superconfessional

[Phyziks]

I cooked and ate 2 chicken breasts last night about 10 minutes into Good Friday...I didn't really know it was after 12, but then again I have never really been a religious person. I know giving up meat for the day is the least I can do, but not following a religion all year round and then following one aspect of it just for this day seems kind of like rooting for a team just because they made it to the playoffs or some shit...

/sacrilege

[jeepster]

fuck being religious

I've eaten leavened bread every day thus far this week. Haven't cut anything out of my diet, never Kosher, etc...

But that's not gonna stop me from partaking in the seder tonight (late cause I wasn't home) and eating amazing foodz.

[lawless]

i was drunk dancing with this random chick the other night and and Stanky Leg comes on but i'm so out of it i keep doing what I was doing the song before.

She ask's me "do you know how to do the stanky leg?"

I say "wha, nahhh"

She walked away.

I feel so ashamed.

:(:(

[cabl3]

^

fuck that bitch, no self respecting man should feel ashamed for not knowing the stanky leg.

i'm bummed that i'm missing the current nine inch nails tour: the musical a story of a young man who made a career off of teenage angst and unfortunate taste in instrumentals with a penchant for the word fuck

but seriously

totally feel the same way :\

I may catch them in Austin in May....my friend bought me a ticket, I just hope nothing gets in the way that day...

[lawless]

^

fuck that bitch, no self respecting man should feel ashamed for not knowing the stanky leg.

BUT I DO! I DO KNOW THE STANKY LEG!

my head went blank. I stared at her. then kept dancing.

[fallen angels]

wtf is the stanky leg

[cabl3]

right around 00:28 is where it starts

*edit

@lawless

ohh...well then....fuck that bitch!

[dunkin deeznuts]

just looks like they stretching / warming up their ankles.......

[minou]

no one can crank better than the peanut gang. they mad fiyah!

qjEo7wEGMHI

[pieiskewl]

fuck being religious

I've eaten leavened bread every day thus far this week. Haven't cut anything out of my diet, never Kosher, etc...

But that's not gonna stop me from partaking in the seder tonight (late cause I wasn't home) and eating amazing foodz.

word son. I don't make an effort to be religious, but if it's something like a seder, I participate not for the religious aspect, but for the seeing my relatives and having a good ass diner aspect. my dad made lamb for wednesday night, shit was good

[whitney]

it's an awkward situation when you're expected to partake in religious stuff because it's taken as "honoring" or "respecting" ..the dead

Chinese people have all this shit they do when someone passes away. for immediate family like my grandma recently I would just do it because it's my grandma but now my aunt's (not blood related) mom passed away..I kind of want to skip the whole shabang and just pay my respect at the burial tomorrow but my family is going to that thingy (dunno English translation) tonight

my mom says I don't have to..

I'm not really comfortable but it'll look weird if I don't

[dunkin deeznuts]

it's an awkward situation when you're expected to partake in religious stuff because it's taken as "honoring" or "respecting" ..the dead

Chinese people have all this shit they do when someone passes away. for immediate family like my grandma recently I would just do it because it's my grandma but now my aunt's (not blood related) mom passed away..I kind of want to skip the whole shabang and just pay my respect at the burial tomorrow but my family is going to that thingy (dunno English translation) tonight

my mom says I don't have to..

I'm not really comfortable but it'll look weird if I don't

agreed, the whole ancestor worship, burning money and leaving food so they haave it to use in heaven is a bit antiquated to me....but so is most religion.....

[willy cheesesteak]

but you get to eat roast pig...

[nicotine]

someone ate my hot pockets!! :(

[jeepster]

word son. I don't make an effort to be religious, but if it's something like a seder, I participate not for the religious aspect, but for the seeing my relatives and having a good ass diner aspect. my dad made lamb for wednesday night, shit was good

check the what are you eating today thread for seder dinner.

[gramps]

Seder looks so gross. I admire you guys for trying but we all know Jews pretend to like it because they picked the vengeful God (whoops for them.)

