superconfessional

[DüM]

[jeepster]

syb does that mean when you close your eyes at night you see rimming and calzones?

[sybaritical]

I was tortured, Goddamnit.

TORTURED.

[Gouf]

jeep do you have the highest rep on sufu?

600? are you serious?

nigga you dont rep me for shit anymore

[dunkin deeznuts]

whitney a few post up has a bigger epeen then jeep...and most of the guys on here

[bernt]

Riding a bike has taught me that I may not be fat, but I am definitely not in shape.

:o:(

[jeepster]

nah, I'm 4th or 5th

funny how that happened.

[bouwnt]

funny how that happened.

no kidding.

now unless u feel like losing that pretty little six, i suggest

u set me out on a date with mrs. portman (wholesome hand-holding only)

[bouwnt]

with quickness if ur lucky i can get

your hero devendra to accompany all 3 of us on a double

[bouwnt]

time is dripping out.......

[DüM]

TIME KEEPS ON SLIPPING SLIPPING SLIPPING

INTO THE FUUUTUUUUUURE

I think that was my first CD I owned myself.

[lak]

I'm fairly sure at this point that my English prof is both a repressed homosexual and an anti-Semite and wants to concurrently bone/burn me in an oven. Tried to fail me for missing a test today for Passover.

...I am really hating school these days.

[Gouf]

cant you sue the school or something for that

[cinderella]

I have mixed feelings about Imogen Heap.

It is an interesting combo of grudging admiration and burning hatred at the same time.

[e0d9n0b5]

haha i think there are 2 ppl that are talking at me on grouphug.us by just confessing...

damn both of you

[julianREE]

i'm drinking a huge mug of half jack and half coke, took valium when i was working, and am still a crazy mess!

life's great isn't it?

and i'm writing a shitty short story in the style of hemingway cause i have nothing else to do.

[e0d9n0b5]

heh i am a donkoloid

http://www.donkdj.com/remix/18709

[samsikle]

i just had a pretty awesome heart to heart conversation with my mom. we're going to have a date tomorrow! gonna get breakfast, go to ikea, shop around and stuff. it'll be a nice way to spend my day off from a hectic past week and a half.

[the Repeater]

ex gf should be wife gone forever.

[Bona Drag]

you killed her?

anyway, i had the most relieving conversation imaginable [ll] with the director of our group the other day

shit had building for months, and i had dealt with a lot of females who report to him who can't manage for shit

rumor, etc. just built and built

we just cleared the air

felt good man

[weidna]

as of recently, i can completely relate with this

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i was 3/4 shitfaced after a 40 and a few shots of rum last night and i caught eyes with a chik i been diggin on for a hot minute now. i chop up a few possible openers with my nikka but end up deciding to postpone the spitting of hot flames until later in the evening. a few minutes later as im walking out of the kitchen, she walks right by and we catch eyes once again. without control, almost by impulse:

w: "party"

b (beez): "what?"

w: "party, just wanted to see if you party"

b: "...alright" (exits the house)

fuk.

[sistersuzie]

girls know that, often, a guy with a 40 in his body is not so fun to party with..

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[nicotine]

being poor sucks so much especially since all i want is a burrito!

[cabl3]

being poor sucks so much especially since all i want is a burrito!

this is why, when confronted with this situation, you steal the burrito.

you will be doing society a favor, a common good if you will

[azn8oi]

I often want to post in the wayet thread, but I don't take pics of my food. I need whizkit's peer pressure before doing it.

[whizkit]

Do It Lah!

[nicotine]

mmmm Trapped Under Ice is sho good.

[Servo2000]

i'm bummed that i'm missing the current nine inch nails tour: the musical a story of a young man who made a career off of teenage angst and unfortunate taste in instrumentals with a penchant for the word fuck

but seriously

[mpcec]

i got $150 in overdraft fees today... it was for like 5 transactions totaling $30...fuck.

[Bona Drag]

need 2 cop od protection