superconfessional

[broneck]

Right now I need to go soak my ankle which is the size of a baseball and purple.

sounds like my glans.

[polishmike]

i was hanging out with the king at his club last night

[jeepster]

in durty jerz, where murderz occurz?

[evisu 2000]

not just murderz, plenty murderz.

[jeepster]

not just murderz, plenty murderz.

o rly?

dayum

best sty awai

[dino might]

im usually not one to drool over RO and alike but if someone bought me either one of these jackets id give them my soulll

[whitney]

My grandfather on my dad's side stayed in HK till all my aunts/uncles settled down; then he was going to immigrate to the states. At the airport before he could board his plane he had a heart attack. My dad's side all is still in HK.

My other grandfather is originally from China, he was thrown into jail during Mao's reign and once escaped he fled to HK with my grandmother and his two sons and daughter from previous marriage plus my mom and my uncle. I have cousins twice my age with kids just a bit younger then me. My grandmother, recently passed, is survived by 68 decendents and I know less then half and cos of family feuds, we get along with about half of those I do know. She was a great great grandmother.

[jane]

me too dino

I WANT THESE SO MUCH

[inaya]

me too jane, I'm already on the hunt for a pair.

[jane]

^yeah me too! aren't they like 3800 tho!!

[inaya]

^yeah me too! aren't they like 3800 tho!!

no they're cheaper. will PM you

[dismalfuture]

y'all got some fucked up families, it is good I only know you guys through the innernetz.

I have jewish ex-uncle from Long Island who sits on his Jew money and won't pay child support to my aunt, because he's been in the middle of rebuilding his clay tennis court, has leases on his 530 and Carrera and the economy has taken a shit, so he's having it really rough. Therefore my 11 year old cousin doesn't have many games for his DS and his bike is getting a little small for him.

And then my 17 year old cousin who graduated early and went to Dartmouth in the middle of her teenage angst phase and doesn't call home. That's about how crazy my familiy gets.

and jane, I really want you to get those boots.

[Guest]

^ boooooooorrinnnnggg

my uncle stabbed my cousin then went to jail and hung himself

etc etc etc

[scoon0224]

I can't step to some of this crazy shit...

But my parents split while I was at school, and nobody told me.

I just came home and my sister dropped some bomb like "Can you give me a ride to mom's house?" It had been three months!

I got mad, then laughed my ass off.

[neptunecitylocal]

i grew up wondering why i didnt turn out stumpy and short like my grandpa. turns out my biological grandpa died in 'nam and i didnt find out until last year. my life is a lie.

i have a tranny uncle.

[please underestimate]

lol eff, why cant everyones family just get along? mine isnt as bad, just that my grandparents on my dad's side are moneyhungry leeches. i remembered as a kid they would always tell me "you're gonna grow up and get rich for ME." and they still do

[Egpt]

my family is funny as hell, but i don't feel like posting all it's story to strangers.

i am gonna tease a little bit and just say that my 3 half-sisters are also my half-cousins ahahh

[neptunecitylocal]

my 3 half-sisters are also my half-cousins

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

that tops my tranny uncle.

[please underestimate]

haha thats epic.

i dislike my cousins stayin over with me from taiwan. the main reason my friends come over everyday now is so they could check them out ...

[HBlack]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

that tops my tranny uncle.

nothing tops a tranny uncle

[gramps]

I top tranny uncles regularly. GET IT?

[Egpt]

one male cousin of mine once got home crying because someone hit him in school.

my uncle asked (u) "what happened?"

to which my cousin replied © "this kid at school punched me in the gut!"

(u) "and what did you do to him?"

© "nothing!" he replied with tears all over his face

then, my uncle proceeded to give him what he described as be the biggest slap he had ever got served up until then.

(u)" you should have punched him back"

i could go on for days on this kind of stuff

[fadingblue]

^^please go on

on another note, im so so so mad, im trying to watch gossip girl online and my fucking shitity ass mexico dsl connection wont let the video load fuck fuck fuck

[keagan]

one male cousin of mine once got home crying because someone hit him in school.

my uncle asked (u) "what happened?"

to which my cousin replied © "this kid at school punched me in the gut!"

(u) "and what did you do to him?"

© "nothing!" he replied with tears all over his face

then, my uncle proceeded to give him what he described as be the biggest slap he had ever got served up until then.

(u)" you should have punched him back"

i could go on for days on this kind of stuff

this wasn't fuhnny i know when you typed this you thought it would be funny, it wasn't

[spacemanvt]

i cant figure if my heart is actually broken or i am idealizing something that wasn't really worth caring that much about.

sigh

love (or whatever it was) sucks.

:(

[Gouf]

this wasn't fuhnny i know when you typed this you thought it would be funny, it wasn't

kreagan this is second time? what is eating at home?

[dismalfuture]

i cant figure if my heart is actually broken or i am idealizing something that wasn't really worth caring that much about.

sigh

love (or whatever it was) sucks.

:(

You and knucks can get together, whinge each other to death.

[keagan]

kreagan this is second time? what is eating at home?

no fireworx

[azn8oi]

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[Leonard Leroy]

if he figured out a way to make the master form work in a costume, he would get my props