superconfessional

[_ironman]

there are birds chirping outside my house incessantly and it's 2am. wtf don't these birds need sleep?

added note: there is now also a cat that sounds like it's drunk.

[Le Buttsecks]

steve harvey's hairline is drawn in... i know it... it has to be

back to the subject at hand: theres this bum that takes out the trash at the shop. he's pretty decorated; been to october fest twice, can speak german (he's black), toured parts of asia, has a filipino wife (the fact that he has a wife amazed me), has stories out the ass...

but i know he does drugs, is a alcoholic, and im sure the couple of bucks i give him for his work goes to these habits. i dont want to give him money at times because i know the end result but i know he has/had it rough growing up and in the military, so ill keep chucking him a couple of dollars plus those stories are great.

[moy]

there are birds chirping outside my house incessantly and it's 2am. wtf don't these birds need sleep?

added note: there is now also a cat that sounds like it's drunk.

I hate that shit. I think they're mockingbirds.

[sidneylo]

My roommate doesn't know shit about cooking and/or maintaining a kitchen. In the past she has:

• Used a fork to stir scrambled eggs in a non-stick pan
  
• Used one of my nice vegetable knives as a screwdriver
  

And whenever I correct her—because she's scratching off the non-stick coating or breaking my knives—she gives me this face. And I want to slap her and tell her that she doesn't know shit in the kitchen and should be grateful I'm not calling her out on her complete ineptitude.

My roommate loves to cook fish. She loves to dry cook everything on a steaming hot pan and use the pot cover to steam the fish. When she is done she leaves the lingering raw fish smell to permeate inside the metal and everything in the kitchen smells like ass.

When she gets around to it, she rinses it with cold water and puts it on the drying rack.

She makes copious amounts of pudding and lets it rot when she's done.

I feel your pain.

[DüM]

sidney, just wait until she pass out after a masturbating session and smother her with her pillow, then stab her multiple times for fun. chop her up into thousands of small pieces that you can periodically slip into that last fourth of the burrito you throw away anyway until she's all gone and no one even missed her fat ass already dammit.

[salaryman]

My roommate loves to cook fish.

In college my buddy used to bang this white-trash broad who wore dirty keds, cut-off jean-shorts, and a pantera t-shirt every day. Whenever I came home and they were done boning the house smelled like boiled catfish for days.

[landho]

My roommate loves to cook fish. She loves to dry cook everything on a steaming hot pan and use the pot cover to steam the fish. When she is done she leaves the lingering raw fish smell to permeate inside the metal and everything in the kitchen smells like ass.

When she gets around to it, she rinses it with cold water and puts it on the drying rack.

She makes copious amounts of pudding and lets it rot when she's done.

I feel your pain.

She deserves one of these:

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[Yardsale]

i love how holly hunter and jodie foster talk. aaaaaah

[Guest winq]

there are birds chirping outside my house incessantly and it's 2am. wtf don't these birds need sleep?

added note: there is now also a cat that sounds like it's drunk.

In shanghai there were a few cats outside my apartment that literally sound like little humans. First time I heard them I thought someone dumped a baby outside. They also talk to each other in this odd language.

[azn8oi]

They fight to a bloody mess too.

[geekbonchic]

I am incredibly jealous of Anthony Bourdain's life.

[mrip]

THAT SOUNDS LlKE A RANDOM THOUGHT TO ME

[Disillusioned]

My roommate loves to cook fish. She loves to dry cook everything on a steaming hot pan and use the pot cover to steam the fish. When she is done she leaves the lingering raw fish smell to permeate inside the metal and everything in the kitchen smells like ass.

When she gets around to it, she rinses it with cold water and puts it on the drying rack.

She makes copious amounts of pudding and lets it rot when she's done.

I feel your pain.

recently, this one guy who was interested in me invited me over to his aparment a couple times for dinner. his female roomie would always leave messes in the kitchen such as dry oatmeal on the oven, large volumes of dishes, etc.

i am not an anal neat freak, but i have always been OCD about food messes. plus it's just a courtesy thing. it is expected that if you share a space with someone, you should hold up your end of the chores. guess some people don't get it.

[Charlie Delta]

The bike is gone.

It wasn't me...

[junglejane]

I have recently discovered that I really enjoy cooking. I can make a risotto with shrimp and zucchine that KICKS ASS.

next meetup, sufu cook-off??

[pantheist]

i love how holly hunter and jodie foster talk. aaaaaah

i cant stand holly hunter's lighting bolt lip. movies with her are instantly unwatchable for this reason alone.

[freecat]

The bike is gone.

It wasn't me...

Maybe someone borrowed it and it'll be back in a few days.

[willy cheesesteak]

a car just drove past my building blasting "celine dion - wind beneath my wings"...

i loved every 6 seconds of it.

[freecat]

lol celine dion

[landho]

a car just drove past my building blasting "celine dion - wind beneath my wings"...

i loved every 6 seconds of it.

Nothing compares to the Bette Midler version.

[jl3969]

I have recently discovered that I really enjoy cooking.

you ARE a girl so no surprises. it's how baby jeezus intended.

[junglejane]

dude that babby jeezus better NOT get home from work and start demandin' food on the table, because if I'm not in the mood for cooking, there will be no homecooked meals up in here.

[landho]

dude that babby jeezus better NOT get home from work and start demandin' food on the table, because if I'm not in the mood for cooking, there will be no homecooked meals up in here.

If I'm not hitting the butt of my utensils on the table clamoring for food, then shit, I'm not breathing.

[Gouf]

filipino parties are really cliquish. like if you don't know a good amount of people in the group it's not very much fun.

case and point.

plus a fuckin room full of hypebeasts and beastettes speaking nonsensically about mainstream tv shows, highschool type level gossip, and how they all went out and got digital SLR cameras while sitting in a circle looking at mirror images of themselves is fucking boring and lame.

Do they not know? DIVERSITY IS KEY

[khoiphan92]

i sent a turd to someones house

[samsikle]

last night i stayed up late watching japanese dramas and "to catch a predator"

[sybaritical]

All this Ninjahood nonsense has really messed my Paypal account up.

Now I have to confirm my business? I don't have a business ... least, not that sort of business, anyway.

[jordanelias]

So I went to take the bus today, but realised that I forgot a book. I went home, grabbed the book and drove to the university.

So I bused home from the university today, but realised that I forgot a van. I got driven to the university, grabbed the van and drove home.

[junglejane]

syb: I just got that same shit yesterday. I've apparently reached a money receiving limit that requires PP to have my ID and proof of residence based on the new anti money-laundering law. WTF? I've had it for 3 years and just now am reaching that limit, it's not like I buy shiz for 2000 a pop. fuck paypal.

[sybaritical]

Yeah that's it, I got exactly the same. Automated phone calls to confirm I'm who I say I am, bank snoops that I pay for on my credit card to make sure it's my credit card (wadafug?) and something else that I can't remember right now. Grrrrrr.

Be alright if I was the one cleaning up, but I'm just doing my friends a favour.