superconfessional

[newaesthetic]

How do you cover the small matter of wanting to fool around with a girl who you went on date with once while single... then went back with your ex? Said girl (pretty cwg, but hot as hell) talked to me today and I must have got the wrong message six months ago because she apparently is still interested, but did call me on going back with the ex. Shit.

Another popped up this week too. 2 in a week of being single, what the fuck.

Oh yeah; confession: allowing selfish side to take over, trying to work out how to manage both. also, fuck my subconscious for inserting my ex into every dream this past week. I blame that for my lack of sleep (speaking of, have to be up in four hours).

[skiniks]

smash, smash, smash, smash, smash, repeat, smash!

[bouwnt]

texting > then sexting > then phonesex, then > .... sex

crazyysex

[skiniks]

keep her wetter than a car pool

[6ixes&7evens]

texting > then sexting > then phonesex, then > .... sex

crazyysex

>t rex > sex /w trex > phoenix???

[Pandemonium]

texting > then sexting > then phonesex, then > .... sex

crazyysex

i think sexting is better than phonesex cause most of hte imte the bitches fake it.

i know because i hide in the closet.

[DüM]

I think I love Seinfeld... too much.

Is that possible?

my dad has the whole series on DVD and has seen each episode numerous times yet still watches it every night.

[bouwnt]

>t rex > sex /w trex > phoenix???

[mr fluffernutter]

my dad has the whole series on DVD and has seen each episode numerous times yet still watches it every night.

your dad and i have so much to talk about

[mrip]

my dad has the whole series on DVD and has seen each episode numerous times yet still watches it every night.

i do this

i can watch seinfeld all day everyday

[evisu 2000]

me too

and fresh prince

[mr fluffernutter]

that one episode of fresh prince with his father in it actually made me cry

[branespload]

that one episode of fresh prince with his father in it actually made me cry

How come he don't want me, man?

[bouwnt]

seinfeld............

[mr fluffernutter]

How come he don't want me, man?

l017_Rox0XE

[redgrail]

I just spent the last three hours playing Kung Fu Panda on the xbox360. Start to finish. And I actually enjoyed it (even though I'm ashamed to say so).

Never even popped it in before, though it came free in the box when I got my console.

The finishing move of the last fight is basically the panda pulling his antagonists finger (I believe they call it the wu finger grip) and making him shit his pants (or so it is assumed since the panda then cracks a joke about how it's harder to clean up after it than it is to actually perform the grip).

Also, being that red panda guy (Shifu? Shufu?) is great fun since you can just leap in the air and bounce on people's heads, killing everyone without getting touched (until your chi runs out that is).

"There is no secret ingredient in the special noodle soup. It's all in your mind. It's special if you think it's special."

Deep man. Deep.

[Pandemonium]

semen is the special ingredient in special noodle soup.

semen is special.

[pieiskewl]

I'm sorry redgrail but I lol'd when I read your post. I feel guilty now because I was playing Warcraft 3 for 3 hours straight yesterday. In my defense, I haven't touched the game since 4th grade.

[whitney]

I don't have a game system at home (except nintendo gameboys) because if I did I'd never get any work done.

[redgrail]

I'm sorry redgrail but I lol'd when I read your post. I feel guilty now because I was playing Warcraft 3 for 3 hours straight yesterday. In my defense, I haven't touched the game since 4th grade.

lol however much you want mayne.

that was sort of the point.

Need some new games, though. Prob picking up SFIV and something else today.

[inaya]

i just realized have watched both seinfeld and fresh prince at least once per day... every day of my life for the past 17 years or so.

[DaBestSpoona]

what about simpsons?

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

fuck inaya i love will smith

he b the man

[cman]

what about simpsons?

simpsons owns, i grew up watching that and seinfeld with the 'rents. seinfeld got 10x funnier once i got older and got more of the humor.

fuck inaya i love will smith

he b the man

ehOE6HXfywI

[inaya]

fuck inaya i love will smith

he b the man

yesss, but only pre-independence day will smith!

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

what do you mean hancock is like the best movie ever

lawl

[azn8oi]

I haven't been on a "diet" for over a year now. I'm currently on day 3 of diet mode, 8 days left to go.

Job interview is in 8 days, hella Devil Wears Prada.

[gramps]

Are you dieting for the interview? Is the job at Coyote Ugly?

What does an eleven day diet look like?

[cabl3]

Are you dieting for the interview? Is the job at Coyote Ugly?

What does an eleven day diet look like?

water and crackers

i once made a bet with a friend to see who could go the longest w/out eating..limiting ourselves to water and 10 crackers per day.

I won.

[Guest umhaha84]

for no reason I started plucking my eyebrow during a lecture.

when I got home half my eyebrow was gone. FUCK