superconfessional

[bouwnt]

ahah that cat.... what a feast.

i liked the way he rocked it like a rock star.

[NatseOklim]

Y'all need to internets more, I have the keyboard cat theme as my ringtone on my phone.

[jeepster]

I guess you're right. He did make everyone swear to cut of a bit of their dicks though.

Yeah, but people had been doing that before. They just needed someone omnipotent telling them that it was "O.K."

I haven't gotten any complaints about it yet.

[newaesthetic]

but you get to eat roast pig...

Damnit, this just reminded me. I know very little about religion but my ex' family always does a big roast just across the border for Easter (they're serb orthodox?). Kinda wish the breakup could've happened a week later so I could've stuffed myself full of delicious roast pig, instead of having some cheap frozen crap today.

[gramps]

I'm feeling pretty masculine right now you guys. I just retrieved my stolen bike from a crackhead using strong language and aggressive head movements. Fuck you, man with gold teeth who left little drops of bloods on my handlebars (gross.)

[sounddumber]

how bitchy are the job interviews at AA? i got one on friday

[gramps]

I think Dov takes a picture of your pubis and then gets back to you.

[gas prices kill]

1990's Hip-hop And R&b Saved My Life

True Story

[ProfMonnitoff]

slept with my ex

we were in this awkward friendzone even though neither of us really felt that way

dunno yet if this was a good or bad idea

also shes together with an acquaintance/semi-friend of mine right now

[redgrail]

deal with this shit immediately or it will turn into a bad idea faster than you think.

[Egpt]

slept with my ex

we were in this awkward friendzone even though neither of us really felt that way

dunno yet if this was a good or bad idea

also shes together with an acquaintance/semi-friend of mine right now

it was a good idea if u didn't catch feelings.

just remember, if she did that to your acquaintance she can easily do the same thing to you.

[ProfMonnitoff]

the funny (?) thing is that the reason we broke up in first place is cause i cheated on her

[Egpt]

hey, she wanted some of that on the side fun too.

[gramps]

Then this girl's stupid.

[joey_formal]

prof, these things happen

[lovethrust]

I am simultaneously chatting (via facebook) with my current gf and a babe I want to smash that is going to the same college as me next year. laying the foundations early. I feel bad

[freecat]

do not. starting to bound with people and even better, broads, before going to college is a good thing. dumping my gf of 1.5 year was the best thing i did when i left my hometown to study elsewhere (well i'd have done it anyway but whatever).

[lovethrust]

yeah we're through for sure when college rolls around, but it feels like my integrity is slowly withering

[freecat]

if you love your gf, enjoy the relationship you have with her at that moment. if you don't then the probability that long distance relationship (if its the case) works are even weaker. there's nothing wrong with securing your back with a few female acquaintances with whom you could share moments if your relationship whiters.

you'll see that if you think less you fuck more if it's what you want.

[lovethrust]

I'm probably just being neurotic or something. I'll learn to live with this.

superconfessional is great

[poly800rock]

i'm a sucker for girls with accents.

[evisu 2000]

so confused, all the time, for no particular reason

[Ahlvahroe]

i have an accent, but not a good one

kinda random, but ive always wondered what your voice sounds like.

[evisu 2000]

it probably sounds like strawberries

[redgrail]

i hear strawberries sound a lot like the color red.

[azn8oi]

kinda random, but ive always wondered what your voice sounds like.

it probably sounds like strawberries

oh snap. i know what it sounds like. it's kind of like ...

the color red.

[Pandemonium]

the same colour that comes out of your body when i stab it repeatedly.

[NatseOklim]

Synesthesia in the hizzouse.

[junglejane]

i have an accent, but not a good one

I have more than one accent in each of the 3 languages I speak and it really confuses people that try to guess where i'm from. The fact that I'm brown just adds to the confusion.

[Pandemonium]

I more than one accent in each of the 3 languages I speak and it really confuses people that try to guess where i'm from. The fact that I'm brown just adds to the confusion.

is that bad? i don't think it's bad maybe it's good but maybe it's bad but probably not.

i think you should operate incognito.