superconfessional

[dolly]

i purposely tripped a corny yoga mom in line for the streetcar this morning because she was trying to weasel her way ahead of me

[asdbra]

so i tried this test today.

http://break.com/index/try-not-to-laugh.html

burst out once the second dude starting laughing.

[thedaniway]

the song "chemo limo" by regina spektor just made me cry my eyes out.

[ExileOnMainSt]

Putin Bay is fucking unreal.

If you own a boat in life, your living the dream around here. Shit was like girls gone wild on a fucking sunday. Titties were out, nukkas was funneling beer at 10 am and just running through bitches.

God bless the state of Ohio for making some of the sluttiest girls alive and the biggest Tiki bar in the world.

[GiZMO]

so i tried this test today.

http://break.com/index/try-not-to-laugh.html

burst out once the second dude starting laughing.

eddie murphy and hyo hyo hyo

[premiumsqueezed]

A few years ago on July 4th, I was in the California Redwoods area lighting illegal fireworks. Right when we were launching the biggest one, a deer runs by, and its hind leg explodes. It bled to death.

We ate the deer the next day.

[Two-Headed Boy]

i have no freinds... for oubvious reasons.

[beautiful stranger]

doesnt faust seem like a character you'd see in a todd solondz movie? or am i just superrrrr high

i can see it now.. bitter fashionista that beats his kids and berates internet foes in his spare time. shit im already laughing

ahahah

i got banned too.

...kinda funny how he can call chris a queen, and ban me for like nothing.

[premiumsqueezed]

i have no freinds... for oubvious reasons.

cuz you got neg rep. riiiiiight?

[High Monika]

Is this Faust the person that runs SZ?

[Two-Headed Boy]

cuz you got neg rep. riiiiiight?

no, because I have no social skills, am ugly, not a nice person, and boring. the neg rep is just a result.

Edit: and emo.

[broneck]

wow. i usually don't do this, but can we meet up in real life so i can beat you up?

get off the NMH dick too kid, no one likes that fucking lyric anyway.

[dolly]

no, because I have no social skills, am ugly, not a nice person, and boring. the neg rep is just a result.

don't forget emo.

buck up!

[Leonard Leroy]

i don't think its necessary.

[DüM]

no, because I have no social skills, am ugly, not a nice person, and boring. the neg rep is just a result.

this is my favorite confessional ever.

also, I just got silver aprils in the mail THANKS CARPATES and I am retardedly happy

[Two-Headed Boy]

this is my favorite confessional ever.

also, I just got silver aprils in the mail THANKS CARPATES and I am retardedly happy

It's good to see I made one person happy.

[skiniks]

shut up right now

[geekbonchic]

I made that loser in the hair threak not want to post anymore. I am secretly proud/ashamed of this.

Also, I am really tempted to buy Chris's gunmetal Aprils, but it just wouldn't be reasonable. WOULD IT??!!!!/?

[DüM]

I think they're the ones i just got...like a dark silver w/ black weft. geek, they are so soft.

[geekbonchic]

Mmmmmm. God damn it. I need my roommates' checks in before I even dare consider.

[DüM]

geek, you will be there for SF meetup in august?

we can compare aprils collections.

[geekbonchic]

I'm going to be in Socal for a week (like 6-14 or something), but otherwise, yeah. I can admire your Gayprils and you can admire mine.

Fashion circle jerk, GO.

[e0d9n0b5]

I made that loser in the hair threak not want to post anymore. I am secretly proud/ashamed of this.

Also, I am really tempted to buy Chris's gunmetal Aprils, but it just wouldn't be reasonable. WOULD IT??!!!!/?

yeah you should definitely buy them!

[nf one]

i agree. spend money now

shiny pants good

[Liberation1945]

if you dont take em i might...only reason im not buying is cause i already have too many aprils...ugh...but those are so shiny and nice...

[Lab]

I want to wear my aprilz more often, but they just won't stretch, and I'm sad. Hurt so much in groin area.

[Liberation1945]

groin area pain is good.

my holy grails are the leopard print and batcaves...wish i could have both. =(

[e0d9n0b5]

i want the jeremy scott tsubi ones that homme.homme has. so cooool

[midnight]

WTF there are little bugs on my bed that can jump like a half foot and they are freaking me the fuck out.

[geekbonchic]

You mean fleas?