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masuerte

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I'm a classy drunk so your illusions are safe...

I believe it. I probably hold fuuma in as high regard as corbin, but only because I can imagine him as ALWAYS having posted drunk. Oh ye of little faith.

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Me and my recent ex girlfriend were talking about how we both ended up not being the others type. I asked her what her type is and she proceeded to tell me about how she found frat boys attractive and popped collars were hot. I laughed so hard I sprayed my laptop with water. I have never felt so good about this break up until now. I need a bitch with some style.

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It's me! Every girl ever.

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Date: 2007-11-07, 10:38AM EST

Knock knock

Oh hi, how's it going? It's me! Every girl ever. I'm really looking forward to this date. I'm not nearly as attractive as you remember me being because when we met the bar was dark and you were drunk. Come on in.

Let's start off with the unavoidable tour of my incredibly typical post-college-girl apartment.

You'll notice that I went ahead and purchased everything that Ikea and Pier 1 have ever produced. There's my decorative birdcage over there even though I don't have a bird, and there's my gay wicker basket with bamboo poles in it. I don't know what the hell that's thing's all about, but I bought it.

Hey check it out, I have more candles in here than a Roman Catholic Church. Doesn't it smell like Hazelnut!? If I were to light all of my candles at once you could see my apartment from space! I ****ing love candles!

Come on into the living room.

Oh, I see you met my cat there. That's "Freddy Paws Jr." Why don't you pet him and act like you like cats even though you hate cats? There you go. Oh, he took a little swing at your eye there huh? Yeah, he'll do that. Hey, let's check out the kitchen.

Hey look at my refrigerator. There are pictures all over it! Look at all these pictures of me and my equally vacuous friends from college! We were so crazy! You can tell we're really good friends because our faces are all pressed up against each other like that.

And check it out, we're holding up alcoholic beverages to the camera in every single picture. That's to prove that we were partying. College was so fun! But of course I don't talk to any of these girls anymore because now they're all *****es.

Let's go back into the hallway!

Hey, before we leave I'm going to go in the bathroom for ten minutes for some mysterious reason. Why don't you sit awkwardly in my big, stupid, round papizan chair over there while you wait for me. It's like you're sitting in a hug! Be right back...

Sorry that took a half an hour, I don't know what the hell I was doing in there. Let's go!

Wow! Thanks for opening my car door for me! I'm totally going to blow that meaningless gesture out of proportion and delude myself into thinking that you're a really good guy because that's what I want to believe.

Well, here we are at the restaurant. No thanks waiter, I don't need to see a menu, just bring me some expensive things. Hey I know, while we wait, I'll tell you all about my unspeakably boring job. I hate my boss. He's a jerk! I might get another job. Maybe something in pharmaceutical sales.

Now let's talk about my family. I love my family. I want you to love my family. I want my family to love you. I want you to make love to my family! I want you to go golfing with my semi-retarded brother Travis. That would be so God damned cute!

Wow! I can't believe I ordered all this food! I have no intention of eating any of it. No thanks waiter, we don't need a box. Just throw it out.

Hey, I've got an idea, let's go to a bar and have an after dinner drink! It'll be great, it will be just like how we're drinking here, only it will be louder and we'll have to stand up. Come on!

See, isn't this better? Oh hey, what a coincidence. Look over there! It's a group of my friends that I knew was going to be here. Let's go over there so that they can judge you!

Hey, I have to go to the bathroom for a half an hour again for some reason. You can stay here and talk to my unbelievably hideous friend Christine! Christine's so ugly she scares kids! Talk to her! She has a job and a family that she wants to talk to you about too. Be right back.

I'm back! Sorry I was gone for three hours, there was a line. I want to go home now.

Well here we are at my door again. This was really fun for me and not you. You should pretend like we're going to do it again sometime! Maybe I'll see you at Target a few months from now and we can avoid eye contact because you never called me. Here, have this awkward goodnight kiss that's as empty as my soul. Good night!

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1). i hella blacked out in some girl's bathtub this weekend, and i think i could have died had they not called an ambulance! i dont remember why though! im really worried that my insurance wont cover everything, apparently the bill would be upwards of three grand! so please buy my stuff in the supermarket!

2). im sick of not having a boyfriend. especially since theres an insane amount of hot guys in san francisco. im trying to be less of an elitist cunt.

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i got kidnapped last Saturday and was just rescued by 6 armoured cops on Wednesday. 3 kidnappers played almost all dirty games to me in the hotel room during the period though i didnt get any hurt .fair enough. i was so frightned and fucked up. fucking afraid if there came a "fire in the hole". afterwards, i spent almost 24 hrs taking my notes and witnesses with police and got home yesterday.everything now looks absolutely shitty to me.

i hate this so called wonderful world.

fuck!!fuckkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hedior

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radio

to be honest, i did wear those sneakers during those horrible days.

i didnt even get allowed to take a shower and been wearing a same galliano underwear.

niggars required around 300,000 usd though it didnt come true.

me and my family are worried theres still a group behind and,imo, it is for sure.

i am planning to leave for somewhere else and not feeling any safe around.

btw, Radio, it will be fun if it happens to you. ^ ^

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djrajio

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No problem Hedior.

I'm glad you are safe.

Us B.A.L.L.A.s need not worry about 300,000 USD though nah I mean!

That's C.H.U.M.P. C.H.A.N.G.E. around our wayz mannn.

Check out dis neato graph my secretary wipped up in EXCEL. It's wat B.A.L.L.A.s use to impress client with. I had my girl work out this crazy-ass curve line to floss those fools.

It's called a "Regression".

It's a shame I don't get kidnapped more often!

You'd think kidnappers would be able to recognize a P.L.A.Y.A.!?!?!

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Charlie Delta

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Today I played and watched starcraft instead of going register and dropping off my portfolio at uni.

Also ate a whole bag of kinder schoko-bons in like 10 minutes and I'm dehydrated and fat.

Dude you picked up the last short indigo hoodcoat, stop fucking whining!

Yes, I'm jealous.

I, however have a really cool F/W piece on order...

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i haven't gone on a real date since i got back to tokyo.. being a relatively attractive white chick doesn't get me any decent game at all, compared to the white dudes here.

instead i've become involved in a minorly inappropriate relationship with a married half guy, blah.

but i'm happy to be back and maybe if i can find a job that isn't working at some "english pub" in roppongi, i'll be able to buy clothes & post again.

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i got kidnapped last Saturday and was just rescued by 6 armoured cops on Wednesday. 3 kidnappers played almost all dirty games to me in the hotel room during the period though i didnt get any hurt .fair enough. i was so frightned and fucked up. fucking afraid if there came a "fire in the hole". afterwards, i spent almost 24 hrs taking my notes and witnesses with police and got home yesterday.everything now looks absolutely shitty to me.

i hate this so called wonderful world.

fuck!!fuckkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i need to stop hiring retards to do my dirty work

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instead i've become involved in a minorly inappropriate relationship with a married half guy, blah.

hey sounds familiar, but he's less married and more engaged, I'm less white-attractive and more fobby.

I liked Jumper. The acting didn't even bother me. i think the friend I saw it with thought it was a date. awkward yet funny.

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