikle]

serge, your avatar is giving me a seizure.

[freecat]

I really hope you guys don't walk around with green streaks of barf on your pants.

Please tell me it isn't so.

no we use an impregnated towel to clean it and hang it outside to make the smell disappear. and then we wear it again until...

[dolly]

i'm starting an internship at an ad agency monday, and at this point i'm more excited about planning work outfits than anything else

[azn8oi]

PERHAPS INAPPROPRIATE FOR AN lNTERN THOUGH.

[mr fluffernutter]

leather pants

[sushijerk]

Why are the cheerleaders at your school are all squaty legged 5 foot nothing asian chicks....and one snorlax looking white fatty? I'm on the east coast and all I hear about is how hot girls on the west coast are....and this is throwing everything into doubt unless cheersquad is the social equivalent of marching band at your school.

Confession: I went to work with pink eye and I'm hoping it doesn't spread...or if it does spread it doesn't get traced back to me.

[DaBestSpoona]

Sometimes I wish my parents were more nosy just so someone could see the effort I put into hiding my things.

I spend late nights thinking up new/better hiding spots for my journal in my room.

Everytime I steal some of my dads whiskey I carefully place it EXACTLY where I found it and make sure to have excuses on hand if he asks why he's missing some.

I made my folders containing "inappropriate" pictures invisible and carefully hid them within other hidden folders.

Whenever I look up something shady (not porn mind you) I make sure to clear my browsing history. My parents don't even know HOW to check my browsing history!

The only thing I don't do is delete my text messages and thats just because they don't even know how to check their own phones text messages.

Use passwords, encryption, acls and separate accounts

[jetlenoir]

Why are the cheerleaders at your school are all squaty legged 5 foot nothing asian chicks....and one snorlax looking white fatty? I'm on the east coast and all I hear about is how hot girls on the west coast are....and this is throwing everything into doubt unless cheersquad is the social equivalent of marching band at your school.

Confession: I went to work with pink eye and I'm hoping it doesn't spread...or if it does spread it doesn't get traced back to me.

Get your white right. That fatty isn't white.

White people are from Northern Europe. They never look like that. It still amazes me how many people throw that word around without even knowing what the hell a white person is. :confused: :eek:

[travisio]

i wasted so much time last night. instead of going to sleep at 10 like i should have, i skated around campus, drank whisky and smoked cigarettes until 4 in the morning.

and now i'm drunk at work.

[Chahin]

White people are from Northern Europe.

Please explain that sentence to me.

[skistar]

I'm glad to know that I am "officially" white, even though I had some sort of suspicion of that the whole time!

[panicnation]

^i've actually seen the kind of porn my dad watches. They all got cheesy 80s hair and clown lipstick. Not a pretty sight.

[landho]

^i've actually seen the kind of porn my dad watches. They all got cheesy 80s hair and clown lipstick. Not a pretty sight.

Would be a little weirder and creepier, I imagine, if your dad were watching a bunch of 18-year-old cum-guzzling buttsluts do their thing.