superconfessional

[red]

i jumped out of a car once.

it was going like 40mph.

yea.

[cuddlysheep]

i would bone this fob.

i feel like karaokeing. i would hate to wake people up with my awful singing abilities. this is the song i've been listening to all day:

sz_KAgrTfiY

and im jealous that i can't sing this well :T

[superBobo]

I have never boned an asian chick. *sobnofob*

[doctorworm]

CONFESSION

I HATE DIAMONDS

THAT IS ALL

:mad:

:(

now i can't concentrate on studying

[mr fluffernutter]

:(

[percy]

i lied the other day to a store assistant. forgive me.

[jeepster]

im having so much trouble getting back into playing guitar. everything is still there except picking things up by ear. i feel like its left me, if not temporarily then i dunno. its really bumming me out because i always had the ability to pick things out without tablature or notation. just completely by ear.

bummin me out

my hands aren't used to it either

really bumming me out.

[notesee]

I was late to every one of my web design classes class except for two. Sometimes I was over an hour late, it was a 3 hour course. I couldn't wake up before 9:15 and the class started at 9.

The syllabus stated that more than 4 late attendances and you'll lose points on your average. I showed up on time to the final, hoping my teacher wouldn't associate me with being always late in the end.

My friend was trying so hard to get an A, but I don't think she did. Of course, I got one.

[larssss]

i need to think more about making money, and less about spending money.

[Larry!]

^is that movie so bad that admitting to watching it qualifies as a confession?

Oh my god, you have no idea. I would barely qualify it as a movie.

All my friends who are much better qualified than I am are all getting deferred from college and I feel really guilty about it because I really don't think I deserved to get in GW.

[breams]

i would bone this fob.

That chick isn't a fob man. But I do like that Tamia track... I remember listening to that when I was in like grade 7 haha...

[sedx.]

i lost my life savings in vegas this weekend.

not really,, but it sure as fuck feels like it.

[keagan]

I just found a female condom on my bathroom counter.

I donno where it came from????????????

At first I thought it was one of those pink livestrong/brestcancer bracelet things.

Then I figured it out.

not cool

[Fabulaz]

I just found a female condom on my bathroom counter.

I donno where it came from????????????

At first I thought it was one of those pink livestrong/brestcancer bracelet things.

Then I figured it out.

not cool

oh KEEGZ........

[kenthenoob]

keagan is entertaining.

[keagan]

Im starting to think this is actually not a female condom.

I can't figure out what it is. My parents haven't been here in over a week, so it's not theirs.

I had some people over last night really late, i've called everyone that was over and asked them if they knew what it was. no avail...

[keagan]

excuse me

my zipper was unzipped.

[red]

have you asked your mother?

[keagan]

My parents haven't been here in over a week, so it's not theirs

I haven't touched it since I first discovered it. It's (still?) kind of wet.

[lithiumsys]

we appear to have a match?

[Tyler Durden]

perhaps ur tyler durden is a woman.

[red]

well theres only one thing left to do:

tape it to your nose and talk like squidwurt.

[sedx.]

aaaaah, so i didnt even edit this the first time, i just posted again.

i suck.

[sedx.]

edit:

red's idea is sooo much better.

[keagan]

okay.

I decided to smelled it.

It smells like vagina.

I had one human being here last night with a pussy.

It's obviously hers.

I called her but she denied ownership

I am DEVASTATED.

[Caps Lock]

Be like "Bitch its yours, dont deny it".

[keagan]

around 1am I accidently smelled my dogs burp.

Like my nose inches away from his mouth..

It smelled so fucking bad that I almost threw up right there.

Instead I coughed and took a drink of water.

Then I swallowed the water

Then I threw up

I think Im not going to be able to bring myself to eat for days,

[Egpt]

around 1am I accidently smelled my dogs burp.

Like my nose inches away from his mouth..

It smelled so fucking bad that I almost threw up right there.

Instead I coughed and took a drink of water.

Then I swallowed the water

Then I threw up

I think Im not going to be able to bring myself to eat for days,

we have seen you in photos,it's clear you don't eat anyway

[sybaritical]

I confess I don't quite know what to do when the roasting hot Iranian chick I do yoga with sends me facebook chainletter S H I T advertising the merits of friends with benefits.

[Egpt]

I confess I don't quite know what to do when the roasting hot Iranian chick I do yoga with sends me facebook chainletter S H I T advertising the merits of friends with benefits.

i need to get on that yoga tip