superconfessional

[inaya]

no underwear in florida is a frightening thought, especially for those of the scrotal persuasion.

[cjbreed]

i don't care for scrotums. not for me really

[cheep]

no underwear in florida is a frightening thought, especially for those of the scrotal persuasion.

not as bad as dirty underwear

[inaya]

true that.

[evisu 2000]

i'm not wearing any underwear either. but then again i'm also not wearing any pants.

[darkanimal]

mass so who wears the pants?

[dunkin deeznuts]

Unkle's Never never land has been on repeat on my iPod all day!!!

[Egpt]

mass so who wears the pants?

2000db. bless i think

[cinderella]

for all that I scoff at people who always eat at mandarin because it isn't "real" chinese food, I am fucking exciiiited for crab leg festival dinner tonight, hahaha (and that includes the giant creme brulee at the dessert table..)

[fadingblue]

the fact that the misshapes site is up again makes me more happy than it should

[LiberationFrequency]

I wanna go back on all my promises, though ill feel like a little bitch if i do.

[Le Buttsecks]

im not wearing any underwear

i wasnt wearnig any underwear couple days ago at work and i was wearing some basketball shorts. so a customer and his wife came in. i get up to pick up some papers and i guess my dick was swangin noticeably cause the lady jumped like she saw a ghost.

[jeepster]

I just had dinner with two attractive young ladies and told them stories about my eccentric Wes Anderson-esque extended family - game killer? y/n

they're both Wes Anderson fans if that helps the voting

:confused:

[Tyro1]

you trying to hit both or either/or?

[jayrock]

i'm so proud of myself, because i finally made appointments with the optometrist and the dentist for check-ups

LEAVE ME ALONE MOM!

[knucks]

looks like my elbow has gotten worse. i can't straighten it out w/o excruciating pain.

damnit

[jeepster]

you trying to hit both or either/or?

Either/or. One of them has a boyfriend in Switzerland and the other has relationships that are ambiguous going on right now - she's with some dude, but since he's always on tour, its not like she's dating him, she sees him like once every four months. So essentially yes, either/or

[HBlack]

second ingrown toenail so far

fucckkk

[joey_formal]

drank an entire bottle of pepto bismol today, no fucking fun today.

[kunk75]

you're probably just nervous to meet me, joey.

[Tyro1]

yeah jeep, you need to play that eccentric family card, they already know musicians and international people...

I say its a plus

[joey_formal]

you're probably just nervous to meet me, joey.

i know you're so fucking right it literally hurts my insides.

[kunk75]

i make people shit. sorry.

[jeepster]

you're probably just nervous to meet me, joey.

haha, I'd be nervous if I even saw you on the street kunk

yeah jeep, you need to play that eccentric family card, they already know musicians and international people...

I say its a plus

yeah. I have a pretty solid Wes Anderson style extended family despite the fact that we're not all that dysfunctional. I regaled them with stories about all my odd relatives and stuff. I think I did alright.

[joey_formal]

metallica shirt on saturday or no entry.

[kunk75]

joey, what sizes and styles will you have and can you put stuff aside for me?

I kid. I kid.

[jane]

jeepster, tell us about it, im curious...

i mean if you want to impress them it has to be pretty good because most people have pretty insane families

[kunk75]

not to interrupt but i'll play. jeep see if you can do better.

i grew up with my mom downstairs and my gparents upstairs.

my mom his her pregnancy til she was literally ready to give birth. she told my grandmother she was having a baby. my grandmother said when. she said now. truth.

also, i grew up with two grandfathers on my mom's side. my grandmother was forced to marry my gpa #1, then met Gpa #2 and they all lived together til my 2 gpas died this year. also truth.

this is partly why i'm a fucking disaster. and this was in brooklyn, not appalachia, mind you.

[onemancult]

are you some kind of backwards pollack.

[kunk75]

no, my grandmother was fucking rich but from a really bizarre family. english, here since like 1680.

my mom hid the pregnancy cause they hated my father, who was off the boat croatian and therefore no good. they were together til i was a preschooler.