superconfessional

[Gouf]

yo.

I DONT GIVE A FUCK IM GONNA ROLL BALLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!! ICANTFUCKINGWAITIEWJOEjfowiefj

[Gouf]

homies are already up there partying the fuck up! fucking shit i shoulda left today wtf was i thinking

[joey_formal]

tonight is the 13 of 15th night i have had been drunk, i mean drunk, drunk. fuck.

drinking problem.... maybe, im not sure

[IM SOLE CRAZY]

DB EVOLUTION SUCKS. Holy shit.

[sistersuzie]

tonight is the 13 of 15th night i have had been drunk, i mean drunk, drunk. fuck.

drinking problem.... maybe, im not sure

that's what they call it... i really think it depends the way you feel about it!

i'm fucked in the head. i think people in my "entourage" like it cause its sorta colorful. but i don't know in what that's gonna make me go through my life :S

[sistersuzie]

ton image me hante, je te parle tout bas,

et j'ai le mal d'amour, et j'ai le mal de toi...

[redgrail]

fuck mai laiiffffeeeee.

shit keeps going wrong.

don't know why.

day starts out great, ends horribly.

repeat errday.

fuck dat shit.

[sounddumber]

back then hoes didnt want me

now im hot hoes all on me

[ken shinoda]

whats new people? whos in, whos out?

[Egpt]

i'm fucked in the head. i think people in my "entourage" like it cause its sorta colorful. but i don't know in what that's gonna make me go through my life :S

how fucked up? follow up with examples

[pieiskewl]

I was supposed to hear on friday via email whether or not I had been accepted to this foreign exchange program I applied for. Today is saturday and still I have not heard back. I'm starting to compusively check my email. And I think I'll call on monday if I still haven't gotten an email. But fuck. I really want to know if I'm accepted or not. Anticipation is killllllllllllllling me.

[julzkind]

whats new people? whos in, whos out?

i was just wondering where you got too....

[NatseOklim]

I was supposed to hear on friday via email whether or not I had been accepted to this foreign exchange program I applied for. Today is saturday and still I have not heard back. I'm starting to compusively check my email. And I think I'll call on monday if I still haven't gotten an email. But fuck. I really want to know if I'm accepted or not. Anticipation is killllllllllllllling me.

Hope it comes through for you, I was one of the last people in my class to hear about getting into uni and checking the admissions website every hour for about 3 weeks was so fucking tough!

[pieiskewl]

Thanks man! If I make it in I will let you know.

[NatseOklim]

Waiting for my final grade was the same, we were told they'd be sent on a certain day but of course they were sent like 3 days late...

[pieiskewl]

I feel you. If it's still not in by Monday. I'm just going to call. If I do get in, and I do end up going to South Korea for the summer. I'm going to be a happy man.

[sistersuzie]

how fucked up? follow up with examples

idk... that's what people say. i feel pretty normal, just feel the world upside down really often

last night i was drunk and on facebook i think i added anything that had to do with trailer park boys.

i even wrote some fan mail!!!

im so obsessed.

i've watch every episode yet, the movie as well but i can't stop, it's tooo tooo good.

[Bona Drag]

haha this shit should go in superawkward but i don't feel like searching

newaze

i just met my coworkers 15 yr old daughter

it was like the dinner scene in lethal weapon, if u feel me

so that was awkward

then, we're standing in the hall talking and i notice the daughter is staring at the cargo pocket of my FUCKING BADASS BDU CUTOFFS (no wtaps)

it's hanging open, revealing the package of phillies i just bought to practice rolling tonite

um

[icandunkonu]

after my last 3 year relationship im losing faith in the whole idea of genuine relationships, i fuckin loved that girl man.....LOVED HER. guess i'll just go back to a fuckmachine, i'll likely being buying booze and flirting with women tonight, all night

[Billy.Barbados]

haha this shit should go in superawkward but i don't feel like searching

newaze

i just met my coworkers 15 yr old daughter

it was like the dinner scene in lethal weapon, if u feel me

so that was awkward

then, we're standing in the hall talking and i notice the daughter is staring at the cargo pocket of my FUCKING BADASS BDU CUTOFFS (no wtaps)

it's hanging open, revealing the package of phillies i just bought to practice rolling tonite

um

At least she didn't giggle and tell you you're smoking on home grown.

after my last 3 year relationship im losing faith in the whole idea of genuine relationships, i fuckin loved that girl man.....LOVED HER. guess i'll just go back to a fuckmachine, i'll likely being buying booze and flirting with women tonight, all night

Nigerian mating call time.

[tRaFFiC LiGhT]

i lost an ebay steal. and i know why. cause i got high beucase i got high beucase i got highhhh

[chronoaug]

it was bacon!

but turkey bacon tastes just fine too.

/

This is just plain untrue.

[dino might]

I recently got into a relationship with the prettiest girl ive ever been with and my sex drive is still virtually non-existent :(

Why am I so brokennnnn

[branespload]

^ ALWAYS a celibate narcissist concept!

[Charlie Delta]

I recently got into a relationship with the prettiest girl ive ever been with and my sex drive is still virtually non-existent :(

Why am I so brokennnnn

\

Try taking it easy on the booze and smokes+ for a bit...

Could work wonders!

Alternatively; dye her pubes hot pink!

[Bona Drag]

i'm a little drunk on this particular sunday

i was just out talking to my lovely neighbor on her porch, while her boys (2 and 4) were painting watercolors in the background

i got back inside and remembered i had a 20 in my pocket

LOLWHUT

[Bona Drag]

no lotto

fuck 5-0

i hustle

they buy tho

distribut out of the tahoe

[junglejane]

\

Try taking it easy on the booze and smokes+ for a bit...

Could work wonders!

Alternatively; dye her pubes hot pink!

I highly approve of this solution

[dino might]

\

Try taking it easy on the booze and smokes+ for a bit...

Could work wonders!

Alternatively; dye her pubes hot pink!

You talk about it like my wieners broken! That's not the issue, I'm just not as horny as your typical boy

i now have a mental picture of dino with pink pubes in his beard

Fixed it for yeh

[redgrail]

, I'm just not as horny as your typical boy

I do not understand this problem.

What is it like to not think about sex every waking minute?