superconfessional

[High Monika]

I was one of 2 people who skateboarded to class at the huge state school I went to. It was rare enough that I got called out at house parties and shit. Going through the main sidewalks between the largest campus buildings I fucking fly forward off my board onto my side. There were cords, the same color as the concrete (to be unobtrusive) draped across the sidewalks and through the grass.

I looked around and somehow only one guy really noticed and was laughing. He apologized. High fived him and told him not to worry about it. I would've laughed too.

[mr fluffernutter]

thats a good story. i like stories where people get along

[m1sterko]

massive headache after working on personal finances / budget

i should stop eating out...

[sistersuzie]

and i think my heart misses a beat every time he breathes differently.

the face in the mirror can't be anyone but yours...

when you look too close, you only see blurry brush strokes in the air, faded shades..

you can only judge a whole painting...

[NatseOklim]

Still waiting for money I'm owed from a company I did work for, $7-800 depending on what the exchange rate is right now, my point of contact there is a friend and I'm getting realllllly pissed off with how long it's taking. They can only write cheques on thursdays so each week I ask for the cheque and I get told it'll go out on thursday. The next week I have to ask again, etc etc. Monday I'm gonna ask my friend for a different point of contact and I think when I get paid for the work I'm not going to work with this company again. Fucking HATING the "business" aspect of trying to be freelance.

[Guest umhaha84]

I just hemmed my pants,

only to realize I shortened same leg twice.

[Bona Drag]

^^

zenzzzzenzenzen

newaze i live in a filthy shithole with a retarded faggot roommate

i had planned on moving in with some friends in sept - great crib, balcony, close to bars, etc.

then i found out last nite that the landlord's son, who lives next door, is doing some crazy ty pennington shit [ll] and like tearing out a wall and basically eliminating the bedroom is was going to live in

wtf

[Egpt]

I just hemmed my pants,

only to realize I shortened same leg twice.

ahahahahahhahahahahahahah

which pair of pants did u fuck up?

[Guest umhaha84]

^A77 I picked up from supermarket,

It still fits, but kind of on a short side...

[chronoaug]

nah son

don't even talk to me

like you know

Jimmy John's

slim

five

sometimes

a regular

five

with sprouts and cucumbers

avocados

italian dressing all over dem

sprouts

harmonizing

with onions

and

tomatoes

Yes. you know what you're talking about. I worked at a jimmy johns in the past. If only slicing that 5 meat wasn't so annoying. All i ate when i was on the clock was the roast beef when it was still red, fresh right after i sliced it.

Slim 5s are glorious. I miss freshman year when i lived right next to one and they were only $2.50 each. Such a good deal.

I'm glad we can all agree that Hang DJ got a bitch meal. I had a burger today with an egg on top. You know what i ordered as my side? Another burger with an egg on top and then some onion rings. FUCK YOU and your bitch chicken sandwich

[dunkin deeznuts]

mmmmm texas burger aer awesummmzzzzz

[julzkind]

i was at meijer today, shoppn for our bonfire tonight and i go to the deli and they ask me if i would like a sample. why yessir, lemme try summa dat twice baked potato salad, does it have pork?

no he says, so i get it.

it had pork.

i am a sinner, and it didnt even taste good. wtf.

[bouwnt]

i am a sinner, and it didnt even taste good. wtf.

u performs the wrong sin gurlfrinnn

[julzkind]

well cumm on.

:rolleyes::eek::confused:

[bouwnt]

awlllllready knew that

ps read about your computer tragedy and i must say,

that is one of my worst fear. i do though, got a grip of photos frm u.... mostly nude, some semi.

but if u want em back i can send. gotta start over some where!

[julzkind]

tsk tsk tsk, i know btr than that...

n would nvr leave incriminating ones on the hard drive

[dunkin deeznuts]

if u gonan sin, just eat bacon!!!!!

[julzkind]

it was bacon!

but turkey bacon tastes just fine too.

if im gna sin, i want to feel something.

i smoke, i get high.

i drink, i get tipsy.

i fuck, i....yeah.

so pork does nothing for me in the sinning dept. =/

[Billy.Barbados]

it was bacon!

but turkey bacon tastes just fine too.

if im gna sin, i want to feel something.

i smoke, i get high.

i drink, i get tipsy.

i fuck, i....yeah.

so pork does nothing for me in the sinning dept. =/

Hymen reconstruction surgery ASAP.

[julzkind]

i just assumed u know wat happens then...

need no surgery there, beleedat.

[Billy.Barbados]

i just assumed u know wat happens then...

need no surgery there, beleedat.

Ohhhhh Lawddddddd, gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrllllllllllllll.

[Bona Drag]

holy shit i just came all over some important legal documentz

[jeepster]

tennis season is over, meaning boredom will ensue.

the girl I've been seeing has her boyfriend up for the weekend. I am sad.

I haven't been to the gym in a week, I feel like shit despite playing tennis almost every day.

I don't feel like my antidepressant dosage is high enough.

I haven't done any work for school in weeks.

Somehow I still have greater than a 3.5 though.

I'm so pumped for the the end of school.

[NatseOklim]

but turkey bacon tastes just fine too.

Should neg you for that!!!!!

[sybaritical]

^ Commiserations on your 1000th post.

You took your time.

That's something, at least.

[branespload]

I have been in the new study center for the past TWELVE HOURS straight, only leaving to eat and go to the library and bathroom.

EDIT: it probably would be less if the trash wasn't pretty good today

YES and now I'm finished with lab/prelab and physics shiet on FRIDAY the week before its due. gg to everyone else who partied on thursday and got hungover today, you're 2 days behind mwuhafhjdsahfjklafh

will hurry hurry cop rice and curry in celebration

[DüM]

brane, now you have time to cop that azn chick you been creepin on.

but first, steal her backpack to gain info on her.

[Gouf]

cant fucking wait for coachella tomorrow im not even going out tonite just so I can get some major much needed sleep to prepare for an intense level of wil'in out

[Bona Drag]

yo who even playin this year?

w8 ima go look it up

[Bona Drag]

OH SHlT l FORGOT MOZ B UP IN DAT BlTCH

IMA NEG U IF U DON"T GO N CRY

I DUN CARE lF U BLACK OR WHUT