superconfessional

[seraphim]

fuck being ashamed of that, breaking a bed is a rite of passage. you've not had proper sex until furniture has been destroyed.

[gramps]

Once I killed a man during sex.

He's never coming back.

[landho]

Once I killed a man during sex.

He's never coming back.

So I guess you weren't fucking Jesus.

[gramps]

There's a spear of Longinus joke in there somewhere.

[Disillusioned]

the girl I hooked up with last night broke my bed. oh god.

Bed made of laminated particle board? Next time get a wood bed so there is less breakage.

[azn8oi]

don't hate on ikea

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[geekbonchic]

I've got enough liquor in me to have an excuse in the morning.

FUCK YOU, DISILLUSIONED.

NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK.

AS MUCH "FUN" AS YOU THINK YOU'RE HAVING, I CAN GUARANTEE YOU THAT EVERYONE ELSE IS HAVING MORE.

AT YOUR EXPENSE.

FUCK YOU.

/begin wait for idiotic response and fugly WAYWT

[mrip]

There's a spear of Longinus joke in there somewhere.

what?

[keagan]

My mom has ovarian cancer. I've boycotted all minimal techno intill the cancer is eaten by my guilt complex...

[azn8oi]

on the bright side, you will never have the chance to get an unannounced baby sister ever again//////////////////////////

[Serge]

on the bright side, you will never have the chance to get an unannounced baby sister ever again//////////////////////////

too soon(0)

[FunkyFrenchy]

My computer is diing... slowly...

[skiniks]

My computer is diing... slowly...

apparently your spelling skills are as well.

[freecat]

^ can I steal your sig ?

confession to my parent, i put the url on my testament: i lied about the internet being pirated from 1998 to 2000, there was no pirate using our internet 50 hours+, but it was me.

[jeepster]

i received a month ban from the TFS for telling some poster in waywt he was ugly and should kill himself.

too harsh?

i'm pleasantly amused.

[skiniks]

^ can I steal your sig ?

confession to my parent, i put the url on my testament: i lied about the internet being pirated from 1998 to 2000, there was no pirate using our internet 50 hours+, but it was me.

the sig is meant to be stolen. spread the good word!

[e0d9n0b5]

the sig is just going to encourage her to post more...

this forums seems unable to get rid of her, but you know what will work? ignoring her.

i think the sig should be "shut up about disillusioned"

[skiniks]

shut up e0d9n0b5.

[junglejane]

i received a month ban from the TFS for telling some poster in waywt he was ugly and should kill himself.

too harsh?

i'm pleasantly amused.

who did you tell this to?!?? (curious)

[jeepster]

who did you tell this to?!?? (curious)

Crying Diamonds. he butchers respectable brands and his hair makes me think of an aging magician or one of those dungeon & dragons LARP afficionados.

i told him he should kill himself the second time around. the first time i just said, "you ruin completely respectable brands and you have very little concept of how to dress yourself. also, cut your hair, it's on some penn & teller level of lameness" or something along those lines.

[samsikle]

finally i'm back in the office "working" when actually i'm checking superfuture for $12/hr. feels great!

[landho]

finally i'm back in the office "working" when actually i'm checking superfuture for $12/hr. feels great!

$36 an hour, if you count the actual time you check SuFu given busy servers.

[samsikle]

yeah damned busy server :[

[notesee]

My roommate cleaned the living room yesterday. And my car keys which are always in the living room ended up missing. He completely denied it, saying that he definitely looked through the stuff and my keys weren't in the pile of shit he threw out.

But I didn't trust his dumb ass. I figured they were in the garbage which the rest of the stuff he threw out, so this morning I dug through about 3 bags of rained on garbage and finally found them.

[jeepster]

My roommate cleaned the living room yesterday. And my car keys which are always in the living room ended up missing. He completely denied it, saying that he definitely looked through the stuff and my keys weren't in the pile of shit he threw out.

But I didn't trust his dumb ass. I figured they were in the garbage which the rest of the stuff he threw out, so this morning I dug through about 3 bags of rained on garbage and finally found them.

that sucks jimmy... at least the weather turned back to nice this afternoon. was awful these last couple of days.

[Charlie Delta]

Did you empty the 3 bags on his bed afterwards?

I'd be so fucking pissed....

[bouwnt]

you should eat HIS keys now and in 2 days make him sift through your waste.

[Charlie Delta]

Ah yes, or that...

[Corbin Law]

everyone on the fashion spot blows

i want to have a bacchanal.

[jeepster]

god i hate this whole AP exam bullshit. i wanna go firebomb the Collegeboard building (its on the upper east side somewhere... i've walked by it), but like Skynet in Terminator, it's self-aware, and it can't be stopped.

there is no way i'm going to get above a 3 on this exam. god i hate you AP Govnerment.