superconfessional

[my gym shorts]

i made an appointment at the united states recruiting center

so i could find out more information on joining the air force

and those guys are just.. wow

like they sell that to me

sigh

i just dont see why THEY joined. i laugh

[whitney]

that sucks. that's like for me too, since the chocofactory in sf is closed, all the factory and office workers lost their jobs. a customer asked about the closing of the factories and asked if we still had our jobs at the shop. she was probably 1/200 customers that even thought about that i bet.

friday i'm going to see one of them for lunch! i don't know if i should avoid the subject altogether or what..not really experienced in situations like this. i went by the store today to drop off paperwork and it was kind of hard-- i didn't mention it, about the store closing in two weeks but the manager sort of did off hand. it was awkward. she's usually such a super bubbly person but today it was obvious she was trying not to cry. fuckk

USPS does not accept mailing of footwear of any kind to Italy? wtf??

italians don't accept inferior quality! only the best footwear - made in italy

[Gouf]

i made an appointment at the united states recruiting center

so i could find out more information on joining the air force

and those guys are just.. wow

like they sell that to me

sigh

i just dont see why THEY joined. i laugh

dude. yo, like, if ww3, i mean, when ww3 pops off.. im going air force. Maybe if im lucky theyl run out of experienced pilots early and il get to be in a squadron while some end of the world shit pops off. OR... itl be like gundam and il just be like, you know, doing my airforce job and someone will attack the base and try to steal an experimental aircraft made to end the war, and like, il stop them (probably shoot them or hit them in the head with something).. or it might be a fly chick thats like, "GET OUTTA MY WAY I HAVE TO FINISH MY OBJECTIVE" and we struggle and i end up saving her life and we both escape the destruction in that jet and then I go on to become a war hero.

seriously, in ww3 ANYTHING is gonna be possible !!

[cabl3]

i have 3 weeks left in my LAST semester of college....and for some reason I'm not even stressing out. I dont even care..I kind of just expect that I'll graduate (I think I have a D in one class...whatevs).

damn, now to find a real job.

Funny juxtaposition to highschool kids stressin out like its the end of the world.

[nicotine]

i feel like dr. manhattan when he leaves earth

that's really depressing.

edit: my therapist rescheduled for 2pm so i just drove 20 minutes for nothing!

should've checked my email.. my bad.

[sybaritical]

HMn.

I recently spent 14 days in complete silence in an ashram in India and I confess that for a large part of the first week, the majority of my thought process concerned butt sex and pizza.

[DüM]

[jeepster]

syb does that mean when you close your eyes at night you see rimming and calzones?

[sybaritical]

I was tortured, Goddamnit.

TORTURED.

[Gouf]

jeep do you have the highest rep on sufu?

600? are you serious?

nigga you dont rep me for shit anymore

[dunkin deeznuts]

whitney a few post up has a bigger epeen then jeep...and most of the guys on here

[bernt]

Riding a bike has taught me that I may not be fat, but I am definitely not in shape.

:o:(

[jeepster]

nah, I'm 4th or 5th

funny how that happened.

[bouwnt]

funny how that happened.

no kidding.

now unless u feel like losing that pretty little six, i suggest

u set me out on a date with mrs. portman (wholesome hand-holding only)

[bouwnt]

with quickness if ur lucky i can get

your hero devendra to accompany all 3 of us on a double

[bouwnt]

time is dripping out.......

[DüM]

TIME KEEPS ON SLIPPING SLIPPING SLIPPING

INTO THE FUUUTUUUUUURE

I think that was my first CD I owned myself.

[lak]

I'm fairly sure at this point that my English prof is both a repressed homosexual and an anti-Semite and wants to concurrently bone/burn me in an oven. Tried to fail me for missing a test today for Passover.

...I am really hating school these days.

[Gouf]

cant you sue the school or something for that

[cinderella]

I have mixed feelings about Imogen Heap.

It is an interesting combo of grudging admiration and burning hatred at the same time.

[e0d9n0b5]

haha i think there are 2 ppl that are talking at me on grouphug.us by just confessing...

damn both of you

[julianREE]

i'm drinking a huge mug of half jack and half coke, took valium when i was working, and am still a crazy mess!

life's great isn't it?

and i'm writing a shitty short story in the style of hemingway cause i have nothing else to do.

[e0d9n0b5]

heh i am a donkoloid

http://www.donkdj.com/remix/18709

[samsikle]

i just had a pretty awesome heart to heart conversation with my mom. we're going to have a date tomorrow! gonna get breakfast, go to ikea, shop around and stuff. it'll be a nice way to spend my day off from a hectic past week and a half.

[the Repeater]

ex gf should be wife gone forever.

[Bona Drag]

you killed her?

anyway, i had the most relieving conversation imaginable [ll] with the director of our group the other day

shit had building for months, and i had dealt with a lot of females who report to him who can't manage for shit

rumor, etc. just built and built

we just cleared the air

felt good man

[weidna]

as of recently, i can completely relate with this

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i was 3/4 shitfaced after a 40 and a few shots of rum last night and i caught eyes with a chik i been diggin on for a hot minute now. i chop up a few possible openers with my nikka but end up deciding to postpone the spitting of hot flames until later in the evening. a few minutes later as im walking out of the kitchen, she walks right by and we catch eyes once again. without control, almost by impulse:

w: "party"

b (beez): "what?"

w: "party, just wanted to see if you party"

b: "...alright" (exits the house)

fuk.

[sistersuzie]

girls know that, often, a guy with a 40 in his body is not so fun to party with..

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[nicotine]

being poor sucks so much especially since all i want is a burrito!

[cabl3]

being poor sucks so much especially since all i want is a burrito!

this is why, when confronted with this situation, you steal the burrito.

you will be doing society a favor, a common good if you will