superconfessional

[dunkin deeznuts]

YOOOOO thats been on my mind for so fucking long. That kids a goddamn mongrel. I cant understand what went wrong with him. The future for him is going to be amazing.

god damn, thats a serious dome

huuuuuge!

[azn8oi]

that last pic has GOT to be photoshopped.

WHAT??

[inaya]

^ Although that head is shocking, I find his daughter's 30 year old Mexican man's mug a bit more disturbing.

[percy]

women (ten chars)

[Bona Drag]

i got picked up by a cougar last night

it was mad lulz from beginning to end

i barely had to do anything, and she invited me back to her place

i couldn't do it though; too fucking weird

[moy]

Last night I found out the girl that I like has the same feelings for me but the catch is that my friend (and future roommate) is pretty much already dating her. He's playing her and three other girls and she knows this but I think she thinks that she needs the intimacy or something. I put it out there to her and we kissed and now I'm just hoping that she's smart enough to realize that I can treat her better than my friend. I just hate waiting.

[Disillusioned]

I give my vegan and vegetarian friends a lot of shit because I love meat so much. But these...

...are so fucking good. And vegan. I can't let them know.

^ tried these myself (formerly worked in organic grocery biz) and they are indeed all they are cracked up be. only wish they were a tad cheaper.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

^^i like ur sig.

[jeepster]

someone from the internet recognized me in public.

word. (?) (9)

[Mr Waffles]

my ex girlfriend is drunk at some party for her work and wants to fuck me (her words) so i think i may go over there. She's still kinda into me and im not that into her.

Im gonna go fuck her though.

im almost a god at mario kart 64.

[2000dB]

im almost a god at mario kart 64.

You're a few years late, no? Better now than never I guess...

[Leonard Leroy]

Last night I found out the girl that I like has the same feelings for me but the catch is that my friend (and future roommate) is pretty much already dating her. He's playing her and three other girls and she knows this but I think she thinks that she needs the intimacy or something. I put it out there to her and we kissed and now I'm just hoping that she's smart enough to realize that I can treat her better than my friend. I just hate waiting.

no don't wait, downward spiral

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i rather have sex and play smash brothers than go to school.

[Servo2000]

You're a few years late, no? Better now than never I guess...

These days it's all about the red sparks.

[sidneylo]

One day everything is kosher with your girl then the next it's like wtf, you eatin' pork? Shiiiiiit.

:|

[geekbonchic]

no don't wait, downward spiral

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i rather have sex and play smash brothers than go to school.

Seriously. This shit has happened all too often. Fuckers think that just because you aren't pawing all over their shit means that you aren't interested or you don't have a spine. Naw. It's because I'm a gentleman. But nowadays I'm a gentleman who doesn't sit on my hands.

[landho]

But nowadays I'm a gentleman who doesn't sit on my hands.

Finally got tired of "the stranger"?

[geekbonchic]

Even though I got an extension on my paper for totally legitimate reasons, I still feel guilty.

[cinderella]

I have skipped class (recently) to continue particularily interesting dreams.

I dream really vividly, I dunno, maybe that's why..

[styleofmind]

I found out that I hooked up with a 190cm tall, 80kg girl on Saturday night.

I am never drinking and smoking copious amounts like that ever again. EVER.

I found a picture of her on Facebook and I'm being completely serious when I say that she's got tits bigger than my head.

[m1sterko]

check for stds

[landho]

Saw a stylin / cute girl yesterday (not at all common in Az) at the bus stop, Didnt do shit despite sitting next to her on the bus for 20min cause I bitched out.

dammit.wtf I aint in middle school no more but I got that same feeling in my gut I did way back when I would approach a girl.

hope I see her again

Please put a missed-connections ad in your local weekly. Something like:

You: Stylin'/cute chick at bus stop. Me: Nervous Nelly next to you. Couldn't come up with good one-liner in the twenty minutes I spent in your company. You don't regret the things you do; you regret the things you don't do. Coffee/buttsex?

[Fuuma]

What if she doesn't like coffee, you know how those vegans and their ilk are with stimulants and stuff. I'd play it safe and write "green tea/buttsex" for maximum results.

[percy]

I have skipped class (recently) to continue particularily interesting dreams.

I dream really vividly, I dunno, maybe that's why..

i always find that i have vivid dreams if i wake up and then go back to sleep, especially during the morning/day. sometimes i end up in a sleep trance and cant wake myself up.

ps. i always dreamin' 'bout you

[gramps]

Nono, these bohemian types require a little refinement in terminology. I would go with "chai latte (free trade of course/la belle choc" or something like that. Frenchifying it is always good.

[landho]

But it seems that we are all agreed on the "buttsex" part, right?

[freecat]

I found out that I hooked up with a 190cm tall, 80kg girl on Saturday night.

I am never drinking and smoking copious amounts like that ever again. EVER.

I found a picture of her on Facebook and I'm being completely serious when I say that she's got tits bigger than my head.

url of the facebook or it didn't happen

[ianpalermo]

This weekend I got my girlfriend drunk on Captain and Ginger at some terrible bar then proceeded to sign her up for karaoke. I thought it would be a disaster, but she totally killed "Separate Ways." Foiled again.

[lmaozedong]

i'm wearing diesel

[billy dee williams]

4th prestige lvl 43

[Fookums]

Saw a stylin / cute girl yesterday (not at all common in Az) at the bus stop, Didnt do shit despite sitting next to her on the bus for 20min cause I bitched out.

dammit.wtf I aint in middle school no more but I got that same feeling in my gut I did way back when I would approach a girl.

hope I see her again

BUS STOP YOU SAY?

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all the advice you need for picking chicks up at a busstop