superconfessional

[azn8oi]

I Thought Three Red Bulls Would Help Me Right A 10 Page Paper On An Excerpt From Sartre's Being And Nothingness On Bad Faith But Now I Just Feel Like I'm On A Combination Of Crack And Meth And I Cant Sit Still.

Someone Give Me A Remedy For This Please. How Does One Suppress The Effects Of Caffeine? I Already Tried Smoking A Bowl But It Just Made Me Think More At An Even More Rapid Pace.

The Paper Is Due Tomorrow Early So I Need To Chill And Write It Quick Or Im Screwed. Fuck. Pls Help

You already fucked up on the first step. You're supposed to save the Red Bulls for AFTER 11PM. Don't drink 3 cans in a short span of time because that shit is horrendous for your heart. What you should do now is drink a lot of water because your body is deprived of water right now. There is a lot of sugar and caffeine saturated in your body. Drink water and go pee until your piss aint bright orange anymore. This might take up to 4-5 pees, but I'm sure that won't take a long time considering how many energy drinks you downed.

Don't even bother laying down and sleeping because it won't happen. You will lay in bed and hear your heart pounding. You might start to hallucinate, but anyways, you won't really have a proper REM cycle so don't waste your time.

You'll be OK to write your paper by 11PM.

[jetlenoir]

You already fucked up on the first step. You're supposed to save the Red Bulls for AFTER 11PM. Don't drink 3 cans in a short span of time because that shit is horrendous for your heart. What you should do now is drink a lot of water because your body is deprived of water right now. There is a lot of sugar and caffeine saturated in your body. Drink water and go pee until your piss aint bright orange anymore. This might take up to 4-5 pees, but I'm sure that won't take a long time considering how many energy drinks you downed.

Don't even bother laying down and sleeping because it won't happen. You will lay in bed and hear your heart pounding. You might start to hallucinate, but anyways, you won't really have a proper REM cycle so don't waste your time.

You'll be OK to write your paper by 11PM.

No way man. His blood sugar is going to plummet at some point. Drinking tons of water will make that worse. Drink water steadily. Not too much. On top of that he's going to crash. Drink a cup of tea once in a while and snack on fruits and or veggies.

Try to relax. Ween yourself off of the caffeine overdose slowly so that you can stay awake.

Bad move.

[joey_formal]

ive got mad farts tonight.

[sidneylo]

ive got mad farts tonight.

I've opened the windows tonight.

Lies, this CDG2 smells like farts. Doo doo even.

[joey_formal]

thats right cdg bottles my farts up and peddles that shit for $65 per 50ml thats balla status haha

[geekbonchic]

Tom Ford's cologne is made of the sweat they collect off his exposed chest.

[branespload]

(10:46:59 PM) kyoot korean grl: http://shop.nordstrom.com/S/2958007/0~2376778~2372807~6012347~6012367?mediumthumbnail=Y&origin=category&searchtype=&pbo=6012367&P=1

(10:47:50 PM) no longer kyoot korean grl: i think they're cute

[mr fluffernutter]

joey and sidney live together

[Servo2000]

joey and sidney live together

I'm afraid I need more proof before we jump to any hasty conclusions.

[joey_formal]

sufu love connections.

[geekbonchic]

(10:46:59 PM) kyoot korean grl: http://shop.nordstrom.com/S/2958007/0~2376778~2372807~6012347~6012367?mediumthumbnail=Y&origin=category&searchtype=&pbo=6012367&P=1

(10:47:50 PM) no longer kyoot korean grl: i think they're cute

Better drop that bitch like a hot rock before she stinks up your reputation.

[Liberation1945]

can i set up a tent in the patio?

[mrpenguin354]

Honestly, it feels good to know someone is experiencing something similar to what you just went through.

My ex cheated on me after three years. Yes, she's gone. Yeah it still sucks after two months.

Kubler-Ross stages don't seem to stop.

[joey_formal]

can i set up a tent in the patio?

when ever you like, you and your lady can camp on the patio.

[Liberation1945]

oh sweet. i'll get up mad early and make breakfast and shit too. we can have pajama parties.

[joey_formal]

hell yes! make me some waffles!

[Lab]

I'm comin' to NYC in June...

erm, that's where y'all are at, right? I'm making a Seven and Atelier run...wanna tag along?

[lawlercopterz]

i hate everyone in my hallway, and want to punch whoever keeps playing chocolate rain really loudly.

[cinderella]

i am ~~hAAAAMERRRRREDDD~~

I had a really srs conversation tonight with a Parisian male, and I asked him which arrondissement (or however you spell it..) he lived in (7th?)

confession: wtf I have no idea where they are/ what they mean, I only asked so I would seem knowledgable/cultured.

[landho]

i am ~~hAAAAMERRRRREDDD~~

I had a really srs conversation tonight with a Parisian male, and I asked him which arrondissement (or however you spell it..) he lived in (7th?)

confession: wtf I have no idea where they are/ what they mean, I only asked so I would seem knowledgable/cultured.

Here's a hint: a man likes a girl who puts her hand on his crotch more than a so-called "knowledgeable" or "cultured" girl.

[sistersuzie]

I'm super excited: I'm going to Toronto this weekend

I'm moving to my OWN place on the first of June, no more roommates, yay!

I want to buy and make so much.

But I really wanna get a glass coffee table.

Or maybe black glass coffee table.

[Air Max]

I like those damn scarves you see hipsters wearing a lot. I dunno what they're called...

That feels good to get off my chest.

[kyo]

^ keffiyeh

[branespload]

^ shemagh?

edit: i think UO or whatever the hipster clothing supplier is calls them "anti war scarves"

[salaryman]

I sometimes wonder what it would be like to rip off her pantsuits and hate-fuck hillary clinton, seeing if I could keep it up while she talked about universal health care.

[julzkind]

i like the word keffiyeh better, i have never irl heard it called a shemagh.

and i don't even know how i would say shemagh.

[ProfMonnitoff]

i just found out that my ex is in a spencer tunick piece. i've been looking through them all day trying to find her

[jetlenoir]

I like those damn scarves you see hipsters wearing a lot. I dunno what they're called...

That feels good to get off my chest.

^ shemagh?

edit: i think UO or whatever the hipster clothing supplier is calls them "anti war scarves"

Fuck that shit. The last thing I want to see is a hipster going east with his neckwear. Especially if you live in Europe. We have quite the neckwear tradition in the west. Respect your daddy and keep off of the shemaghs.

[RFKorp]

Saw a couple guys rather sufu'd out at a concert last night. readytoignite is the only person I can think of who would have likely been into the particular music at hand (and who I think I got the impression lives around here) but I have no idea what he looks like. So I didn't really think much about it. But now it's still bothering me.

[polishmike]

I know readytoignite went to england to see a game on sunday so he might not be back yet, but you never know...