superconfessional

[Vs Toto]

someone please convince me not to buy fake moonbootz. please.

[jl3969]

dont buy fake moon bootz. dont even buy real moonbootz.

NIGGA YOU AINT ON THE MOON (or i syou?)

[mrip]

lTS GREEEEEEEEEEN MAN

[azn8oi]

i told you that i'd go to bed 4 times already. and i'm still here.

ok not anymore bye

[cheep]

im not wearing any underwear

[inaya]

no underwear in florida is a frightening thought, especially for those of the scrotal persuasion.

[cjbreed]

i don't care for scrotums. not for me really

[cheep]

no underwear in florida is a frightening thought, especially for those of the scrotal persuasion.

not as bad as dirty underwear

[inaya]

true that.

[evisu 2000]

i'm not wearing any underwear either. but then again i'm also not wearing any pants.

[darkanimal]

mass so who wears the pants?

[dunkin deeznuts]

Unkle's Never never land has been on repeat on my iPod all day!!!

[Egpt]

mass so who wears the pants?

2000db. bless i think

[cinderella]

for all that I scoff at people who always eat at mandarin because it isn't "real" chinese food, I am fucking exciiiited for crab leg festival dinner tonight, hahaha (and that includes the giant creme brulee at the dessert table..)

[fadingblue]

the fact that the misshapes site is up again makes me more happy than it should

[LiberationFrequency]

I wanna go back on all my promises, though ill feel like a little bitch if i do.

[Le Buttsecks]

im not wearing any underwear

i wasnt wearnig any underwear couple days ago at work and i was wearing some basketball shorts. so a customer and his wife came in. i get up to pick up some papers and i guess my dick was swangin noticeably cause the lady jumped like she saw a ghost.

[jeepster]

I just had dinner with two attractive young ladies and told them stories about my eccentric Wes Anderson-esque extended family - game killer? y/n

they're both Wes Anderson fans if that helps the voting

:confused:

[Tyro1]

you trying to hit both or either/or?

[jayrock]

i'm so proud of myself, because i finally made appointments with the optometrist and the dentist for check-ups

LEAVE ME ALONE MOM!

[knucks]

looks like my elbow has gotten worse. i can't straighten it out w/o excruciating pain.

damnit

[jeepster]

you trying to hit both or either/or?

Either/or. One of them has a boyfriend in Switzerland and the other has relationships that are ambiguous going on right now - she's with some dude, but since he's always on tour, its not like she's dating him, she sees him like once every four months. So essentially yes, either/or

[HBlack]

second ingrown toenail so far

fucckkk

[joey_formal]

drank an entire bottle of pepto bismol today, no fucking fun today.

[kunk75]

you're probably just nervous to meet me, joey.

[Tyro1]

yeah jeep, you need to play that eccentric family card, they already know musicians and international people...

I say its a plus

[joey_formal]

you're probably just nervous to meet me, joey.

i know you're so fucking right it literally hurts my insides.

[kunk75]

i make people shit. sorry.

[jeepster]

you're probably just nervous to meet me, joey.

haha, I'd be nervous if I even saw you on the street kunk

yeah jeep, you need to play that eccentric family card, they already know musicians and international people...

I say its a plus

yeah. I have a pretty solid Wes Anderson style extended family despite the fact that we're not all that dysfunctional. I regaled them with stories about all my odd relatives and stuff. I think I did alright.

[joey_formal]

metallica shirt on saturday or no entry.