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-some modz on HB iz mad

You have been banned for the following reason:

You talk too much shit; see you in a week. Re-register and you'll be perma-banned.

-i love the tagz idea

-dont wanna go on pinoytalk

-sidney is cute

-i need a fk job

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i fucking hhhhhhhate autocad

wow i love autocad. i remember i took a class and i didnt appreciate it at all.

i wish i still remembered how to use it...

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i just used a plastic comb and a wet washcloth to get spots of puke out of the bottom of my flat heads because i don't want to wash them this early

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SOLlDWURKS FTW

truth

solidworkz > autocad

i used to be an aerospace engineering major, now I'm in advertising

I'll miss you, rapid prototyping

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I learned my lesson to never eat leftover sushi. I was pissing out of my ass at 4 in the morning.

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I learned my lesson to never eat leftover sushi. I was pissing out of my ass at 4 in the morning.

i stay butthole pissin like 24/7

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I had the craziest bike fall today, when i got back up the first thing that popped into my head was "shit, i hope i didn't get a hole in my jeans." Is something wrong with me?

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Took one of those erection pisses where it goes everywhere like when a rookie fire fighter doesn't grip the hose strong enough when it goes flat to full pressure. I also ate asparagus. So if someone asks me why the bathroom smelt like a cat pissed everywhere is because someone did piss everywhere.

brilliant.

asparagus piss is nasty, i hate that shit.

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Took one of those erection pisses where it goes everywhere like when a rookie fire fighter doesn't grip the hose strong enough when it goes flat to full pressure. I also ate asparagus. So if someone asks me why the bathroom smelt like a cat pissed everywhere is because someone did piss everywhere.

i've been getting the double stream even when i haven't cum. just, like, at random times. fucking sucks.

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I wish the most horrible death upon the Music Appreciation teacher.

He's so fucking stupid, not even Mr. Jesus could help him.

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kinda long so bear with me, and not even all that interesting.

i just spent most of the day the flea market. its like the biggest gathering of ghetto people, in one of the only lawless areas that i can think of. i needed some new drawers for my room and i didnt feel like spending money so i chose to go there cause i knew i could get em for cheap. the guy said i had to pay cash cause he would have to charge me taxes if i paid with credit, so i hit the atm and bought em.

then he has this kid, like 9 years old, wheel it to the car. what the fuck is up with this child labor right there. oh well, doesnt matter cause i got my drawers, and i tipped teh kid so i didnt feel that horrible about it. after than i went back and kept walking around and was so tempted to buy from teh sea of bootleg merchandise but i choose not to cause fake jordans with fake true religions is not good for the soul.

long story short i got my drawers, ate a corn dog, admired the big booty girls, walked alot, all while hanging out with my family (usually dedicate sundays to the family). love the flea market.

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