superconfessional

[sycamore no more]

cheer up jer. at least she told you to your face instead of plotting something to hide the fact that she doesn't love you anymore. you'll probably lose 20 pounds by the time you're ok

if i lose 20 pounds i'll finally be able to fit into size 28 jeans.

[khoiphan92]

this is my favorite thread

[realmyth83]

if i lose 20 pounds i'll finally be able to fit into size 28 jeans.

sorry to be mean but depression often makes ppl fatter...

stay strong. +rep.

[julzkind]

sorry to be mean but depression often makes ppl fatter...

stay strong. +rep.

not always...i lost about 10lbs in 1 1/2 weeks when my marriage was falling apart...and like 5 more lbs after. on the other hand, i might have been happy the whole time this was happening so you might be right after all.

sycamore,

[mswill_i_am]

i had a dream last night that rome1 cooked me dinner.

[khoiphan92]

that shouldnt be a confession.

[gramps]

sorry to be mean but depression often makes ppl fatter...

stay strong. +rep.

I read thist sentence just as I was up-ending a bag of skittles into my mouf.

[landho]

After reading—and enjoying it—The Wasteland, I felt like a bit of a douchebag.

The first stanza may be my very favorite in all of poetry. It had a profound influence on not only how I thought about writing but also how I wrote.

Also, you may want to reconsider your use of "douchebag." A douchebag is more the type of guy who wears thumb rings and holds after-parties in a hot tub. I think the term you're looking for here is "pretentious prick."

[azn8oi]

You callin Mike Lowrey half a douchebag? Actually, he probably does hot tub things too since he lives in Suomi.

Are those fighting words?!

[landho]

You callin Mike Lowrey half a douchebag? Actually, he probably does hot tub things too since he lives in Suomi.

Are those fighting words?!

I attended my friend's voice recital once, and there was this semi-attractive girl sitting next to me who sported not one but two toe rings. I couldn't stop looking at them. I kind of felt like the narrator of "The Tell-Tale Heart" because everything else--the venue, my friend's recital, etc.--faded into the background as I stared with morbid fascination at this thing that (for some reason) revolted me so.

I'm not looking for a fight, but I will say this: a man should have a thumb or a ring but no way he should have both. I'll just leave it at that.

[azn8oi]

Don't worry. I already repped you for trumping the shit out of me in the random thoughts thread.

[DüM]

i had a dream last night that rome1 cooked me dinner.

this is hilarious. and creepy.

[Ahlvahroe]

i finally gave in and went to the doctor, he told me i had a nasal infection, that moved to my throat. if i wasnt in such pain i still wouldnt not have gone, i actually havent eaten anything in 2 days cause the throat pain is unbearable. hopefully all the medicine i got works

[mswill_i_am]

this is hilarious. and creepy.

i told billy when we woke up. pretty funny. (+creepy)

[Wesley Pipes]

I guess this is the place to admit that I am baffled by steve harvey's hairline it is so unaturally perfect it scares me. I think about it for a good 10-20 minutes a day I just don't understand it but I know it is really creepin me the fuck out.

[Darkadious]

i should probably bring sun screen next time i'm at willow springs

fucking desert

and what the fuck are these new fullscreen ads?

i was only

gone for maybe a month

edit - holy shit rep bars just scared me

[jewbagel]

I guess this is the place to admit that I am baffled by steve harvey's hairline it is so unaturally perfect it scares me. I think about it for a good 10-20 minutes a day I just don't understand it but I know it is really creepin me the fuck out.

Once while trapped in a Burlington Coat Factory somewhere outside of Phoenix I came across a rather large selection of Steve Harvey Suits. I was lucky enough to try on a four-button white number with black pinstripes myself and I haven't gone back since.

http://media.azteca.net/Majik_Show_300k.mov

& a link to the site:

http://steveharvey.com/collection.html

[geekbonchic]

Once while trapped in a Burlington Coat Factory somewhere outside of Phoenix I came across a rather large selection of Steve Harvey Suits. I was lucky enough to try on a four-button white number with black pinstripes myself and I haven't gone back since.

http://media.azteca.net/Majik_Show_300k.mov

Pics or it didn't happen.

I'm hoping that it didn't actually happen.

[Servo2000]

I'm running out of vaguely pleasant things to say to an acquaintance of mine who just lost an old friend and I feel sort of bad about it.

[Yardsale]

Tonight I was helping my roommate with her computer. She was wearing pajamas. I was in a position such that looking down her shirt was simply impossible for me to avoid. As luck would have it, she had decided to not wear a bra, which meant that what I thought would simply be a nice cleavage view turned out to be a super duper full boob and nipple view. BTW she's hot. And 18.

So I guess I need to confess the sin of looking at my hot roommate's boob without her knowledge or permission, and likely utilising said image while making a knuckle hot dog in the near future.

gonna need pics. sorry, its a superconfessional bylaw. I don't make the rules, I just enforce them.

[jewbagel]

Tonight I was helping my roommate with her computer. She noticed I had looked at porn on it and wondered what exactly happened.

So I guess I need to confess the sin of looking at porn.

Fixed it for you

[mellowbonsai]

geekbonchic, i dont think ive ever seen a waywt from you, but regardless, youve assimilated into supertrash more easily than any other noob to memory

[Corbin Law]

a i had two massive competitions today

and a road tip mid day to get between them

and i lost both

and i feel fucking great

now i am free of so many obligations

and i can enjoy the rest of my year

[dismalfuture]

geekbonchic, i dont think ive ever seen a waywt from you, but regardless, youve assimilated into supertrash more easily than any other noob to memory

He posts a WAYWT like every other day. Maybe a hint will help you find him? He is the Asian kid wearing April 77's....

[un-]

I guess this is the place to admit that I am baffled by steve harvey's hairline it is so unaturally perfect it scares me. I think about it for a good 10-20 minutes a day I just don't understand it but I know it is really creepin me the fuck out.

He probably gets it shaped up every hour...

[sleazie ninja number 47]

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[geekbonchic]

He posts a WAYWT like every other day. Maybe a hint will help you find him? He is the Asian kid wearing April 77's....

This is the most helpful description ever offered. (10)

[sleazie ninja number 47]

I have been drinking since last week.

Today, I added the facebook application to my black burrr, and set the right hot key as facebook.

I tried to add mrip as my friendan I hope he accepted me.

If anybody wants to be humiliated in scrabble, feel free to challenge me. OSPD only please.

I feel like whitney right now, except I think she does it on a pearlan which is hardly conceivable. She must have dainty hands.

Somebody buy a hat from me or lend me 20 bucks, I want a burrito.

[whitney]

I have been drinking since last week.

Today, I added the facebook application to my black burrr, and set the right hot key as facebook.

I tried to add mrip as my friendan I hope he accepted me.

If anybody wants to be humiliated in scrabble, feel free to challenge me. OSPD only please.

I feel like whitney right now, except I think she does it on a pearlan which is hardly conceivable. She must have dainty hands.

Somebody buy a hat from me or lend me 20 bucks, I want a burrito.

i was fucking pissed when a bitch stole my old blackberry pearl and it didn't have facebook. the new one i got already has it installed and i don't even use it.. and fuck the applications aren't the same or anything not to mention all the numbers, pictures and shit that bitch made off with..

as for scrabble..

^when flickr works again that picture will show.

you'll be surprised at how fast i can type on the pearl

[landho]

Wanted to buy a hat or two from the Sleaze, but then the prices went zoomzoomzoom:(