[Bona Drag]

jews are like the red sox of religions

[jeepster]

Seder looks so gross. I admire you guys for trying but we all know Jews pretend to like it because they picked the vengeful God (whoops for them.)

so incorrect. on so many levels. also, Hebrew God isn't as vengeful as Christian God btw.

[gramps]

I guess you're right. He did make everyone swear to cut of a bit of their dicks though.

[jhxkcd]

you should meet no god.

[Billy.Barbados]

Earlier today I was laughing at a broad as she was getting arrested. It was some white girl with a fake tan, I know it was fake because being orange isn't natural. She was wearing a pink sweat suit as well. The proverbial cherry on top was seeing her Navigator getting loaded up to be taken to the impound.

I feel kind of bad for laughing at her, but I have a suspicion that she's one of the girls that sits on her ass all day and mooches off of her parents.. So it's easy to laugh at her.

[cman]

Earlier today I was laughing at a broad as she was getting arrested. It was some white girl with a fake tan, I know it was fake because being orange isn't natural. She was wearing a pink sweat suit as well. The proverbial cherry on top was seeing her Navigator getting loaded up to be taken to the impound.

I feel kind of bad for laughing at her, but I have a suspicion that she's one of the girls that sits on her ass all day and mooches off of her parents.. So it's easy to laugh at her.

pff, you might as well laugh. fuck entitled bitches. plus, she's gonna get the last laugh because her daddy's gonna pay off any charges. what'd she get busted for? since it's a woman driving a big SUV, i'm going to make a conservative guess. did she...drive through a building while texting her bff jill?

[landho]

it's an awkward situation when you're expected to partake in religious stuff because it's taken as "honoring" or "respecting" ..the dead

Chinese people have all this shit they do when someone passes away. for immediate family like my grandma recently I would just do it because it's my grandma but now my aunt's (not blood related) mom passed away..I kind of want to skip the whole shabang and just pay my respect at the burial tomorrow but my family is going to that thingy (dunno English translation) tonight

my mom says I don't have to..

I'm not really comfortable but it'll look weird if I don't

When I was young, I used to want to buy the ancestor money (or whatever you call it) from the Hong Kong Supermarket and use it as a prop when I would play gangsters with my friends (or by myself, running around my room/closet/hallway/etc.). My parents always chided me, saying that it was disrespectful.

But one time they bought for me and it was awesome.

I will say that when I was young, it was creepy to me to have the pictures of my grandparents and great-grandparents on the mantel, on plates and so such. They always had such severe expressions on their face.

The creepiest, though, was when my maternal grandfather died. I was thirteen; he lived in Vietnam his entire life and died there. I never met him. My uncle flew over there immediately and was detained by customs for a day. After bribing the officials, he was able to barely make the funeral.

He brought back a video of my grandfather's body being prepared for the funeral. My grandfather had died of a stroke, so his jaw was locked open. My mother and my aunt watched the video, reverently, but I had to leave the room. It was too much for me.

[NatseOklim]

I could do a better portrait than this of Jane but I think it would cross the line into major creepiness...

[edit]Not my portrait for those that don't realise, I could do a BETTER one than this I think...

[Billy.Barbados]

pff, you might as well laugh. fuck entitled bitches. plus, she's gonna get the last laugh because her daddy's gonna pay off any charges. what'd she get busted for? since it's a woman driving a big SUV, i'm going to make a conservative guess. did she...drive through a building while texting her bff jill?

I like the way you think.

She caught a drug charge, I don't know what though. Probably coke. She was crying as the dog searched her car so I know it had to be something worse than weed, that or she could have been crying because a bunch of black guys were watching her and laughing at her misfortune LOL.

[NatseOklim]

Maybe she gets off on that?

And can people stop repping me for that portrait above? I didn't paint it and I don't really like it!

[Paean]

Maybe she gets off on that?

And can people stop repping me for that portrait above? I didn't paint it and I don't really like it!

that is wut happens when i skip the text and just look at the visuals.

[branespload]

Natse, please do a cooler portrait of Jane to one-up that creep when she puts it on her blog. >:]

[NatseOklim]

At least now I have 187 rep power. Time to start capping fools.

[mpcec]

do a portrait of style rookie b/c she owns