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fade to black 3 : BACK AND BLACKER

brought to you by Ambien

coming summer 08

but seriously i feel bad for the guy.

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right now i feel like i've lost all direction in my life...lost my mojo so to speak.

i feel like i really need to get out of where I am, cut off everything that is giving me this safety net which is making me so comfortably numb...and start a whole new life and build a new identity for myself.

i've always been fascinated with disappearing...like one day just gone, without having to look back. Unfortunately I don't have the courage or strength to follow through with it in a productive manner. (note: to people who take this as a suicide note, it's not...i don't mean dying, just going somewhere else and starting fresh without anyone knowing who i am)

Man this must be the lowest point in my life...

So why not do it man? Disappearing is the pessimistic way of saying 'going someplace'... let's be real here and admit that when you do go someplace new, even if you're the most highly thought of, most loved person, people will check up on you for about 6 months tops, and then forget about you. All a cycle of life, then you resurface and pick up old ties, shed the old ones you didn't want before. I do it all the time.

Word! Life is all about the yin-yang mannnn.

Its all about balance. BELIEVE DAT.

People will come and go. Bitches will fuck you over. Friends will back-stab you. But what-eva doesn't kill you, makes you a BALLIN MUTHA FUCKA!!!

You gotta remember that HAPPINESS is all RELATIVE.

And your body adjusts to self-referential states of happiness. It accomodates. It adaptz. It's why you gotz all these B.A.L.L.A.s doin coke and killing themselves even tho they make millionz, mannnn. But you gotz poor broke kids in third-world countries that couldn't be happier.

It's cuz they aint stable inside mannn.

If your code identity is solid, nuthin can fuck you!

Forget bout bitches! Forget about status! Just hustle and improve yourself man!

The rest will all come!

AND STOP THINKING BOUT YOSELF ALL THE TIME MAN!

GIVE & CARE TO OTHERS!

DAT WILL MAKE U FEEL BETTER IN NO TIME!

REMEMBER: LIVE THE LIFE + LIVE THE DREAM

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damn djrajio kicking the positivity

some people aer just more sensitive then others.

1. get laid

2. if thats not an option, get porn and throw a self inflicted

3. good luck, its a tough world out here (the real world/road rules and internetz)

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I don't understand. At all.

Why would you knowingly make yourself look like a complete tool in front of

everyone you know?

:confused:

Confession: dating a girl 6.5 inches taller than I am is surprisingly easy.

Of those 300+ people I'm actually personally friends with less than 20. The 20ish people I'm really friends with will immediately know it's a joke. The rest of the people, the ones likely to show up and be turned away, are not people of any consequence, so I'm not really concerned.

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Of those 300+ people I'm actually personally friends with less than 20. The 20ish people I'm really friends with will immediately know it's a joke. The rest of the people, the ones likely to show up and be turned away, are not people of any consequence, so I'm not really concerned.

^^^ I signed myself up for the dinner. I doubt i'll show up as it's fake, but if i do, there's no way i could eat all the vegan food. I'll have to bring a small supply of veal for me to munch on.

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:( fade_to_black3?

i dont know why but i always though it would be fade3black, i know it doesnt make sense but it seems right.

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just writing a letter to paypal to bitch about the $700 disappeared from my account for no reason at all. typed 900 something characters and closed the tab by accident.. arrrrrggghhh

I like that you're posting more.

You used to be elusive. Like Pikachu. Pop in, pop out, 'bolt a bitch, knamsayin', and you were cruisin'. Not lettin' anyone slow those WAYWTs down, chuggin' em out, and when a punk shit talks, you hit 'im with the home run bat. Infinite damage. Nothin' but a dot in the sky after you're through. Drop the stock to 1 and end that brawl early. Nothin' sadder than a Mario who can't chain throw. Charge up that smash and bake his dough.

And I can help out with your $700 hole problem if you'd answer your PMs (millionth time I've posted this) and let me buy some shit.

Chiggachu.

pikachu.gif

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I like that you're posting more.

You used to be elusive. Like Pikachu. Pop in, pop out, 'bolt a bitch, knamsayin', and you were cruisin'. Not lettin' anyone slow those WAYWTs down, chuggin' em out, and when a punk shit talks, you hit 'im with the home run bat. Infinite damage. Nothin' but a dot in the sky after you're through. Drop the stock to 1 and end that brawl early. Nothin' sadder than a Mario who can't chain throw. Charge up that smash and bake his dough.

And I can help out with your $700 hole problem if you'd answer your PMs (millionth time I've posted this) and let me buy some shit.

Chiggachu.

pikachu.gif

Thank you, Lab. Best post in recent history.

WHY HAVE I NOT PLAYED BRAWL YET?!?!?!?!

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I was put on academic probation because some teacher fucked up and put the wrong grade, I added up the points and there was no possible way I could've gotten a D. I e-mailed him about my grade on the final and sure enough he said I got a C in the class. Do I tell him to fix it or take it to the front desk?

either way, yay.

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[nerd]I kind of want to get Age of Conan when it comes out. I don't play much, if any, video games anymore, and getting into an MMO would be an extremely bad idea, but it looks great.[/nerd]

4d4NvVlL69I

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An extremely handsome man in a very nice pinstripe suit just dropped off a resume. I want my boss to fire one of the schlumpy straight guys and hire this guy instead.

Superconfession: I WANT TO BANG HIM.

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I wish I could sleep all the time. In between sleeps I do drugs and play disc golf. I also enjoy reading but old hbo on-demand shows usually beat that out.

I am fucking worthless.

Its 4 and I have a paper due and have the full ability and resources to do it, but id rather procrastinate.

fuck America, fuck school, fuck life goals, fuck my high maintenance Audi (that I love), fuck my job, fuck gas prices, fuck high school girls, fuck family guy for being overplayed (clone high is great, youtube), and finallyyyyyyy.

Fuck me not getting my bush rebate check because my mom still claims me as a dependent. I make enough, spend enough on gas, and am in debt. I need that 600. At least my tax return will take a majority of the credit card away.

p.s. I have spent a good deal of my life watching top gear clips. no regrets.

sorry for the several-pages-ago quote but jesus christ me and you must be be long lost twins or something, everything you said applies to me perfectly, except swap out audi for VW. but everything else sounds freakishly familiar, +rep I guess??

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An extremely handsome man in a very nice pinstripe suit just dropped off a resume. I want my boss to fire one of the schlumpy straight guys and hire this guy instead.

Superconfession: I WANT TO BANG HIM.

no homo ?

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An extremely handsome man in a very nice pinstripe suit just dropped off a resume. I want my boss to fire one of the schlumpy straight guys and hire this guy instead.

Superconfession: I WANT TO BANG HIM.

i am not gay ...

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confession:

I REALLY like hard boiled eggs, I made some earlier for dinner and I was actually seriously disappointed that there were only 2 in the fridge because I wanted 4 or so.

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Me and some friends went egging, a friend of mine hit a hobo (I told him to leave the hobo alone..his life must suck as it is...) and another hit a prostitute...I was the driver...lol.

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I almost never neg rep, but I want to neg you right now.

.....................

If you're asian I will bite the bullet.

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don't be so quick to judge, perhaps the hobo thought people were throwing meals at him and he was thankful for it

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