superconfessional

[geekbonchic]

I now owe DÃœM my first-born.

But homos don't produce babies.

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Zero babies.

[oOmegaOo]

I guess this is the place to admit that I am baffled by steve harvey's hairline it is so unaturally perfect it scares me. I think about it for a good 10-20 minutes a day I just don't understand it but I know it is really creepin me the fuck out.

He probably gets it shaped up every hour...

Various internet sources state that it is a hair piece. I hope to god it's just internet gossip, as its truth would be tantamount to a child first learning of Santa's nonexistence.

[mellowbonsai]

He posts a WAYWT like every other day. Maybe a hint will help you find him? He is the Asian kid wearing April 77's....

hah, i know you were intending to be ironic, but after reading that i immediately thought of that one fit he had with the grey joeys (colordrives?)

[Darkadious]

i'm reading a few pages on confessional in unusually strange excited accents.

but they vary from post to post

not out loud though. that'd be weird

[mrip]

I tried to add mrip as my friendan I hope he accepted me.

[Charlie Delta]

There is this really nice vintage Swiss army bicycle locked a block from my studio, it's been standing there untouched for at least a month (probably longer, but I've started paying attention about a month ago).

It looks kind of abandoned.

It's reallyreally nice and I feel like taking it, but it's locked so I'd have to cut that wich technically makes it stealing...

But it just stands there, with no one paying attention to it.

Should I attach a note and see if someone takes it off?

I don't want to steal a bike...

What to do superfuture???

[freecat]

Put a post it on it with: "Hi ! Do you use this nice bicycle ?" with a answer field

If there's no answer within say a couple of week, just get a pliers and get it.

When no one use it, it's not stealing, it's wasting.

[Charlie Delta]

^Keep in mind that this is in Amsterdam, there are more bikes outside than inside, houses are small and it's probably a heavy bike, so that's not the reason for it standing outside...

Freecat, I was thinking something along those lines...

Hmmm, maybe I should check if there are some surveilance cams hanging around it...

[khoiphan92]

i want a Cotton Duck

[Charlie Delta]

^If it's been standing outside for over a month, you could consider stealing it...

[khoiphan92]

( maybe )

[Egpt]

^Keep in mind that this is in Amsterdam, there are more bikes outside than inside, houses are small and it's probably a heavy bike, so that's not the reason for it standing outside...

Freecat, I was thinking something along those lines...

Hmmm, maybe I should check if there are some surveilance cams hanging around it...

i wouldn't do it. this reminds me of this "cops" episode in which they left a 1500 dollar bike on the corner of some street and made surveillance to see if anyone stole it and then proceeded to arrest who did it.

[freecat]

more costy option: see who owns it, knock at their door, propose to buy for ... $100.

and next time i come to amsterdam, i'll try to steal a cotton duck.

[ExileOnMainSt]

But if no one sees you steal the bike..

Is it considered stealing!?!?

[2000dB]

If you dont steal it someone else will. Steal it and lock it outside for a month without moving it.

[midnight]

Tonight I was helping my roommate with her computer. She was wearing pajamas. I was in a position such that looking down her shirt was simply impossible for me to avoid. As luck would have it, she had decided to not wear a bra, which meant that what I thought would simply be a nice cleavage view turned out to be a super duper full boob and nipple view. BTW she's hot. And 18.

So I guess I need to confess the sin of looking at my hot roommate's boob without her knowledge or permission, and likely utilising said image while making a knuckle hot dog in the near future.

What college do you go to?? Co-ed roommates?????? lucky fuck

[un-]

Various internet sources state that it is a hair piece. I hope to god it's just internet gossip, as its truth would be tantamount to a child first learning of Santa's nonexistence.

You're right about that one.

[mswill_i_am]

cotton i think the note is a good idea. if no one responds then start cutting and enjoy your new bike.

[percy]

i was fucking pissed when a bitch stole my old blackberry pearl and it didn't have facebook. the new one i got already has it installed and i don't even use it.. and fuck the applications aren't the same or anything not to mention all the numbers, pictures and shit that bitch made off with..

as for scrabble..

^when flickr works again that picture will show.

you'll be surprised at how fast i can type on the pearl

you have a shit rating whitney!!

[Wesley Pipes]

Another thing that creeps me out is T.J Kidd's huge head(Jason Kidd's son). What happened to this kid he has a damn mustache at the age of 9 obviousley something isn't right.

Here is a pic of amare staring at it.

and another one so you could see how big it is in proportion to others.

I just don't get it?

[ktothe]

YOOOOO thats been on my mind for so fucking long. That kids a goddamn mongrel. I cant understand what went wrong with him. The future for him is going to be amazing.

[sean_]

god damn, thats a serious dome

[Wesley Pipes]

^ I no right hopefully for his sake he grows into that bobblehead.

[Wesley Pipes]

The oddest thing about this kid is his mom is a dimpiece and his dad is alright(no homo) so I don't understand how this tragedy happened.

His head is bigger than the damn trophy WOW

no comment

[geekbonchic]

Those girls look straight up scary. One on the left has the face of a 30 year old cab driver and the one up top looks like she's already had some work done. Holy hell. Genetic disaster.

[skiniks]

his mom is a dimpiece and his dad is alright(no homo)

jason kidd is actually a pretty ugly dude...

[geekbonchic]

I give my vegan and vegetarian friends a lot of shit because I love meat so much. But these...

...are so fucking good. And vegan. I can't let them know.

[dunkin deeznuts]

YOOOOO thats been on my mind for so fucking long. That kids a goddamn mongrel. I cant understand what went wrong with him. The future for him is going to be amazing.

god damn, thats a serious dome

huuuuuge!

[azn8oi]

that last pic has GOT to be photoshopped.

WHAT??

[inaya]

^ Although that head is shocking, I find his daughter's 30 year old Mexican man's mug a bit more disturbing.