superconfessional

[spacemanvt]

^ i have like 3 shots im out, lightweight yessir

[spacemanvt]

I proceed to give you the largest slap you've ever felt across your face.

thanks

maybe it will wake me up

[kiya]

cosign

OMG IM SO DRUNK...I HAD 6 SHOTS

fuck outta here

6 shots would be a start for the situations i'm referring to..

[jayrock]

drinking by the pool all day is more tiring than one would think

i'm surprised i was able to stay awake for the fireworks show

USA! USA! USA!

[ROYALEFATALE]

MAJOR GIRL PRBLMS

Inaya is my new-found relationship counselor

[evisu 2000]

i just ate 6 reese's peanut butter cups. i need my mommy.

[geekbonchic]

Ever have one of those days where even after showering and washing up you feel gross. Like on the inside?

[Egpt]

this wasn't fuhnny i know when you typed this you thought it would be funny, it wasn't

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[Guest youkinorn]

Ever have one of those days where even after showering and washing up you feel gross. Like on the inside?

go sweat that shit out somehow.

run or something

[oOmegaOo]

Ever have one of those days where even after showering and washing up you feel gross. Like on the inside?

Ok, fess up, who/what did you do last night? This is the confessional after all.

[geekbonchic]

Nothing. Which is why it's so weird. I just feel gross.

[oOmegaOo]

I totally get what your saying though. I sometimes feel like I;m not as clean as other people somedays even though I shower, etc, etc. Major source of anxiety.

[HBlack]

these posts make me so glad im not crazy

[nf one]

nope you're all just filthy

[inaya]

MAJOR GIRL PRBLMS

Inaya is my new-found relationship counselor

fix up, my homeslice. may the force be with you.

[keagan]

i just gleeked all ovver my laptop gross

[bouwnt]

keagan spitZ

[keagan]

I SPITZ

7THS CAN SOUND COOL, I HATE JAZZ- lori linstruth

[Avalo]

I had the deepest and the most intimite conversation in my life with a wonderful girl.

So am I a gay or in love? I had to walk her home for 20km the wrong way, and I really like her.

I dont know how she´ll react when I´ll see her again as the conversation was really intimite.

Any advice would be highly appreciated. No joking on this plz, thanks.

Btw. Im not too drunk and neither was she.

[bouwnt]

but iiiii would walk 500 miles

and i would walk 500 more

just to be the man who walked 1000 miles

to fall down at your door

[Avalo]

Thanks for nothing.

[ProfMonnitoff]

you're gay

also calling bullshit on the 20km. walking speed is like 4 km/h. NOBODY would walk 5 hours just for some broad.

[Avalo]

you're gay

I knew this was coming.

I guess I´ll have to stop posting to superfuture.

Well I did take a taxi home from 15km away and it was prob. more like 10km from the bar.

But anyways you missed the point. No offence though.

[GiZMO]

Hate being the overweight but not fat guy. When with one group of friends I am lightest person, with other group I'm the fattest.

[GiZMO]

i just gleeked all ovver my laptop gross

was this accidentally? I do it accidentally sometimes when I yawn othewise it never happens. I was sleep over my friend house when I was kid and I'd sleep on floor and he would just gleek on me i was wet and i'd fight his face .

[fadingblue]

I'm having one of those "worrying about getting into college" breakdowns right now

ugh

[kiya]

Don't fuck with JimmyC.

[jewbagel]

Someone I was talking to used the expression "shot their wad". All I could think of was Tobias:

[Boredom]

So I just spent like the past hour watching "The Secret Life of the American Teenager" on abc family.

That shit is hilarious in a "really cheesy, but we don't know we're cheesy lets have a pray circle and talk about avoiding pregnancy and how pre-marital sex will send you straight to hell" way.

IT WAS AMAZING!

[Pandemonium]

I'm having one of those "worrying about getting into college" breakdowns right now

ugh

dw you'll do fine i'm sure.

i'm worried if i can get into the course i want.