superconfessional

[dismalfuture]

i would bone this fob.

I was gonna neg rep, but I've drank a couple beers and come back and can see what you're getting at. I was gonna take the neg rep for flat-faced Korean American girls angle on this one, but this girl could be made presentable with a bit of elbow grease. Some color in her hair, a haircut, a trim of her eyebrows, some makeup, fuck I might even be inclined to take her out in public and buy her dinner.

[whitney]

I quit a horrible job that paid really well in cash and now I'm kind of regretting it and having second thoughts.

Partly because of the lost income but mainly because instead of going to the bank to withdraw money I get paid in person. The job I have now pays by check which I have to deposit and then withdraw or cash out...

[Analog]

i would bone this fob.

You would bone anything. Tha's y I luv u.

[dismalfuture]

I like jobs that pay in cash becuase they give you the difference (or part of) in the taxes they don't have to pay so the rates are enticing, but in the end my superfuturian+addict lifestyle makes me hate those setups because I never end up saving money.

Most of this year and last I had $4K in direct-deposits and an extra $2K in cash every month coming, but that cash just vaporized so quickly it was like I might as well not have even had the second job.

[jeepster]

today was a real senior slump day for me. didn't do anything all day. cut most of my classes, couldn't muster the strength of mind to write something for journalism, generally felt shitty

so close to the holiday break and im feeling so shitty about school. i just want the break to come so i can recharge and become a human again. i feel so sub-anything right now that i can't deal.

i also don't want to take american literature next semester. i just don't want to deal with anything anymore.

seasonal depression i hate you.

[jayrock]

^^^

I feel that. I don't want to be at work right now whatsoever. Luckily my winter vacation starts on Friday. I just have to get some work done in the next couple of days.

On a somewhat related sidenote, I just realised that I have received a pay raise. Cha-ching.

[JohnnyRed]

I'm getting tired of not getting laid. I passed up 3 hot girls that were about and fucked up a friendship/relationship all for the 1 chick I was totally into. Now she's hanging out with her ex, but not getting down with either of us. She says she has feelings for both, but can't act on it until she figures her shit out.

Godammit, at least finish the fucking beej you started 3 weeks ago!!!!

[dismalfuture]

^ you need 'The Code'

[shoreman1782]

I hate listening to students and teachers bitch. The rest of us work all year, assholes.

[JohnnyRed]

^ you need 'The Code'

is that slang for chloroform?

[deep flux]

I pee in the shower

[JohnnyRed]

I pee in the shower

I'm gonna neg rep unless you're a girl

if you're a guy and you dont pee in the shower then you might as well spring for the operation

[GiZMO]

I'm gonna neg rep unless you're a girl

if you're a guy and you dont pee in the shower then you might as well spring for the operation

I used to talk about this with a manfriend. I'd say "oh yeah it's okay to pee on the drain" and he responded talking about how he unleashes it: "what drain?" I can just imagine a wet ceiling.

[deep flux]

It's just too convenient not to do it while you're in there.

[GiZMO]

[Gouf]

^thats probably the funniest shit i've read in a while. "We shall be tracing the culprits by means of DNA matching if the problem persists"

[destructodisk]

I'm too relaxed this break it seems. Either that or I'm depressed.

I stay up until like 8 in the morning, and then sleep until 6 at night. I cut out of social opportunities early so I can come home and watch Heroes and the Sopranos all night long. I don't know what's up but I just don't give a fucc

[yuljo]

sounds like a bunch of superfuturians need to invest in a sad lamp

[keagan]

i am actually happier in the winter than I am in the summer.

in your face superfuture..

[jeepster]

i am actually happier in the winter than I am in the summer.

in your face superfuture..

omgz guyz, keagans is an emo - intervention!

[deep flux]

Emo's are never happy, at any time of year.

[jeepster]

Emo's are never happy, at any time of year.

that is apparently untrue. all the emos at my school are quite happy to skip class, puff on parliament lights, and frolick in the snowy fields that surround my school.

they seem much more content then us humans.

[poshpol]

that is apparently untrue. all the emos at my school are quite happy to skip class, puff on parliament lights, and frolick in the snowy fields that surround my school.

they seem much more content then us humans.

because all time spent not cutting your wrists, is time well spent.

[JohnnyRed]

I'm too relaxed this break it seems. Either that or I'm depressed.

I stay up until like 8 in the morning, and then sleep until 6 at night. I cut out of social opportunities early so I can come home and watch Heroes and the Sopranos all night long. I don't know what's up but I just don't give a fucc

Eh, that's what vacations are for. Fuckin up your sleep schedule, catching up on TV/movies, smoking weed and blowing off your friends. Keep it up

[Serge]

I HAVE BIG THIGHS

I HAVE BIG THIGHS

I HAVE BIG THIGHS

Yeah I admit it. It's my damn latino genes that make me look mad weird in EVERYTHING

[Corbin Law]

one of my good "bro" friends always asks me about my jeans whenever we find ourselves very intoxicated. and i told him that they were pure blue japan, like a week ago and a vaguely remember us even discussing it. he comes up to me today all excited that he found this store called blue in green (omfg right) that sells them!!! it warmed my heart.

[mr fluffernutter]

thats adorable

[ddohnggo]

did you pat his ass for doing a good job?

[Ahlvahroe]

today at work today one of my coworkers told me that one of the other coworkers had told her that she was too attractive for her boyfriend, and she wanted my opinion since she knows i dont lie to her, which is one of my flaws i have trouble lying even if it means sparing someones feelings.

so i tell her 'honestly, yes i think you are way hotter than he is.' i told her i thought he was gonna be 'tall dark and handsome' cause of her descriptions and i didnt see it. then she started trying to justify everything to me. i hope i didnt over step my boundries, cause i wouldnt want to make things uncomfortable, but then again i have told her some questionable shit in the past and she took it well.

[jayrock]

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